Why do girls love horses?

Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?

Fuck no. I've never met a "horse enthusiast" who isn't a psycho spoiled cunt.

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fuck off man

You are 100% right
I dated a horse bitch before.
They are crazy and retarded
If you talk about anything not horse related they just switch off cause they dont know shit but horse

Its like riding a washing machine but with fresh air.

t. clitoris

All of my potential bachelorettes must

>have a credit score of 730 or higher
>not be employed in retail or service sector
>know how to ride a horse
>have their CDL-A endorsement
>know how to shoot handguns, rifles, and shotguns respectively
>know more than 1 language, none of which can ever be spanish
>be caucasian (blonde hair blue eyes)


Women that are familiar with the Equestrian Arts are more likely to be from good stock and have a good background.

>being this much of a fucking lunatic

Horses are cool.
Most horse girls are OK.
I own horses and have dated horse girls.

/thread

Now this is a porn thread

How wrong you are.

most horse girls are in shape and come from at least middle class families... Horse girls are primo material

I hear North Dakota's nice.

>uses respectively incorrectly

Subtle kek

i liked a horse girl once

Is this you?

I promised my fiance i would build everything she would need for two horses... she said it to be in my best interest to build for 6. Advice ig?

it's not that hard to build a barn

I date a horse enthousiast

And she's not a spoiled cunt. I mean, she's not spoiled.

I dunno.... seems like she might be using you dude.

2 isn't the best.
4 is a good number.
One for you, one for her, a couple in case you have friends over who want to ride.

I used to date a girl whose family raised horses. One of her regular jobs was to prep the stud for the mare - can you say hand job? When dad was around she'd wear gloves, but got off on doing without... then she'd come do me.

That's not how horse breeding works.

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It's one of the primary toys given to young girls during their formative years. Dolls, toy horses, and dollhouses.
Boys are given logic puzzles, cars, and building toys (LEGO, etc). This is why it's considered manly to be into cars, construction, etc.
It's very difficult to break free from this sort of conditioning.

feminist spotted

I'd rather have a horse (and land for her) than a car anyday. You can't fuck a car.

That's where you're wrong, pal

Who would want a shitty muffler instead of sweet round mare ass?

I like both.