So, should we continue the sexual stories from our childhood thread? Yay or nay?

So, should we continue the sexual stories from our childhood thread? Yay or nay?

yay

>She says we can turn it in to a weekly assignment but not for a grade
>After the first week she asks me if I measured and
>Told her I wasn't sure how
>She told me next time I got an erection, put a ruler in my scrotum and measure to the tip of the shaft
>She also gave me a flexible tape measure like they use for sewing
>Told me to wrap the tape measure around the thickest part of the shaft
>Should record the length and girth
>Next week she asked for the chart I was keeping
>She asked me if I was measuring in centimeters
>I told her no it was inches
>She asked me how I measured
>I explained just like she told me originally
>She double checked again that I was sure it was accurate
>I nodded
>She told me I may have a penis 'on the larger side'
>Told me to keep measuring and talk to her again the next week

You're continuing? Nice user, nice...

post the first parts of the story

>The next week she asked for my numbers again
>Commented again about the size
>I had never seen other dicks and had no idea how I compared
>She told me she would give a lesson about size in class
>Teacher made a model out of clay to the dimensions of my dick (she didn't TELL people that)
>She had also made a small one that was like 2 inches long
>She showed it to everyone in the sex ed class
>She was teaching the class about size and variety
>She asked the students what they thought about the two penises
>She pointed at the big one (my replica) and everyone shouted 'Huge!'
>She looked me right in the eyes but nobody had any idea

sure, sec.

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>6th grade first year of middle school
>Health class teacher is smoking hot
>health teacher teaches us sex ed
>Tells us to write any questions we have on anonymous pieces of paper and put them in a box and she'll read them
>Thought I would be funny
>Wrote "Can I see your pussy?" on one
>Wrote "Can I touch your boobs?" on another
>Teacher reads all the legit questions
>Doesn't read my questions
>Asks to see me after class (last period of day)
>She recognized my hand writing and confronted me
>Asked how my parents would feel if she called them
>Asked me why I wrote them and to be honest
>Told her it was to be funny
>She keeps grilling me, asking me if I meant it
>Explains to me it's natural desires
>Finally admit that I did fantasize about those things
>She asks, if I got what I wanted and she let me, would I be happy?

First part

Anonymous 01/01/18(Mon)22:30:18 No.755539621▶ >She told me it would be inappropriate for me to touch her
>But she said it would be ok to show me "educational material"
>She starts showing me porn on her phone
>Asked me if I masturbated
>Told her no
>She pulled up videos of guys jerking off
>She showed me how to do it with a fake penis prop she had in class
>She had me to do it with my hand but she would also put her hand on top of mine as we stroked the prop
>She told me to go home and try it and tell me if I was able to do it until I reached ejaculation

Second part

Anonymous 01/01/18(Mon)22:38:13 No.755540272▶ >I went home and tried but my penis was too small at the time to grip it and stroke up and down
>I had to figure out how to make myself cum without being able to grip it like a cucumber.
>I figured out how to cum by repeatedly squeezing my dick instead of stroking it up and down
>A few days later she asked me about it
>I told her how it was too small compared to the toy in class and how I couldn't do it right
>She told me it was fine because it would get bigger as I got older
>I asked her what if it didn't
>She told me that it would be better for blowjobs because the girl could fit my whole penis in her mouth and would feel better for me
>She told me to measure it once a week to see if it grows over the course of the school year

Third part

And after that we're here:

much obliged user

Mooooooore ffs

Anytime. Well, seeing as the crowd has died quite a bit here I guess I'll be giving *my* ten cents.
I used to fool around with my cousin. I was a little too young to know what was going on, but usually during family get-togethers she would play with me, and once the majority of the family went on the customary walk she'd take me to either her room or her parents for other games she really wanted to play with me.
We never got to actually sexual shit, and I was below the age of 10 anyway, but she wanted to play games that involved copious amounts of spanking and the like.

I do actually have quite a bit more, as I was gullible as all hell as a kid and apparantly that pulled in some odd girls, but I won't be disclosing those until I figure out how proxies work.

>After class she asked to see me again
>She put the clay dick on my desk
>She asked me to show her how I was masturbating on it
>I showed her how I grabbed it with both hands and alternated squeezing each hand rapidly
>She asked if she could show me a better way

Keep goin my dude

>I told her yes she could show me on the prop
>She grabbed the shaft with one hand and used her other hand to rub the palm all over the head of the dick
>I told her that would hurt because it was dry
>She told me to put lotion on it then
>She did that for a minute and then switched her hands up
>She grabbed the scrotum with one hand and then started stroking the shaft with her other hand
>She told me to try
>As I was moving the prop over to my side of the desk
>She asked me how often I masturbated

How old were you at this time and how big wuz ur dick nigga?

>be 13
>knows what sex is, was pretty early, but just theoretically, thanks internet
>went to summer camp again for to weeks
>but it was the last time because of age limit
>camp was mixed so boys and girls
>every thursday we went swimming
>was always the funny guy so younger girls (a girl about 9 years old seems to have a huge crush on me, followed me around, wrote me love letters
>in swimhall she always tried to get on my shoulders or dip me in water
>was kinda annoyed by her
>she said she wanted to go to the whirlpool
>followed her so maybe she then shuts up and leave me alone
>whirlpool was in a sort of fake grotto, pretty secluded
>just we two because swimhall was reserved for our camp so a lot less people than normal
>we got into the whirlpool
>she came over to me and sat on my lap, face towards me
>she told me she likes me alot
>ohmy.jpg
>she told she wants to be my girlfried and want to do adult stuff with me and kissed me on the mouth kinda dorky very short before i could say something
>here comes the boner
>bye brain
>she wore a cute dark blue one-piece swimsuit
>i knew sex theoretically and had boners before but never jacked off
>i kissed her back and i grabbed her ass and shove her towards my boner
>her pussy touched my dick
>she giggled
>i turn her around so that she sits on my boner
>i was shaking while i slowly touched her from her shoulds over to her (flat) chest, over to her belly down to her vaggoo

cont.

>I didn't want to admit I did it twice a day
>I told her I only did it maybe once a week
>She told me how kids my age do it and its normal
>I asked her if she masturbated
>She said, "every morning before school"
>I asked her how girls do it
>She told me she would prepare a lesson for next week

>slipped my hand under her swimsuit
>i knew that woman like it when you rub her down there so i moved my finger between her slit
>she kinda hopped on my lap to reposition
>feels good man
>tell her to hop and move back and fourth
>what the fuck is happening
>feeld kinda weird, something was growing inside
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>i came
>felt warm inside my swimshorts
>panicked and threw her of my lap and sat on top of the whirlpool and pulled my pants down
>my cock was pulsating and dripping cum
>she was super curious and asked whats wrong with my dick and why i was leaking milk
>told her that i came and that this is semen
>she asked if she can taste it
>why not
>she tipped my dick with her finger and then had a drop of cum on her finger
>tasted it
>what does it taste i asked
>she was disappointed it doesnt taste like milk
>OK im not a cow
>we laughed
>boner went off and i got dressed
>before we left i told her that this is our secret
>she asked if the is my girlfried now
>i said yes but its also our secret
>starting from this point she wasnt annoying anymore
>we hung out together, she occasionally kuddels with me and hold my hand when no one was looking
>was the best summer camp ever
>after this camp we never saw again

years later i realized as i remembered: I had sex with a 9 year old girl and she ate my cum

sorry for grammar, not a native english speaker and was kinda lazy

When I was 12 and my sister was 10 her boobs came in. I somehow blackmailed her into letting me see her naked after showering and she even sucked my pre sexlife dick once. Things were quiet for years after that until my dad died and she started smoking meth and blurted it out to my mom. My mom doesn't believe it but yea that's there.

not to mention that this startet my fapping career

>Next week she asked me for my measurement chart again
>Nothing had changed but it was her reason to bring up the topic
>She asked me if I still wanted to know about how girls masturbate
>She also pulled out a small piece of paper
>She still had the original piece of paper with the question from the anonymous box: "Can I see your pussy?"
>She said that since I had legitimate questions about sex ed she was obligated to help me.
>But she said she would go above and beyond and give me a special lesson but I couldn't tell anyone or she might lose her job
>I told her ok I could keep a secret
>She handed me the paper with my original question
>Asked me if I still wanted that
>I nodded
>She said she had a proposition for me
>She would answer both of my questions by showing me how she masturbates
>I was only kidding when I wrote it. I didn't know what to say

Haha bitch called your bluff.

Go on....

fake and gay

What is even real anymore

Is this real life...

Fake but I want to hear moar

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Its all just fantasy

Is this just fantasy?

If dude was a good troll. he would leave us without ending :-)

>I told her no because it felt weird
>She said ok but let her know if I changed my mind
>She also gave me her cell phone number if I wanted to ask her any other questions
>She asked me to text her so she had my number
>The next morning I was jerking off and thinking about how she said she masturbated every day before class
>I jerked off to her for a week straight until she asked for my chart again
>She asked me if I had tried any of the new techniques she showed me
>I told her yes
>She asked me what I thought about when I did it
>I told her I thought of her
>She was surprised but flattered
>She said, "You know...I think about you when I do it too..."

>if he was a good troll

dude, just stop. no one here believes you.

>The next saturday morning at about 3am I got a text message from the teacher
>I think she was drunk because she misspelled everything
>She sent me a photo of the clay dick she had made with my measurements
>The text basically said "I wish I had something like this right now"

Caught in a landslide

...

You're retarded if you think it's supposed to be real

Yeah that definitely happened

It's fake and it's gay but it's mildly entertaining and that's what matters

No escape from reality.

better than what you brought to the table with your weak ass comment, keep going sex ed boy. My boner believes you

shut up faggot, i want to read more

No escape from reality

no escape from this faggotry

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I'm pretty sure my uncle arranged for an escort to give me a blowjob when I was 16. Though I was a really smooth stud for scoring with an older chick. Guess it wasn't my fantastic game afterall.

fake confidence works about as well as the real stuff, i say good uncle

pedo detected

U r really good at detekshun

pedro detected

Hold on to that feeling~

Moar

>I didn't know how to react
>She wasn't asking me to have sex right?
>I just responded 'why?'
>She said she would have fun with it
>I asked her what that meant
>She asked if I remembered all of the hand techniques she showed me in class

Faster, nigger

Ahhhh its finally getting good
Inb4 walk the dinosaur

Checked, FASTER

checked

Nice fuckin quads

quads demands faster

This. That's just good parenting.

>Before I could respond and tell her that of course I remembered...
>She sent me a picture of the fake dick on her table with her hand wrapped around it
>She sent me a second picture with the dick stuffed between her tits.
>She was wearing a see thru sheer nightgown top and her hard nipples were poking through it
>Of course all I could think about then was my penis between her tits..

You had these on your phone, right? Then post the pictures.

>At this point I'm hard and jerking off to these pics
>I came pretty fast...and hard...but then I realized it was probably a bad thing and went to bed
>When I woke up the next morning I had about 50 messages. The first ten were pictures of her tits, her pussy, and her fucking the fake dick with a condom over it.
>My jaw dropped and I must have stared at the pictures for 2 hours
>The rest of the messages were from about 6 hours later saying 'omg I'm so sorry please delete them please don't tell anyone'

>vaggoo

Please tell me blackmail sex is inc

I got one, but it's not about girls (or at least, not real ones) or pussies...
Reader discretion is advised.
>growing up near bad neighbourhood in big city in south america, luckily i wasn't in said neighbourhood (my family was middle-level rich), but we basically had those houses in front of our apartment, across the street
>always remember hanging out with friend from said bad neighbourhood, who was a few years older than me, and also a really feminine boy, that I actually really thought was a tomboy until i was about 10-11 years old (yes, i was dumb, but he was actually really cute and girl-like)
>even grew a crush on her, before i found out she was really a he
>i didnt get angry when i found about it, just weird about it, especially because i wondered why 'she' liked crossdressing and being treated as a girl (even by me) so fucking much
>relationship didnt really change, she still acted like an older sister to me, played with me, got along nicely with me, while i still somehow liked her, even if i felt weird for years after that discovery i made about her being a he
>she also still wanted me to continue referring to her like she was a girl, instead of a boy, said she would get angry if i didnt
>it was no problem for me, and as thanks she would often kiss me or cuddle me like the old times, albeit now that grew older i started to have my first erections after her showings of affection

roll

the get is still 4 quads away, thread might 4o4 before then

Fuck off faggot

Faggot spic

then share your own story or shut the fuck up

keep going, new story is better than no story

>anyway, by the time i'm in the last years of middle school, i found out just how bad life was for the people from the bad neighbourhood, and even for my friend herself
>she was basically selling her body for a living, i noticed all of this all of a sudden, but i think she was doing it for years before i noticed that (again, i was just a dumb kid)... there were often a lot of older guys coming through and fro her place everyday after we played together, at late afternoon/early evening, i tried to ask her and she told me all of that while in tears
>felt horrible for her, asked her to calm down, how could i help her go through all this, if i could do something and all of those, ended up confessing i kind of loved her, even after finding out about her being a he
>she went "really?" and while she was seemingly absend-minded she kissed me, this time on the mouth, my first real kiss
>then she asked me if we could both get naked
>we did, and then she immediately started crying again, saying she was dirty and all of that, and started to give me details about her sucking older men's cocks and getting it in the ass, i didn't know how to stop her from getting so desperate, so i ended up telling her that she wasn't dirty, and that i'd do everything for her

>I only responded telling her not to worry I wouldn't tell
>She was super relieved, thanked me, and apologized saying she was drunk
>I asked her why she didn't do that with a real person instead
>She told me she thought she was ugly
>I told her I thought she was hot
>After she relaxed about me telling people, she asked me if I liked her pictures
>I told her of course
>She asked if I jerked off to them
>I told her I did..multiple times
>She asked if she could see a picture of me doing it

>her
Delusional faggot

No story is better than faggot tranny story actually.

We get it, you're gay and love cock. No one cares

Thank you !!! Fuck this tranny cuck faggot shit

is not the gay cock story

You tagged the wrong story dipshit

Thank make a greentext of your own or shut the fuck up an keep masturbating

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A case could be made that all of this is actually CP.

But no one cares

Ain't nobody doing nothing to this gayness

Technically speaking... that is entirely correct.

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speak for yourself

Reading...

What a shit thread. I don't know how you fags get aroused by fan fiction from a virgin. At least the abuse and rape stories in the older threads where fun/interesting.

Screen from previous thread?

>oldfag detected

My father molested me when I was young. He went to jail after two years of engaging me in sexual activity before getting caught. He is still in prison. Yet I did not hate it or him then, nor do I now.

>At least the abuse and rape stories in the older threads where fun/interesting.

Hold on, lemme see if I can.

Maybe he sees it from an academical perspective.

Seriously though, this thread is the new low for this image board. You bunch of assholes at least used to seem sincere about shuning pedos, but here you have a little CP wonderland going on.

details faggot

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really close to Guess was wrong