Is alba our favorite MILF?

is alba our favorite MILF?

fuck I remember when she was just a kiddo in 2k.

i would love to sexually service her!

remember when she got a dna test on the george lopez show and she was upset to find out she was mostly of european descent?

get in line, bub

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I've always found her very likeable and attractive. I get that she dropped her acting to play mom at home but I miss her on screen.

She dropped acting to create a billion dollar diaper company.

oops

fuark breh

>me with the green shirt

My dick.

Do you think they know?
Will they kill themselves when they find out?

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There's absolutely no way they don't know.
>me on the right

>those two on the right
literally look autistic

Me in the green

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Second from the right ooks like a random annoying high school metalhead.
Far right looks like some autistic NEET who shitposts on Sup Forums and Reddit all day/night, and takes solace in the fact that despite everything at least his mom isn't a whore and boy is that last bit not working out for him

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>Matt Duffer later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Ryder's performance as Joyce Byers, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but she would just keep going hotter and harder, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Joyce being such a germophobe that she forces every kid in the show to take a long, hot bath with her, individually, and makes sure every inch of them is spotless and clean, or the idea of a post-credits scene in which she roughly devirginizes Charlie Heaton and his character, Jonathan Byers. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Ryder's usage of multiple props to aid her performance that she brought herself, presumably from her own cave. 'She had this golden cigar case of condoms with a price tag still attached she loved to tote about,' Finn Wolfhard remembers, 'sometimes she would leave trails of them leading from my trailer to hers. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground she would flip me over tease my 'beautiful boyhole', as she called it.' Noah Schnapp also recalled her having 'Johnny Depp's Immortal Soul... we asked where she got it from, and she would only say that she 'was being targeted because she was a celebrity'. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, she would pin me to the ground, telling me to give her an excuse 'to sexually ruin me like she did all the girls who called her a 'faggot' in high school'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Ryder always had a dozen tabs of Sup Forums open on her laptop, and some PAs caught her 'baneposting incessantly' in her trailer.

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top lad

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whats the story here?

benis in bagina

She's in porn, and those poor fuckers have a serious 1,000 yard stare/disability thing going on.

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She had 3 films come out this year.

D R O P P E D

This is fucking dark, I'd disown my Mom if I found out she did porn

she literally did a new movie month ago , there are lots scenes to webm over.

she lost her v card at 20, with the guy playing in CSI

Alba sucks because she never showed tits and ruined several movies because of it especially sin city. Her entire career is based on being a blue balling cock tease fuck that cunt.

this

>zero acting talent
>gets by on her looks
>but never gets naked even in roles that obviously call for nudity
I hope she gets AIDS and dies

i do enjoy her body of work

I don't think she was upset, she's always shied away from being labeled a latina actress.

And regardless of what her ancestral genealogy may be, she doesn't look white. She looked absolutely ridiculous in that blonde wig and blue eyes in FF, and it still pisses me off to this day that they couldn't find a single white woman to play the role.