Happy new year! Im lonely so lets rate my 38DDD tits!

Happy new year! Im lonely so lets rate my 38DDD tits!

Im 5'9, 135 pounds and Im a crazy stoner hehe

That's nice

love me some thicc chicks, show ass.

Let's see them nippies ya chub

7/10 so far. Lovely bra too. Would love to see more of you.

With tits that big and an even bigger belly. There is no way you are 135lbs. Maybe 235

If only your father paid you as much attention as all the teenage kids in this thread. Have some self respect.

This better? Hehe

Tits 8/10
Bra 9/10
Thicc 8/10

Would slam pig biweekly.

No... 5'9 and 135 you would not have that big ol' gut... Most likely pushing 200

show your butthole you chubby slut

Nooo I totally wigh 135 hehe

I weighed myself last year ;)

moar!

No.... it really wasn't

ewww

My ass is big- its hard to get a nice ass shot hehe

You are lying about your weight.

My wife is 5'1 and 120lbs and shes a fucking size 2. You look to be AT LEAST a size 14 or so. So being 7 inches taller I would say you weigh around 200 or so.

I suggest you stop showing off your fat and go for a jog.

Wow... 9/10
I got really hard... i would love to see more!

pls spread ur ass and show ur asshole

what the...

not bad, lose the bra though so we can see full glory

>5'9"
>135lbs
>crazy stoner
wow, three things that make you utterly unattractive. you must feel good about yourself when you look in the mirror. If you can even see your whole self, that is...

love those big soft tits, would bang

show tongue

How the fuck are you 5'9, weigh 135 pounds, and still thick? You should be paper fucking thin.

Was it a bad shot?? Would you like a diff one??
Plz dont hte me

Now I need to smoke another bowl

all the indians are in today.

show puss

Kik name or snap name please??

do it you slut

wtf i was just sick

Would love to see your vag, may I see it?

I do fit in a mirror!!!

Do you want a full body shot as proof?

Take that fucking bra off. Let those titties hang out like they are supposed too.

Also if you like to trade pics kik me at jguga

Very sexy

this is absolutely fucking disgusting.
you know that having big boobs when you are fat is not an accomplishment

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135 Kg*

>mfw this is probably a betafag cucklord posting his own fatass tits

This is a bait thread, yes.
But there is no way that obese fuck in the pictuer is 135lbs at 5'9
Most likely it's 153lbs at 4'8

Bitches can't math bro.

let me cum alla over your spread ass please

I have cute boobs and i only look chubby when Im sitting down!

See!? I look totally thin standing up jerk

Just kinda gross nips tbh. Post full body with timestamp for research

>user posting pics of his landwhale ex that probably left him for a nigger

this guys fingers smell like cheetos

no hun, those sags are not cute, they are hideous. especially those sad looking, downward pointing slices of salami you call nipples.
and you don't look chubby, you look fat. face reality

Dont mind the haters.
Also ass pic would be nice :)

>when your belly starts to melt toward the floor kek

G U T

If i’m gonna be honest you areolas are disgusting

Please

Please more close up shots of your boobs, maybe squeeze them together

God yess I love your nipples, more shots like this

look at this fucking guy.

My boobs dont sag. Look at the pic they are super perky!
Im sexy and you know it lol

great tits.. would love to be suffocated by them.. where from pretty lady??

Lol wits an areola...?

You mean my nipples??

Whats WRONG with then???!

sorry... forgot pic :)

God damn you have an amazing bbw body. =p

They are huge and discolored. Looks like some sort of disease.

>135 lbs
>5'9"

Does not compute

yeah, the disease is called being a fat pig

Thats mean- they are just a little dark.....

I love my nipples

Samefag

Im not a fat pig omg...

Okay I lied a bit anout my weight... I weigh 165.... Happy??

I love them, would suck on them for hours... post more

would fuck
show ass

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Now, in our nation, we have many women who are 38DDDs - and, let me say, this is exactly what I've been saying this whole time, for a lot of years - that we have many women with 38DDDs who come to the Internet to have their 38DDDs rated by strangers.
Folks, I have been saying this for years - and there are interviews I did, old interviews from years ago, on the Internet - folks, I've been saying this for years about women with 38DDDs, that 38DDDs are great, that they are something this great nation of ours ought to be proud of.
And folks, believe me, you're never gonna see a great pair of 38DDDs in public anymore if the radical Islamic terrorists - and that's what they are, folks, they're terrorists, murderers who hate our American way of life - if they have their way, which is why go on running things the way the Democrats have tried to run things. We need vetting, we need to get immigration in this country under control, because the people of America deserve to have an immigration policy that puts America and Americans, and 38DDDs, first.
And you know - for years, I've been saying - and a lot of other people have also said - that American 38DDDs need to be put first.
And we've known this for years. And I've been saying, folks - in all the years, my position on this has never changed - I have been saying this same thing for years, that 38DDDs are what putting America first is all about.
But folks, these Democrats... I don't need to tell you anything about the disrespect they have for American 38DDDs. You've all seen the fake news, you've seen these foreign tits coming into the country, not vetted in any way. Does it sound like the Democrats - let me just say, just to ask the question - does it sound like the Democrats are more in favor of more American 38DDDs, or foreign interests?

you're still lying

You'd STILL be slim at 5'9 165.

Draw timestamp on yer gut

dont even care about your weight, still would bang, show ass

Well how much YOU think i weigh ??

thought its my gf!
nice girl btw

200+ if you're actually 5'9"

135 lbs? is that just your stomachs weight?

is this op?

if you need to cam2cam i would be happy to cum 2 or 3 times for you. skype?

Pussy pic? :*

>135

Not sure which is in worse shape, my sides or yours

Kek

people are afraid of a beautiful woman. you have an amazing body, the shape is perfect, the tits are 10/10 how much do you like getting cummed on? or do you like to get creampied? maybe swallow? those tits deserve some light bruising, slaps, bite marks, and as much cum as i can get on them.

>165

still not buying it. why lie on the internet anyways?

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Getting ready for a bubble bath ;)

Excellent udders

Liky??

I really like your body, show more pls.

Stop sucking that gut in

why when i saw them panties i thought of this pic?

great ass too

We need to see those tits hanging as you're bent over

yes please. more. no clothes on, pussy spread, ready for cock. get dirty before you get clean

Not sure if impressive timestamp shoop, or genuine ham-beast trolling the planet, but this is a 10/10 thread. 3/10 body though.

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Here you go- im hopping in bath naooo

Rate my nude bodyy

Kill yourself ASAP

I would love to have your tits in my mouth.
For me its a 7'5/10 ( I don't like skinny girls)

good thing is you only need 20 liters of water in the tub to fil it when you are inside!
please show your wet hot body splashing around