Be me,6 hours ago

>be me,6 hours ago
>22 yo poorfag working at mcdonalds
>pretty slow day
>3rd customer comes in and asks to speak with our manager
>ohshit.jpg
>she goes to his office and they talk for 5 minutes
>she leaves, boss doesn't even come out
>phew.mp4
>moments later shes back, five tards waddling behind her
>areyoufuckingme.png
>ive never actually encountered any of these vile beasts before
>the lady says they've been really good this week and that she awarded them a treat
>she says to please be tolerant
>fuck
>the first tard, lets call him ploopy, waddles up to me
>he fucking farts
>loud and squishy
>smells like a roadkill whale
>"welcome to mcdonalds, may I take your order?"
>he looks at me with the stupidest fucking face for like 20 seconds
>he sneezes
>GIB BURGER CHEESY CHEESY
>"anything else, sir?"
>JJJUUUIIICCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!! banana juice please thank you
>hands me 3 2 dollar bills
>I give it it's change and he vomits, just fuvcking VOMITS on the cash register
>bits of goldfish and cheerios still visible

cont?

You may proceed.

Always cont you faggot

GIB BURGER CHEESY CHEESY

I need a good laugh, continue

time for a change of career, assuming this isn't fiction

i'm already feeling sorry for OP
how can people let these fucking abominations live
retards should be terminated at birth

> that leaf...

For the love of hamburglar keep going!

OP realizes they are the new hires who will replace him.

i mean sure, while youre already making shit up why stop now?

Keep going

OP is this banana drink smoothie or shake?

ok

>poor 18 yo qt3.14 coworker forced to clean up the mess
>I'm forced to move to the next register
>2nd tard, small and hairy approaches
>lets call him yoda
>"hi nice to meet you"
>his hand, covered in hair and dried blood, reaches in to shake
>ohshitohfuck.jpg
>what do
>I shake it
>sticky and crusty
>What'll it be, sir?
>he stands there for like a soliud minute looking
>his nose starts bleeding
>a mighty tard scream fills the air as he starts running around with gushing blood
> wrangler is still apologizing to coworker
>he passes out
>coworker points to yoda
>wrangler calls 911 and yoda is taken out
>I frantically go to wash my hand when the next tard approaches

to be continued

>tard 3
>we'll call him hammy
>hammy is maybe 600 pounds and 5'7
>he slams his money on the table, literally a fucking wad of singles
> hewwo, gib me the big ol burger!
>"ok sir, would that be a big ma-"
>he erupts
>THE BIG OL BURGER LIKE PAW PAW MAAAAAKKKKEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!
>he starts punching a wall
>fucking breaks it
>he then wipes his tears and waddles back over to me
>..s-sowwy
>I hand him back roughly 188 of his singles and a big mac
>Now listen here
>I kid you not
>Hammy eats the whole thing in one glorious chomp, cardboard and all
>Boss laughing his ass off
>hammy starts dancing

>Eats the whole thing in one glorious chomp, cardboard and all

Bullshit. Story ruined.

This already isnt making sense, mom calls 911 and they are still ordering too.
OP is a fag

>I kid you not
>cardboard and all
Well, which is it user?

Still delivering

>tard 4
>we'll call him gus
>gus reeks of sperm, diarrhea and vomit
>itburns.mp4
>as I'm tearing up from the putrid aroma he starts farting
>its worse than ploopy
>these farts are 10 seconds long with 5 second intervals
>he just starts yelling the name of everything on the menu. out loud.
>BIG MAC SNACK RAP BUDDERFIGGER MCDOUBLE
>I just get hima a happy meal and the wrangler pays for it
>he then stomps over to my coworker whos just about does with ploopy's barf
>hifrend
>she looks up and tries to smile
>he farts so fucking loud
>literally shat pants loud
>fucking floor vibrating
> he extends his arms and attempts to hug coworker
>she screams and runs outside
>boss literally in tears

This story sucks. We all know it's fake but the exaggeration kills it. Tone it down next time.

Stop delivering

Faggot

Heres the real story guys;

>OP goes to part time job at McDonalds.
>realizes nothing he will ever do will mean anything to anyone.
>Goes on Sup Forums and makes shit up.

Fucking duh.

Fucking depressing.

This is what happens when fags try to get screencapped for their stories, making retard shit up like the retards they are.

If you're gonna bullshit at least pre type it.

This thread gave my dog ass cancer fuck you op

this getting "artistic"

This. Also make it some what believe able

Just stop

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I'm not believing any of this!

mods, ban this chuckle-fuck

Millie thread?

I work at a Dunkin donuts and this is bullshit, I've had brainless tards + wranglers come in and they're usually loud and unhygenic but never particularly rude or if they're unable to order properly the Wrangler orders it for them.

Don't feel sorry for him. The story is obvious bullshit.

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This thread is sad

My guess is he's actually unemployed and this is how he copes with being a total fucking loser.

Beautiful

Trips has spoken

Agree the story is bullshit but I remember the McDonalds by my house as a kid would get the tards and tard wranglers and it was often... bad. Not as bad as op said obviously.

That's what I mean though, they suck but it's like a temp moment you joke around with your coworkers with after, not this garbage

should tards be terminated at birth?

Ohio Republicans just banned abortion of Down Syndrome babies

there will be more retards soon

fake and retarded

Well.... at least OP got to make fun of the next rung down the ladder from his own social status.

I mean they don't contribute to society at all. They don't work, they dont learn, and they sure as hell don't breed

Here's an actual tard story for you guys since op a fuckin fag
>be me, 17 working at a subway mildly fucked up on opiates because I'm a degenerate
>small town and I work 6 days a week so I pretty much know who's going to come in
>bus pulls up at around 8 so it's dark
>will to kms increases
>not so bad only like 8 people get off
>they approach the door
>see a normal person leading the pack
>all adult tards
>poker face and start getting ready
>tards approach handler sits down
>hi welcome to sub-
>I'd like uh uh uh uh footlong crab toasted
>ask what bread
>literally says bread back
>go for white
>no no no other bread
>go for wheat
>no no
>finally settles on herb and cheese
>toast it for him and coat it in mayo good to go
>next one stares at me with those dead eyes
>begins talking in most retard voice I've ever heard
>trying to contain keks becomes harder
>by the end of that line I walked to the back, out the back and laughed in my car while I smoked a bowl

should OP be terminated at birth?

Sounds like the old Chippo Man: King of the Tards thread.

>"5 sausage

i assume basically every story on this site is bullshit but you didnt even try toke make it remotely believable. kys, op.

yeah im like 98% this shits fake
so fuck off op

if this isnt fake show photo of hole in the wall with timestamp you cunt

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