be me
> download tinder because loneliness
> swipe left on everyone because they're all ugly
> find the worst of the worst
> describes a typical user in every way
> even has a photo that says "when you can't green text irl"
> bio says "no chad's allowed"
> tempted to swipe right
> show mommy
> says if I swipe left I get 20 GBP and can cash in for a plate of tendies
> Immediately swipe left
all in all, this girl was ugly as shit. Pic related
>girl
I've got something to tell you, user.
Post full profile
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For the record OP,
>thick
is a female's self-describing euphemism for fat
You probably dodged a bullet.
Also, anybody who brings Sup Forums culture outside of Sup Forums is probably autistic.
She seems pretty cool. Would bang.
I'm sure "she" has a very feminine penis.
This made me cringe
Satan's temptation
>thicc
When a woman uses it to describe themselves, it means lard-ass, gut hanging over knees obesity.
>no chad's allowed
lel. When women say this, it means they're having a hard time dealing with the fact that they're so unattractive no man with real world value would ever want them, so the create a false narrative in their head where "I don't want him anyway".
>weeb
99% of the time when women describe themselves as weebs, they mean they think sailor moon is cute and want boys to think they're cool, because they're fucking ugly, so if they aren't cool they're nothing.
This chick seems like a fucking rock bottom shitpile.
>HURR DURR SEKRIT CLUBHOUS
Sup Forums culture got out a long time ago you fucking autist.
Nailed it.
She's bottom of the barrel.
Good enough for the self esteem I have
Which is close to zero
Then pick yourself up. Don't throw your time away on garbage.
Unless he's buttfuck ugly
>talks about Sup Forums in public
>calls others autistic
Don't listen to these niggers, they've been on the internet too long. See if she'll let you put your penis in her vagina.
Is fag a self describing euphemism for you? Because you're clearly a fag.
this
be straightforward and tell her she's got 20 red flags but you want to dick her still. guaranteed to let you do all sorts of depraved and kinky shit what with her growing up on hentai and porn no doubt
I’m fat if that counts
> when she finds this thread
Haha this guy's fat
What's up fatty fat fatty? What's up pork belly? What's going on landwhale? Lose some fucking weight you autistic piece of shit. It's not that hard to stop going to McDonalds you fat stupid fuck. If you can't lose weight then just KILL YOURSELF.
You know exactly the type of people I'm talking about. The low-EQ fucktards who can't communicate with people in public without resorting to memes and Sup Forums lingo.
Oh no he called me a fag
Actually though, ya'll are being autistic.
Tinder is for hookups, you don't have to get relationship material girls, just girls you're ok with banging
Talk to them and see if they're up for something
fucking kek
this
As long as her profile is not a symptom of LEGITIMATE autism, she might be interesting.
its more effective to swipe right most of the time
and i dont judge much by looks, if she looks fuckable ill go for it. but idk, maybe your area rly sucks. some friends live in ass backwards places and all they get is fuglies, increase the range or move the fuck outta there lol
This girl is the ideal wife for about 90 percent of Sup Forums. What are you fuckers complaining about?
Have your (You)
Ehh fat won't do much, but if you're not abysmally ugly you'll get it fine.
Ahhhhh nigga, you made me laugh. Good show, user.
Wow, a full psychological profile based on five words. You should work in behavioral science or something, professor.
«no chad allowed »
lmao lying thot
Autism
Cool mate thanks
Literally just clinging to the first answer you were hoping to hear. Like any fat, you're so stupid and fat you can't even recognize that you have a problem.
Listen up, you fat. Being fat is not something you should be okay with. I'd tell you you're being a sheep, but you're too FAT for that so I'm going to say you're being a cow instead, and you're getting herded all the same. Put down the fork and pick up a glass of grapefruit juice. Make better choices in your fat life.
You can have beautiful girls, better jobs, and the adoration of complete strangers if you just improve your looks. Instead you want to be a fat and then settle for disgusting she-hogs like the girl in your picture. Wake up, fat. It's time to stop fatting.
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I think she's qt
Sup Forums's professional motivational speaker, at it again
No, you just don't have any standards/self esteem
Oh, please. We both know fats don't have the motivation to do anything but eat. They're useless.
fuck the tendies this is wife material.