Sup Forums COMPLETELY DESTROYED diverse Top Gear is here to stay!
Sup Forums COMPLETELY DESTROYED diverse Top Gear is here to stay!
Charles Foster
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Logan Garcia
>Host of the show says his show did well
More news at eleven
Benjamin Hughes
that sounds so desperate, kek
Sebastian Price
>being this defensive
Asher Peterson
Everyone loves a trainwreck but easily fatigue the long term once stale.
Aaron Brooks
>Female symbol shirt
btw guys did you know im a girl :)
Connor Watson
It didn't even beat clarks average lol
mirror.co.uk
Can you say total failure?
Jonathan Wood
Gay Wheels
Ayden Brown
>L-Look guys we're actually not a massive failure
Luke Morris
All I can say
>top kek
I really doubt that the new show will have same chemistry that the old one had.
Literally the only reason why I, dude who doesn't care about cars at all watched a fucking car show was for the dynamic trios god tier chemistry.
Really don't see how some niggers, gays and woman can achieve what they had.
Chase Wilson
>grew throughout the hour
could mean they gained one viewer
>won its slot
what?
>number one on iplayer
never heard of iplayer
there is a video of them getting into an accident in germany since they ignored the right of way.
Cooper Ross
haven't seen it yet but heard it was utter dross /cringe. waiting for the real thing on amazon.
Landon Lee
#rekt
Logan Baker
>everyone wanted to see the trainwreck
>this means it's good
can't wait for it to be dropped in record time
Kevin Hill
>won it's slot
It's almost like nothing worthwhile is put against top gear because nothing could compete before.
Lincoln Cooper
It's got horns
Nathaniel Gray
I wouldn't be surprised if there were people trying out the new show, and after seeing how bad it is, never come back after the first episode. Anyway, they don't really care about ratings or else they wouldn't have replaced the cast, this is obviously one of those situations where pushing the SJW agenda to brainwash the people is more important than money to the Jews who own the network.
Juan Morgan
Chris Evans was awful. The speccy bastard played it like it was TFI and it didn't work at all.
Matt Le Blanc just seemed to not give a shit about anything, which was actually excellent because it was funny and it was natural. I can see him working well in whatever the new format turns out to be.
James Turner
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Blake Garcia
It's best to let this show die a slow death this season and be remembered for what it once was
Jose Morgan
>FACT
>but no numbers
Adrian Scott
Wheres the Asian?
Christian Bennett
This was even shilled by Danish national media today.
>New top gear is out, with the same recipe for success! Watch it goy!
Logan Cooper
BTFO
Nathan Barnes
Exactly. I bet they lose at least 30% of their audience after four episodes
Benjamin Roberts
Honestly Joey was a great pick. He is actually into cars and IIRC he had the fastest lap on Top Gear one season.
I never watched for the cars though. I watched for the world class bantz between May, Hammond and Clarkson. I am just not interested in seeing a bunch of people race through desert. I was only interested in the 3 i mentioned shit talk during the race while bitching about the sand.
Noah Cook
wait...is that joey from friends? (to the left of evans)
Nathan Price
Was the woman driving?
Colton Moore
>the disabled one
the show after it crashes and burns
Joshua Hughes
Is it just a weird perspective or is the Muslim and Jew look disproportionate, like their arms are too long and heads too big
Aaron Collins
>The BBC Two show drew 4.4 million viewers, with a peak of 4.7 million
>Over the last ten years Top Gear has aired, with at least two series per year, the lowest viewing figures Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond had for their opening episode was 4.75million in May 2006.
LOL, I GUESS IT BEAT ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW AND THE SOAP AWARDA THOUGH
Benjamin Wright
Yes. Relevant superstar matt leblanc
Adam Perez
Is that Joey from friends?
Elijah Gonzalez
>where's the diabled one
Good God, the Stig is a downie
Adrian James
yeah man,only thing that had me somewhat interested in this
Connor Taylor
Based Chris Evans' first words were "welcome to our new audience!". Face it Sup Forums, the old pale stale and male audience is a thing of the past. It's an inclusive family show for everyone now. And that's a good thing.
Grayson Scott
This is what BBC doesn't understand. People wanted to see three goofy dudes that in some way reflect themselves. The cars were just a bonus.
I am 100% convinced most people watched it because it was one of the last untainted shows around.
Thomas Long
>watching TV
Loving every laugh. Television is fucking useless, if you want to watch a specific show just torrent/stream it. Why would I pay money to not be able to watch what I want, when I want and be advertised to every ten minutes. Only old fogeys, the disabled, and women watch television.
Luis White
Does he knot even know that people turned in to see how shit it was going to be? Everyone I've spoken to thought it was shit, they will be lucky to get 1m viewers on the next episode.
Ryan Martinez
They have good chemistry, but I just couldn't stand the fact that almost all of the incidents and their banter were scripted. Their fake reactions were just cringeworthy.
And I can't fathom why they would do this. As I said, they have good chemistry, so why not let them play off each other, instead of setting up fake, scripted situations?
Dominic Brooks
>black guy
>militant feminist bitch
>some actor who looks familiar
>some faggy looking nu-male twink
>Arab midget
>Jew
RIP in piece
Levi Mitchell
>bongistan tv show
Who the fuck cares?
Kevin Gomez
medicore reboot
no chemistry, no electricity, nothing at all
Lucas Hernandez
Isn't the host of the French version of Top Gear a literal jew?
Austin Brown
Top Gear new series: Viewers slam host Chris Evans for 'SHOUTING' through entire first episode
>a full hour of a man shouting in everyone's faces
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Logan Edwards
To be fair, she's an extremely talented race car driver, which suits the idea of the show, and the shirt isn't overtly feminist, more girlpower than muh feminism in my eyes.
Brody Baker
I dared to watch it. After 5 minutes I tapped out at the
>those r muh friends from my local INDIAN restaurant ;-DDDD
this is just shit. This guy is fag-funny not old white male funny that people watched it for.
Cameron White
people watched it to be that obnoxious guy at work who can't shut up about what he saw on tv last night.
fuck the bbc and everyone who watches it
Julian Collins
two minutes into this shit show and the ammount of "Dear God what the fuck" and "look how funny I am guys" is so high it's cringeworthy
Owen Roberts
the top gear extra with the two internet ACTUAL journalists was better produced with more chemistry and more informative and felt less shit that the entire hour on bbc2
Cameron Morales
Because they would be absolutely clueless what to talk about, since this is just a job to them, and not a lifestyle like it was with the old cast.
Carter Allen
I just watched the first episode. It wasn't as horrible as I expected it to be. It wasn't good either. Something like fifth gear but without the factual part.
I feel sad for Matt LeBlanc actually because he is petrol head and a fan of the old show. Being a part of this elephant man show isn't doing him any favours
Logan Martin
I remember one episode Clarkson appeared on some Dragons Den/Shark Tank (whatever the uk equivalent is) show and some Irish dude was one of the investors. The Irish dude went on about something for over a minute and Clarkson looked at him and said "I am sorry, i didn't understand a single word you just said". It was a clear insult at his Irish accent. I laughed so fucking hard i almost pissed.
FML i will never be entertained again.
Grayson Bell
I'm talking about the old cast.
Ryan Martin
Now THIS I would fucking watch.
Jonathan Cox
>slot
time slot..it had the most viewers for it's time slot so it won
>iplayer
internet BBC that you can access easily with a VPN and make Brits pay taxes for you watching their television
Luis Kelly
>when you see it
Underrated. Very well done Japan.
Jayden Cook
she has a record on the nurburgring... she can wear what ever the fuck she wants mate...
Daniel Garcia
Why are you following that cunt?
Carter Allen
Why was the old Top Gear done away with? Was it because it had white men who knew stuff?
Kayden Howard
>wheres the disabled one
Dumb cunt, the cars are all trans and the viewers are the retards.
Lucas Peterson
>token female
>token black guy
Parker Wright
Kek'd and checked.
Cooper Lopez
Clarkson punched out his producer and got fired.
Chase Walker
That tweet seems like he's trying to reassure himself the show won't flop.
Nolan Phillips
>watching Top Cuck
Lincoln Butler
I see Joey is rocking the "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" haircut
Grayson Miller
Top Cuck.
Parker Long
Clue me in here? I'm not seein it.
Noah Reyes
Why did he punch the producer?
Gabriel Foster
>more girlpower than muh feminism in my eyes
>implying there's a difference
no one can wear a female gender symbol and not be some retard grrrrrrrrrl power warrior princess
oh look! it has horns! better watch out booooooooooooooyzzzzzzz
Brandon Thomas
Diversity only means fewer white people.
So when you support diversity, what you're really doing is supporting White genocide.
Jacob James
in that same episode, that shit he said to the old lady about being young then that snicker afterwards made me lose my shit
both parts should be in this video:
Benjamin Hughes
They had been wanting to get rid of Clarkson for a while, so they got the producer to bait Clarkson into punching him.
Brody Nguyen
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Ian Sanders
First episode was watched for the trainwreck, numbers will plummet next week. The media is shitting on it.
Julian Price
he keeps using the word 'FACT', which shows he is clearly insecure about it all.
Michael Hernandez
We'll see in 3 or 4 weeks. Everyone watched the first episode out of curiosity.
Carter Price
Just some friendly banter
Jack Stewart
You can't just recreate the Top Gear success. Three guys who love cars and were mates spending 13 years together enjoying bantz and rides.
What you couldn't stand was writers trying to fake something you can't. It's why people use the term, "catching lightning in a bottle". Obviously it's something you can't just do and that's the point.
Owen Scott
we dont have east asians
Bentley Phillips
It barely beat the fucking "British Soap Awards" that got 3.9 million views
Wyatt Sanders
Just a guess, but the producer probably tried to show the talent (Clarkson) who was in charge.If you ever have had a boss that really went out of his way to let you know he was the boss, you would agree.
Elijah Richardson
I'm British mate, I can't even speak French let alone watch French TV.
Gavin Gomez
Top gear was watched by mostly men for the manly banter and sexism and other stuff that would go on in a male conversation.
Top gear with some random cunts and token black people will not capture that same audience, just a dumb move by dumb people in charge.
Brayden Jones
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Jeremiah James
thats a shame.
Aaron Butler
it's literally one of the most watched programs in the world you tard
Chase Rivera
So did it do really badly? This seems like damage control. (Why insist that the show did well, if it did well it should be self evident)
Jaxson Scott
Again, I'm talking about the original cast. They had good chemistry, but the show was ruined by the fact that almost everything they did was scripted. Their accidents, their banter, their reactions, their fake challenges. The vast majority of it was scripted, and that ruined the show for me.
The few times they actually went off script were far more entertaining.
Jayden Hernandez
I believe it's called schadenfreude Chris, THAT'S why your viewers were up FACT
tl;dr FACTS
Ian Jenkins
telegraph.co.uk
Good news for us. All 3 are signed.
Dylan Edwards
for
Isaac Bennett
They'd filmed all day and he got into an argument because the producer told him there were only sandwiches for dinner or something.
Chase Johnson
This is exactly what happened
Danny Cohen was the BBC executive that fired Clarkson and no word of a lie he is a self confessed Leftist/marxist and is Jewish too.
Clarkson hates him with a passion.
His twitter is full of leftist dribble.
Also he quit BBC earlier this year and is now working for the Jewish Warner Music conglomerate.
Charles Scott
>these are the facts! please won't someone believe me! faaaaacts! heeeelp!
now let's see them keep those numbers and not get absolutely massacred by clarksons new show
Evan Turner
Befote anyone asks, Ai Shinozaki.
Nathan Miller
>FACT
Asher Powell
Number of dudes fucked? Slowest time?
Cameron Taylor
That only gets to me when it's too over the top
On their Burma special, they pretend to pee in Hammond's rain water collector and later, you hear him having a shower and remarking on how fresh the water tastes. That's just embarrassing. It was like something a kid would write.