What is the joke here, Sup Forums?
Somebody posted this in some dark humor FB group, and I figured one of you pedos would be able to connect the dots, because I sure as hell can't.
All I know is, she's a young girl, so unless I've had too many loli threads and my perspective is warped, the joke is about pedophilia, but I don't understand, and neither does anyone else in that group, apparently.
I see nothing bad here
Casting couch retard
backroom casting always used a black leather sofa
She's on a porn casting couch
It's a play on the porn casting couch.
the joke is the black couch actually. theres this popular 'genre' of porn where a black couch is almost always there. a woman appears and is interviewed before being fucked by the interviewer in exchange for a non-existent job in modelling.
since you start almost every thread, you're the joke here, Sup Forums employee (do you actually get paid?)
It's a joke on the famous couch where porn actors are interviewed/casted.
she looks older then 11 so no its not a joke about pedos. more about hebes
Thanks, everyfag.
I start almost every thread? What? When did I become a Sup Forums employee? Mook and the mods never told me I was one. Can I still list it on my resume?
Now that I think about it, Mook and the Mods would be a cool name for a band.
Google "casting couch"
Nice trips. I've already gotten at least 100 replies to that effect already, though.
Amazing how quick a response you get from all of Sup Forums when a child is involved.
No. We just recognize the couch meme. Not all of us are into kids.
What did u assume Sup Forums was about? Were you confused as to what its always been?
This is now an art thread protected by the first admendment so let's have some nudes
>Not all of us are into kids.
Since when?
No, but it still cracks me up. I've been here for nearly a decade, but didn't really get into loli until late 2016 (I guess years of exposure finally got to me). I'm not into actual kids, although I do admit the one in the picture has a really cute face.
If it bleeds then it breeds
If it doesn't... It will
Nice trips, I don't have nudes, and the mods will delete pictures of kids and ban you if your goal is to ogle them, even if they're legal.
Go to infinitychan or ccluster if you want that; Sup Forums is for lolis and blatant greentext lies.
>being this programmed
>being this in denial
>being this cucked
>being this
So what do you recommend that I do (other than kill myself)?
Enlighten me. I'm pretty directionless here.
More, damnit!
Get a job man, go to work everyday, them get yourself a hobby like idk maybe smoking weed or drinking, and for Christ sake get your kids immunized and pay your taxes, click accept and join the rest of civilization. Or march on Washington with your AR and see how far u can take it. What do u think anyone on here has it all figured out? Good grief.
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I'd fuck her.
2 answers here, pick which one is from charlie brown
casting couch. Type of porn. "Fake interviews".
>Get a job man, go to work everyday,
Kill yourself. I'll make money doing me.
> like idk maybe smoking weed or drinking
I'm actually gonna quit both of those for a few months while my neurotransmitters get back to normal.
>Christ sake get your kids immunized
There's enough autism in the world already, don't you think?
>and pay your taxes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GTFO
>Or march on Washington with your AR and see how far u can take it.
Maybe. Or possibly dip the fuck out before things get even worse in this country. Part of me wants to get somewhere else in the world, and part of me wants to watch the fall of an empire from front-row seats.
> What do u think anyone on here has it all figured out?
Well, some probably know more than I do about something or another. I mean, I'm clearly superior to all of you faggots in most ways, but there might be one or two thoughts you've had that haven't occurred to me.
And I figured you had something to say, calling me "programmed" and "in denial" and whatever. What do you mean?
I'm not gonna go that far, but I do have to admit she's cute.
But kids are supposed to cute, right? I don't have a boner or anything. I certainly don't have a primary or exclusive attraction to children of any sort, so I'm not a pedo.
So that's still somewhat in the non-creepy spectrum, right?
Holy shit are your parents related? I can literally smell your tinfoil poorfag
That's called non-exclusive pedophilia and is normal. Realizing it would tear her vagina and not forcing yourself on her is also normal
>Holy shit are your parents related?
It would only mildly surprise me. I hope my kids' parents are, though.
>I can literally smell your tinfoil poorfag
While we're on the subject, do non-tinfoil thermal blankets work as well as tinfoil, as long as they're grounded properly?
Maybe that's knowledge you will pick up along the way, I can't make a position as I've never been reduced to such pitifulness
pedo cuck pedo cuck pedo cuck
literally literally literally
am i a retarded millennial now?
You scared me for a second.
Nope, I don't meet the diagnostic criteria for pedophilia (which is the same for exclusive and non-exclusive subtypes) according to the DSM.
I didn't think of my penis going into her when I saw the above picture. Just thinking "damn, that kid's kinda cute" doesn't come close to qualifying you.
I haven't had intense, recurrent fantasies about children over six months, unless lolicon counts, and even then I fap to thoughts about adults more.
And I definitely haven't acted on it or caused me personal distress.
So no pedo.
>Litruhly
>as I've never been reduced to such pitifulness
It sucks, it really does, but my whole life has been pain, so life sucking in new and terrible ways isn't anything that new. I just do my best to not give a fuck and keep moving forward, even if it hurts.
U might as well get on board, once its legalized they will be just as protected as fags or gender fluid, age fluid etc. And even get benefits like dissabilty for having the medical/mental disorder condition especially after it comes out they designed it by introducing all the heavy metals and plastics into our everythings
As I said, get a job, pay your taxes and they will switch the haarp off and u will feel better numbnutz
What?
As much as the edgelord part of my soul wants to do that just to be a troll, keeping up a CP addiction seems like a lot of work when I'm not even a real pedo and I'd probably get tired of it if it ever became mainstream, anyways.
I guess I really don't care one way or the other about it, but if sex with children were legalized tomorrow, it still wouldn't be first on my to-do list.
No?
Switching the HAARP off isn't enough. Just the fact that they think they can use it on me in the first place is the problem. I'm not listening to them.
If they want me to be productive, they can turn the HAARP off, give me my privacy and magick powers back, and let me run a business and make money my own way.
Total independence and freedom is non-negotiable here. This is most of the reason I feel like leaving the country. I'm not their dog, I'm not some lowly mental patient who needs treatment, I'm not a slave or a prisoner or anything else.
I'm handing this with as much grace as possible and still giving them fuckers the finger.
This is probably fixable magickally, anyways, so I'd probably have better chances in another country. Probably would have done better in another country in the first place.
You are a slave. Your social security number proves it. Your birth certificate proves it. I'm not holding your hand on this anymore. You gon lrn today. As a matter of fact I know u won't listen to this but I gaurentee u its the best advice u will ever get, and if u follow it you will be very successful. Always ALWAYS do anything everything someone ask of u. Don't question anything, and learn to enjoy your servitude. Like smiling to hide your depression. U do that and u will start to understand your place in the world
Suck my dick.
>everyone look here at the liberal unable to establish a valid position of debate. Hi spearchucker
Um, what?
I'm pretty sure his position was that I'm a slave and it's okay for them to mind control me, and my position was that my answer is no u and that he can suck my fucking dick.
A valid position of debate? What exactly do you want?
I want u and 60 million Americans to get pissed and try to do something about it. Instead of looking at porn
>I said, “I just don’t accept that there’s no way out of this place. I mean it wasn’t built as a prison, right? It was built as a hospital. No way they’ve covered everything.”
>Hope laughed, and to TJ she said, “It’s so funny to see him go through the five stages again.”
>I said, “The what?”
>TJ explained, “It’s the same for everybody they dump in here. First it’s the confusion, right? ‘What’s happening, where am I?’ That’s stage one. But then you go to stage two: pissed off. ‘How can they do this to us, man? I got rights.’ Okay, then there’s stage three. Defiance. ‘I gotta get outta here, there’s gotta be a way out.’ Stage four is the depression. ‘Why me, man? Boohoo. I wanna go home, I wanna see my girl.’ Then hopefully you land at stage five, which is, ‘we got to make the best of this situation, and be smart.’”
>“I really made it all the way to stage five before?”
>Hope said, “Oh, no. You stopped somewhere between stage two and three.”
Can we do both?
She looks like she's fucking 8
Modamodsmods! This guy said fucking before he said her age was 8!!!!!!!
Autism: The post
kill yerself faget
Thread nuked. Mods don't like y'all making fun of retards and discussing rights and shit. Reported!
It's a casting couch joke.
I'm not a retard, I'm a schizophrenic. The difference is that we make better art than retards.
>b-but vaccines cause duh autisumz
no
Are you samefaggn in a cp thread?
gonna try to find the pic without the dumb text
Uh... I love to be a pedo cuck actually
If you think they can't, you might be a child.
I guess you would know better than me, seeing as you apparently can't recognize sarcasm when you see it.
No. I just took too much ADHD meds and am engaging these people because I really don't have anything better to do right now.
As I said, get a job!!!!
best quality i could find
"magick"
I almost forgot there are people who actually believe harry potter is real..
I'm going to have to ask you to get a job, yeah that would be great.
a blowjob?
And as I said, suck my dick.
I'll do freelance work and make my own money, fuck a job, and I'm still going full terrorist on anyone who won't "turn the HAARP off" until I have a job, just on principle.
I'll do what I want, when I want, and YOU do not have a say in it, and I'M gonna fucking kill someone for this. Fuck your taxes. Somebody is going to be paying me for my trouble here.
Pretty sure most of Harry Potter is a metaphor for certain things, some of them occult, and some political/social.
I don't mind Voldemort and the Death Eaters, to be perfectly honest; in fact, I prefer them, but I'm also pissed off right now.
Mind over matter is definitely a thing. If sticking your nose up at anybody who uses "magick" or "morphic fields" instead of "physics" or "electromagnetics" or whatever makes you feel euphoric and enlightened by your intelligence, good for you. But I really think your lack of belief in infinite possibility is you guys' biggest weakness. This is a fucking dream.
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You saying I'll do this I'll do that. No u won't and u better get a job before they fuckin kill you man. There not playing about there taxes. Good luck there's a new cp thread starting up so IMA bounce
> school
school of hard cocks maybe
Just high and acutely psychotic and entirely unable to give a fuck about anything anymore.
And self-aware to some degree - my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek - but not enough to make your opinion of me a priority right now.
Anyways, whatever the case is here with the gangstalking and my life situation... I will get out, and I will get you.
I have so many specific targets that I can just spend the rest of my life bumping you off one by one and have something to do for decades, and I like the idea.
it's the casting couch you fucking retard
>Normies tier meme
Fuck off back to Kikebook
Go back to 9fag you fucking mong
I do. She's too old
>samefag
And you better suck my dick before you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not scared of death. Not trying to experience it for a long time, but it'd be almost merciful.
There is NOTHING those people can do to me. IT's all the same order of magnitude anymore.
I can already hear their voices in the fucking wind now "yes we can, we can break you, yes we can" - but they told me that years ago, and even if I didn't win, it's pretty obvious they didn't either. My will is still intact.
Even if I die, I'll get them anyways. I'll come crawling up out of the ground and eat them one by one like some EC horror comic from the 50's.
Just a fag
What thread. Where
shut up you retard
Anyone else notice how fast the cp teen and jailbait threads get nuked then mods make a honeypot mysteriously stays alive for hours lol
>your gonna have to get faster LEA net neutrality is over
>mook
Several
>the ultimate proof
And at least I have the excuse of being high and being in the middle of a psychotic episode. You guys are just fags.
The guy who owns the site now. That's his name.
haven't seen a cp thread in months now, so mods are doing their job
This bait is top tier sir, please continue
>"proof"
>nothing in the internet can be tampered with
Kek
I see them all the time even in regular Jewish threads about us regular Jews doing Jew things. I see them even when I close my eyes, why moot why!
you've just been unlucky friend, keep hitting F5
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needs a Brazzers logo
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You hit the joke on the head. It's a casting couch and the implications are sexual
implications of sex? with a kid? on Sup Forums?
OMG THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
Modsssss the last two comments have included words like sex with kids!!!
Seems like it's been a lot better the past few months for sure, but I'm not sure if that's because the mods are more vigilant, or the people posting it decided to stop, or if said just got arrested. It'll just remain one of life's great mysteries, I suppose.
I also remember a pedo in one thread saying Sup Forums uses photodna now (I took his word for it and did not attempt to verify), so maybe there's just not any new stuff to post.
Because there's better places. A lot fuckin better. If u want cancer u come to Sup Forums if your lookin for porn then u would go to a porn based site. Not whatever faggotry sum moot dreamed up.
I don't think they were posting it for people to get off to so much as trying to generate the massive amounts of asshurt that comes with forcing all the 15 year old newfags (as any hardened Sup Forumstard knows how to deep web and isn't shocked by CP anymore) to look at pics of elementary schoolers sucking dick.
I have to admit, it is kinda funny. One of very few things that remains shocking in this day and age.