Shotato bread

Shotato bread

what's your fucking address so i can teach your curry-hating ass a lesson

I cooked my mum an egg and she thought it was good.
Tell me when I wake up, im about to pass out

Im a good cook. No bully

also best boy

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sometimes i eat raw eggs because i love eggs so much
it's literally the only golden curry there is lol
just look in the chinky section of woolies

nigger I will spank you all over the place

WHERE DO YOU FUCKING LIVE FAGGOT

I was making a burger and my mum was still asleep and I made her 2 perfectly round and cooked eggs

Im pretty much perfect in everything I do

cook sausage

Where do you live faggot, I'll cook your sausage

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Melbourne Culinary Arts School, and I’ve been involved in numerous catering events for the UN, and I know over 300 ways to cook an egg. I am trained in dessert presentation and I’m the top chef in the entire Oceania continent.

suck my ass
I live far away from you gays

>he graduated from a school
first time for everything hey?

why does he look so upset?

which continent you fucking spastic

lmao tru

he's literally being raped

Doesn't look like he's resisting much. A dirty look isn't going to stop a rapist.

no penis in butthole yet
europe you oxygen thief

Was a pretty good burn lel
Whatcha up to tomorrow anyway?

Which fucking country

yeah was good
going to a wildlife sanctuary with fam or something like that

Are you like 12 years old or something? Why do they want to go to that

>he can't appreciate doing things with his family
are YOU 12?

skyrim

Skyrim is for the Nords you curryless bastard

I went to a zoo when I was 12
It wasnt very interesting

You start resisting before it gets to that point, if it gets to that point it's too late to stop it.

your so edgy faggotry

curry is not welcome here

Isnt this the first time you've gone outside in weeks?

wtf

i pity your tastebuds.

make me lemon chicken

we have fish

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norwegians get out

Just for you i'll use no lemon

no u

that picture is pretty shitty imo
They look weird

you are a bully

>he doesn't deny being a subhuman nordmann
lmao

how so? young link looks cute as fuck with that hair.

They dont look people like lel
I have to do dishes when I wake up
fuc

yeah probably cause fairyboys ain't humans ya DINGUS

if by subhuman you mean super awesome and godlike, then you are correct

are you actually norwegian tho

I'm saying if someone is on top of you with their dick inside your butt, you've reached the point where you aren't going to be able to stop them. You need to resist before penetration happens.

aight ima stop typing and just lurk
touch butts while Im gone
enjoy seeing your ancestors at the zoo

maybe

yeah you would want to touch my butt
cya fag

western sweden tbh

That's a superhuman
He meant subhuman

alright yeah im sleeping now. Thought there'd be stuff to watch
lets see if I dont wake up

thanks for backing mp user

hopefully kek

Moore pleeeese

are you on the discord server
if you are I think I know you kek

i don't use discord

well then
*throws köttbulle at*
how are things in swedenland?

lmao i'm australian, i just happen to know swedish people. miss jeg with that meatball shit, röv.

>800 ping land
oh cool

>northern denmark
neat

denmark is just nu-germany kek

Schleswig-Holstein RIGHTFULLY danish land

more cutes pls dont be fags kthnx

who are you anyway, ness?

Im nessie :3

It's barely worthy of being annexed by germany tbh
captcha is niggering, smell ya later

how long have you been shota posting tho

germany seems to like annexing places kek
cya homo

a few months now
why

hmm okay
didn't really pay attention until namesync lmao

understandable
I didnt even bother joining in convo or talking to anyone until a month or so ago

your sudden buddyness with lethe confused me lol

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lethe seemed nice when they put their trip on, idk if I ever spoke to them before
doesnt metter really tho

yeah they're a nice person

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funny how ness either posts the lewdest shit or the cutest shit

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I prefer cute but sometimes lewd is ok

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yeah but when you do lewd post it's very lewd i mean

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sometimes, I can post cutely lewd stuff tho

are u sure about that

yeah, like this for instance

yeah okay that's really cute
but why do you post your horifically lewd stuff anyway kek

or this :3

cause sometimes people are posting lewd and I want to contribute

also
IWantToBeTheCuteBoy

ya get diddled as a kid or something?

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shush

well sorry for bringing it up if you were

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its ok I dont get too worked up about stuff

a good trait to have

Im working on improving myself n stuff

another good trait to have lol
how ya doing it so far?

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