Black Mirror S03

We saw what you did, Sup Forums.

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I always thought we should have general threads for a short while for netflix releases.

Should definitely be mandatory for the capeshit shows. None of those deserve free-rein on the board.

Someone find that song from Hated in the Nation. Shit was cash.

Why make a thread about one episode you dumb shit!?

Please, PLEASE

does some have screencaps of Alice Eve's body from episode 1?

I feel like we haven't talked enough about Hated in the Nation

here

OK Computer is my all time favorite album. I'll admit it, when this started playing, I nutted a little.

wtf i love pedos NOW!

Not OP but it's an anthology show dude

Don't start this shit again.

Says it's "Fall Into Me" by someone called Alev Lenz. Couldn't find shit on youtube.

His sister is the reason he got blackmailed in the first place.

Fucking slut.

>S03
>one episode
Who's the dumb shit?

Make That Money – JC Flow
or
Orinoco Flow – Enya

nah hes a fucktard

>download malware
>not having your computer locked with a password
>not taping over your webcam ever since snowden

Yeah I saw the credits too, just can't find it anywhere.
Soundtrack on Junipero was pretty based too.

nah mate, it's this one

I didn't get the ending of that episode. Why was the kids mom crying about him jerking off to kids also isn't he like 14 himself?

Yeah the first virus was obviously harmless it opened the door for him to get that fake ass AV.

Every problem a man has can be traced back to a woman.

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You would be fine if your 14 year old was jerking off to little kids?

he's around 20ish

he was working a job obviously

>download malware remover from the first link
top lmao

I listened to it so many times, but it's surprising to hear 2 songs from that album being used for different series so close to each other

>literally googled "remove malware"

Wasn't he 17 at least 17 considering he could drive?
The actor is 21.

Is there a torrent for all 6 yet?

Other 14 year olds? Morally, yes. According to whether it can come back to bite me in the ass? Probably not.

Then again, it's heavily suggested he was jerking it to much younger kids than that so that is moot. Point being, underage is underage, be it the ones in cp videos or the ones fapping to it. Adult rules don't always apply.

m-me...I misread

No all I am saying is, I thought he was jerking off to normal poon and the pedo was the Arab?
Also if a 14 year old is jerking off to other 14 year olds they are both kids.

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No worries, mate. I know it ain't easy being green.

>No all I am saying is, I thought he was jerking off to normal poon and the pedo was the Arab?
Both were.
There were plenty of hints and it was outright said with the mother. Although honestly when he was talking with the pedo it was too obvious

>Also if a 14 year old is jerking off to other 14 year olds they are both kids.
Please try to remember how old the little girl in the beginning was. She wasn't 14. She was like 4.

Mate I had a job when I was 14

They clearly weren't other 14 year olds, plenty of hints to suggest younger..

>This is only 3.7/5 in Black Mirror

I guess it is a science fiction after all

Ok I thought the point was he killed the Arab paedophile and the internet trolls leaked the younger guy as the paedophile instead, thus him taking the suffering of the guy he just killed?

>Point being, underage is underage, be it the ones in cp videos or the ones fapping to it. Adult rules don't always apply.
Legally you are right. But there is still a big difference between lets say finding out your 18 year old son has trouble with the law because he was sexting with his 17 year old girlfriend and what happened in that episode.

considering his attitude in that doped up world, it's surprising

most likely just a bunch of thirsty bitches giving him 5

Not once did I thought he was fapping to normal stuff. I considered his sister, gay stuff, putting the coke can in his anus...but not pedophile. I don't think he smiling to a kid and giving back its toy, or the drawing scene as serious indicators though they were intended as such.

You kinda end in denial until the mom's dialogue.

I don't remember the drawing scene, what was it?

It kind of made sense

No one would react that badly (rob a bank go full panic mode) over normal porn and whacking off to it, it's embarassing but not total meltdown panic

That world despised honesty and only cared about people who acted happy and pc all the time, nothing like our world...

>I don't think he smiling to a kid and giving back its toy, or the drawing scene as serious indicators though they were intended as such.
>You kinda end in denial until the mom's dialogue.

In the extended cut, he tattooed a love heart on a 5 year old's ass cheek. The cake was in reference to it.

The ratings were not based on looks but "personality".

No both were. He just lied and said it was just masturbation earlier.

There are so many hints.
The little girl he was talking to at the beginning.
The fact that he is bullied for being creepy by his coworkers.
His reaction to his sister using his computer
Him attaching an extra lock to his door.
His talk with the pedo.

>current year
>males can't be nice to kids unless they are paedophile scum

>tripsdoubledubs

That's a valid theory. The kid doesn't come out and say it, we're just given hints and his silence to build up the "case". Also what his mom says, but she could've been duped.

What do you mean, legally or morally?
Regardless, anything pedo related has turned into a fucking retarded witch hunt. In your exercise, I'd much rather my underage son fapped to kiddy porn than rob a fucking bank or murder someone, regardless of what my opinion of that person is. Especially since the evidence on him is shaky and he's being blackmailed. The only way the episode makes sense is to put the character's age under the legal limit so his actions seem somewhat justified.

Yeah I'm sure John Merrick would pull a solid 4.5 with his nice personality.

Yeah totally nothing like real lifw

Ok I missed all that. I thought he was just a socially awkward teenager until the end.
I think bronn was the only really good thing about that episode.

>In your exercise, I'd much rather my underage son fapped to kiddy porn than rob a fucking bank or murder someone,
That was not the question and no you wouldn't.

>plenty of hints
No there weren't, it wouldn't be a stretch that the troll group would also just add extra shit to his hacked dox. People in the last thread were saying everyone involved was a pedo but even that is wrong, they doxxed a ceo for saying something about brown faces.

>remember the 4 year old
Yes, remember the four year old who he gave a toy to. Don't ever return a happy meal toy to my wifes child, you pedo.

The whole thing was supposed to make that impact but it didn't for me and apparently other people. I honestly didn't separate the vigilantism from the trolling because I know what trolling is. I get what they were doing but the whole thing was super ambiguous.

did some autist actually make a puppet version of Pepe?

I switched to 3x speed on the 4th episode, after it it became clear what sort of episode it would be.

VR for dead people, right?

>I'd much rather my underage son fapped to kiddy porn than rob a fucking bank or murder someone,

Would you really? Because murder someone in self defense and robbery are something you can recover from.

autism

dying people

this episode is so bad

Yeah, even the lesbian sex didn't make up for it. Redheaded one was qt I suppose.

But you understand it was written and the kid was a pedo though right? From his point of view everything made perfect sense.
Even if he had the foresight you suggest and go into full denial right from the start and just claim they faked it he would risk the police searching through his shit. Which could still bring up shit.
If he just tried to wipe or destroy his computer that would look suspicious and is also not 100% reliable.

He just wanted it to be gone. He saw no other way other than follow their instructions.

Mate this is a show where an entire world revolved around a 5 star rating and a chick started pulling knives on people. Thinking some teenager isn't going to go pretty far to not get doxxed is pretty logical.

Children on this planet have killed themselves over facebook posts which are equated to less than wanking on webcam.

Hey guys I rate you 5/5, y-you will rate me the same right?

Wouldn't matter.
They explained how votes work and ours would be worthless.

Sure thing bro!
secretly rates you a 2 for being desperate

I'd be rated a 2 if I was lucky. I'd rate you a 5, but I doubt it'd mean much.

Not them but it seemed like the guy was underage which could be a mitigating circumstance in court.

Also, there's clear proof that his computer was hacked. His sister can even testify to that fact that it's pretty much her fault. The video would only be of him masturbating, it's not like there was a mirror behind him. Ostensibly there's proof of CP otherwise it wouldn't be a real threat to him, but it wouldn't be in the video itself. Any 'evidence' is suspect. You could manipulate anyone this way, just put CP on their computer and blackmail them.

Everyone understood he was a pedo by the time he talked to the other pedo.

if that thing existed i'd go out of my way to be a 0

I think a lot of these guys could relate to the kid being a paedophile for obvious reasons, but to a normal guy it was less clear.

Yes I would. The only thing they have proof he did was fap. And even then, they only have proof (which may be deemed inadmissible) because they hacked his computer. From that point on anything on it is viable to be tampered with and thus considered inadmissible also. How the fuck is pointing a gun and robbing people or outright murdering someone even in the same realm of wrongness as fapping?

>murder someone in self defense and robbery are something you can recover from
Yeah, that's why people get a shitton of years in prison for armed robbery and develop PTSD even from "justified" murder or manslaughter. Meanwhile, you're both arguing that jacking off is a worse crime. As if what you jack off to is supposed to be pre-approved publically. As if he made those videos. As if he paid for them. As if he molested the kids himself. That's insane.

This fucking memeface though.

Who else fell in love with her

>you're both arguing that jacking off is a worse crime. As if what you jack off to is supposed to be pre-approved publically. As if he made those videos. As if he paid for them. As if he molested the kids himself. That's insane.

He will never STOP having the urges. He will ALWAYS be attracted to real children.

Legally yes. Socially he is fucked.
He is clearly creepy and gets bullied at work for it. His sister knows he is very protective of his computer and installed a lock

Honestly I don't think the biggest fear of a pedo is legally more than social.

It already does exist, famalam.

No surprise that Sup Forums is obsessed with the pedo ep, its been the main talking point of each fucking Black Mirror thread.

>How the fuck is pointing a gun and robbing people or outright murdering someone even in the same realm of wrongness as fapping?
Fapping to what?
>Meanwhile, you're both arguing that jacking off is a worse crime.
Jacking off to what?

>Which could still bring up shit.
Of course, which is why I argue a rational adult would just cut his losses and realize he was being victim of a crime too and all they had on him was sketchy rather than take the chance these hackers on whom you've got nothing are legit. The adults had tangible shit to lose, he had barely anything.

It's the best episode and does what black mirror is suppose to do

Spark debate over technology and morality

>Not them but it seemed like the guy was underage
Actor is 21. He could drive and work.
at best he is a 17 year old.

Love how they went straight mindfuck horror in the second ep

>5' 10"

Yeah good qt , but horrible episode who would want to be uploaded to 1980s? Fuck that I would just spend eternity reading Wikipedia articles.

>hints

Being nice to a child, getting bullied, being a teenager and not wanting your little sister to raid your wankbook or fill it with viruses makes you a pedophile.

By the time you actually get to the proper drop you should have empathised with the character's struggles and probably not even believed it. It was like white bear but way more ambiguous. I'm sure someone would put CP on someone's computer to fuck them over and do it for the lulz.

>He will never STOP having the urges. He will ALWAYS be attracted to real children.
Are you autistic? Maybe he's just a fucking omnivore. Clearly he's a virgin so obviously he's attracted to anything that has a pussy and isn't hideous, fat or shriveled up.

that jap guy was based on Kojima right?

I wonder what his feelings are towards this episode considering hes ameriboo

Sleepy ben!

>Tfw don't even think I could hit a 2.5

I should say westernboo since BM is english I think

Really? And just let everyone know you are a pedo? Even if you think legally you are safe your life is fucking over.

The reaction of his mother seemed to devastate him way more than being arrested.
You really think he wouldn't try anything to not face that?

No its not the best episode, you faggots are just shitting yourself and covering up your webcams with sticky tape.

You aren't discussing technology and morality you are just talking about how he could get out of it and justify it to the police.

Was he bullied? He wasn't a social butterfly there, just got teased a little bit for being the target of the boss' flirtations and asked to leave the alley. Though thinking about it more, for the sort of thing that would prompt an immediate and severe reaction from mum, the evidence must've been "two in one" and directly show him jacking off to CP... though then that person is distributing CP. I wish the particulars about the evidence forwarded was less vague.
Yeah ofc I mean in the show, productions avoid using underage actors whenever possible due to labor laws.

And you know that how? Come on, anyone over the age of 18 has changed fapping habits tons of times. I used to be into obese chicks ffs.

To cp, supposedly. And? Is it a crime to jack off? No. The crime here is having cp on your pc, something anyone might have (even unknowingly) ESPECIALLY when being hacked and blackmailed.

I get off on stuff society deems inappropriate. If granny porn was illegal, then I would be masturbating on dried-up tits. There's your perfectly serviceable explanation.

Go on, look disapprovingly on my fetish, I get off on that as well.

Not really, kids are fucking dumb. There are plenty of girls who kill themselves in real life over shit posts on facebook.

Everyone figured it out by the conversation with the other pedo.