"Good luck getting a decent man to marry you after you just admitted to being a whore slut on national television."

>"Good luck getting a decent man to marry you after you just admitted to being a whore slut on national television."

>when he uses the wheat bun from his meatball marinara to wipe the globs of sweat pouring from his forehead

that was when I knew he was bothered

The French are all cvcks, though.

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France... Thank god, only mongoloids live there.

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Did you just discover a "new" meme to spam on knowyourmeme.com?

Haha, is that your pathetic way of asking me out? By the way you got a bit of marinara sauce running down your 4th chin.

>(from russia)
is he the mole?

Nice

>5 weeks later and Sup Forums is still trying to come up with a devastating repartee

>weeks later and Sup Forums still can't get a good comeback

>I, uhh, don't know what you're talking about...

Jonah showed class and maturity by not responding and choosing not to return any insults.

stop
this is painful
it's been 3 months. drop it already

...

thx France for exposing this unfunny jew trash.

>"Funny, because you'd definitely let me shit in your mouth and then facefuck that shit into a brown froth if I offered you enough, you French rat."

I'm not sure if it was a good choice letting Raimi write his one liners for that talk show spot.

>being assblasted by an unknown french weather maid after telling her she's a famous whore.
she did nuthin wrong there.

>fat american who can't deal with banter

Typical.

>That's a good one, I'll have to tell it to the half-dozen Thai ladyboys waiting for me at my hotel. They'll get a kick out of it."

French weatherwoman please.

Who was in the wrong here? Did she go too far or is Jonah just a sore loser?

it's hard to get good repartees when you're an obese jew amerifart far away from your biased usa late shows

if Jonah had one-upped her, he'd have come across as a mean asshole

as it is, he came across as a crybaby

that chick jumped the banter gun

>when an anglo is mocking a french it's just bants
>when a french mocks an american it's crual and humiliating
i thought you love bantz fucking albions

>Well, maybe after they prematurely ejaculate on your hairy French pussy, you'll call me back to experience a real man

>juden
>anglo

choose one

anglos are jews, they literally created jew country.

I like Clara Morgane.

You know albion means straight-up English, right? This level of WAAAAH MY FEELINGS is an exclusively American thing. They're renowned for having no bantz.

London is the city with the mayor who said "Stop making fun of Islam, or else"

Seriously who goes on a talk show with a sub?

you have good old tastes

Nice links, guys

americans are albions for us either

>and then what?

>Yeah well... your mum

We already came up with a good one. You missed it. Now we're just memeing and you look like an idiot for being out of the loop.

>wants to have 3 some
>call her a slut
that's not how it works. a slut is someone who has sex with most men because that's how they get validation. she's not a slut because she's saying 'i'm only going to have sex with the top .1% of men' (pitt and dicaprio).

Well...you're wrong then.

she'd fuck Jonah, too
it's foolish of her to pretend that if she was offered a drink by any recognizable actor she'd be like "eew haha what a fatty~"

google it retard

She went way too far. What she said was downright mean rather than funny. You don't humiliate people publicly like that.

are you serious?

Underrated post.
Gold Jerry. Gold.

so when jonah said prior to the french woman bant that she's a famous whore it's not humiliating it's just bantz?

Speak English frog.

but english is a french dialect, you should understand nigel

while i do agree with that, it's amazing that someone that makes their living performing for people just straight up failed to handle that situation with any grace

Jonah is a fat comedian, he's known for self denigrating, shit humor. The Frenchie just worked with the persona he frequently portrays.

Jonah getting shitty about it is retarded. It's like Sacha Baron Cohen getting annoyed that people won't take him seriously in public after his career.

triggered, degenerate?

>triggered
whar are those (You) i see comin from ya?

French men and women are whore sluts so that's not a good comeback

That's not a good comeback for anyone except Sup Forumstards and other such curmudgeonly stick-up-the-ass types.

Sorry it's curmudgeonly to not want your life partner to have genetic microchimerism from another man ejaculating inside her.