Walk into my bedroom >You find a nigger having sex with your girlfriend How do you react?

>Walk into my bedroom >You find a nigger having sex with your girlfriend How do you react?

i have a girlfriend? mustve walked in the wrong house

>mustve walked in the wrong house
you read right, you walked into OP's bedroom

You kill the nigger. Of course that's the appropriate response whether in not he's fucking my girlfriend, and indeed whether or not he's in my house.

Why am I even at op's house? Im basically a hermit

Congrats sir.you can have her.ill help her pack.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the room crying.

Take a seat in the corner of the room and watch him take her to dizzying new heights of toe-curling, leg-twitching, multi-orgasmic ecstasy.

Once he's emptied his big, heavy balls inside her, I'd take my place between her thighs.

As she rests her feet on my shoulders, I'd sweep my tongue between her ruined pussy lips, and moan with pleasure as his hot, fresh seed spills from her cunt into my open mouth.

Shit... who put a mirror in here? Damn my ebony bod is hot.

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How can I walk into a room and jack off a nigger at the same time?

Truffle shuffle and throw darts at the niggers ballsack

Later, I take a shit in my now ex-girlfriends purse and fuck her mom

>>Walk into my bedroom
>>You find a nigger
Are you a nigger OP?

czech ?

be glad my gf is at home, she dumped me 2 weeks ago and the pain so far only increases

>Walk into my bedroom >You find a nigger having sex with your girlfriend How do you react?

What the fuck is she doing in your chimp enclosure?

Suck his cock and let him fill my ass while gf sucks me off

End them both and blame the nearest banker.

Wait a few years and write s cheesy ripoff of the Shawshank redemption.

Maybe call it shaw skant redemption.

Drop on my knees, lick her asshole clean and push her deep in the bbc when he is about to cum

Shaw skank*

Sorry my auto correct jacking me up.

take pics, send to friends and family.
oh, and take his bicycle.

you mean take back your bicycle

start by walking in saying dam that cock looks good
watch as he gets back into the action
step back
and kick that fucker right in the balls
then as he's screaming in agony , i'd phone the cops saying theirs a negro in my house raping my woman and that i think he's got a gun
wait till cops arrive
explain he was raping my woman
he gets carted off
then sling that whore out the door

sit back and enjoy a chug of bourbon

Shoot the nigger in the head and tell her to pack up her shit.

Now here's a man who knows how the system works. Good show.

turn 360 degrees and masturbate furiously in another room

>turn 360 degrees and masturbate furiously in another room
Dumb american Idiot! Turning 360° means a full circle. You walk right into them.

Take pics
Kick her the fuck out of my house
Spread the pics to the people we know
Now she is a coalburner, no white will ever date her. She basically ruined her life

Spray him with RAID.

wait, I have a gf?

why thankyou sir

shoot that bitch ass nigga

Grab the whip and smash the nigger back into its cage.
Kill the gf and cry for a while

rofl...

>walk into apt, see bitch fucking some random fuckhead
>say nothing, walk out, call ladnlord, call cops
>bitch isn't on lease
>have them both removed, say bitch stole a key.
>landlord changes locks
>no more fucking drama

spotted the newfag

Bitch!! What did I tell you about fucking white niggers? Now you have AIDS. I'm out!

post big dick for this bitch

I'd start doing backflips cause ive finaly got a girlfriend, wait for him to finish and ask him politely to leave without stealing anything, then kick her out cause she'll defo have aids now.
Go back to fapping, whilst thinking about the girlfriend i had for a fleeting moment