I just finished the first episode of the new season and it was fantastic

I just finished the first episode of the new season and it was fantastic.

Are the other episodes as good?

the whole season is good, the worst episode of the season is still a 6/10

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>dude social media lmao
>dude technology lmao
This is shit tier

I'm 5 minutes from the end of Nosedive. Goddamn cringe inducing but good.

Just finished the second episode of first season, so is she forced to do porn for the rest of her life or what?

That's the point of the series. Not everyone is smart enough to realize that, but I'm sure you'll realize it one day.

Season 3 power ranking;

3 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 4

Watching episode 5 now.

dropped the first ep after 5 minutes
too retarded since I never use social media

On the second episode of the Netflix series, when does the cuckolding start?

at least until she's no longer profitable.

still better than being a fatty though.

Not retarded, you just can't relate to it.

not really. she can do porn or return to the cycles

So porn, or slave?

...

can I get a really shorty synopsis for each ep of season 3?

>implying I wasn't being double secret ironic

At least until they stop pumping her full of Cupliance.
Both.

1st episode sucked imo. if im comparing it to other black mirror seasons/episodes fairly disapointed so far.

episode 1: people rate each other on social media and your social standing is defined by your 5 star rating.

episode 2: guy agrees to test an intense AR/neural link game. shit goes haywire.

episode 3: kid gets recorded off his webcam doing something embarrassing and is blackmailed to do stuff. really good episode.

episode 4: nostalgia pandering and lesbians.

episode 5: solider feels sick because technology.

episode 6: a hated online columnist is murdered and a pair of QT3.14 detectives are on the case. Really good episode.

Not online, but maybe some one Sup Forums is nice. I'll do episode 1 for ya.

>Everyone is on social media and you can see how people rating you out of 5
>everyone rates everyone constantly
>one coalburner chick is 4.2 but wants to go higher
>realizes that if high rated people rate you high, that helps increase your rating
>an old friend invites her to come speak at her wedding
>she's 4.8 and her friends are all over 4.6
>she agrees and learns a speech
>on the way to the wedding, she keeps meeting misfortunes and has her rating constantly shit on
>people rate her low for yelling, for no reason, etc
>on the way, a truck driver tells her that its freeing NOT to deal with that shit, and cancer doens't care abotu your rating and while having a high rating gives you special treatment, it's all shit
>girl doens't care and keeps going on her trip, while her rating keeps tanking
>finally, the bride calls her and says "dont come. you are below 2.8. I only invited you for the authencity of having a low 4 talk. I did it for the rating. Now i cant be seen with you"
>girl still goes and makes her speech
>she ends up with jail and falls in love with ANOTHER black guy as they yell at each other.

It's a normal episode; interesting idea, but with some rather stupid stuff. Quite cringy but that's the point. her speech is so stupid and cliched. I thought she'd at least mimic the truck driver's speech but NOPE, she still sucks the bride's cock abotu her great she is.

Truck driver is 10/10, best part of the episode. episode is a 6/10. Not horrible but the last scene just was crap.

>Is she covered in mud/dirty
Check
>Is she drunk
Check
>Is she spouting nonsense
Check
>Is she at least getting revenge or spilling secrets
Nope

No payoff really, except she meets someone who doesn't care about her rating. Because he's black.

thanks

>>>one coalburner chick is 4.2 but wants to go higher
each woman thinks that she deserves better than what she has

Twilight Zone

>DUDE SCIENCE FICTION LAMO
>DUDE FANTSY LAMO

yeah, there does not seem to be originality in this. It is a show for normies now.

nothing beats the pig fucking amirite.

>all I want to do is be a singer
>nolol enjoy ur dicks

t. the cuck who wrote black mirror

>how to spot a pedo

Episode 4
>1980's
>girl meets girl
>girl meets girl again, they fuck
>girl can't find girl
>it's all a simulation, both women are geriatric dykes
>black woman lost her daughter and husband, doesn't have long to live
>Ginger is old paralyzed woman, getting ready to die
>black woman marries ginger so she can stay in the sim forever but reneges after the fact because muh husband
>black woman is dying too, says fuck it and joins ginger in the digital afterlife
>they scissor each other in a Miata as it drives into the sunset

yep, that's when Chris Morris was still writing for the series.

Brooker got some American bird to help out and the quality has dipped.

Ep 2 and 3 feel the most like original BM.