>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Carter Bailey
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Jackson Turner
Tell him to get the fuck out.
Jose Morgan
probably get tackled by secret service before I realize what is happening. you cant just walk into a room with the president.
Aiden Nguyen
Nah, you befriend him, then slowly begin influencing his policy decisions to benefit you and yours. Like a good guy Rasputin. All while still fucking his wife, and daughter of course.
William Cruz
I shoot trespassers.
Gavin Ross
secret service shoots people with guns near the president.
Anthony Nguyen
hello
Isaac Phillips
initiate worship as is my pepestutional duty
Ryder Fisher
>let me give you a little lesson in libertarianism, mr. President
>*pumps shotgun*
>give me your wallet, watch, suit and show me your dick and I'll let you out
>ummm, give me your belt as well that shit must be expensive
>also give me the niggers with AR-15's standing behind me ready to shoot
Caleb Phillips
Turn 360 degrees, piss on him, then turn 360 degrees and walk out.
Chase Bailey
Get on my knees and beg for him to release his warm creamy god juice into every orafice of my body . Only then will I become excepted by our living God
Parker Carter
ask if one of his secret service guys could shoot me
Ayden Thomas
Accepted*. You fucking dumb americuck
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Congratulations on being the gayest faggot ever.
Jose Richardson
God tier. Well done. Many keks for you and your family sir.
Benjamin Gray
So you'd walk into him again? Go back to math class retarded kid.......
Asher Rivera
form political alliance.
Lucas Davis
See if I could get him to give me a tuggie. Dude has the hands of a small chinese woman.
Christopher Morris
Pound his skull in because he's breaking and entering my home, also because he's a piece of shit president.
Cameron Gray
tell him to get his jewish ass back to israel
Mason Perry
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Hudson Myers
Since he's already in my room see if he wants to skip the Netflix and get right to the chill. Remember even if they shoot you the secret service can't unrape him.
Jason Robinson
Bitch, the President would not appear in your home unless he wanted to be there. The SS would know who you are and expect you to show up.
Kevin Adams
>kill (((Trump))) for trespassing
>get shot by the Secret Service
Now two things can happen.
>die
>family gets huge cash settlement from wrongful death
>become national hero
OR
>live
>get huge cash settlement from illegal assault
>become national hero
win-win
Blake Cook
>Wat do?
Shake his hand and ask how his family is getting along.
Joseph Brooks
Shake his hand. youtu.be
Bentley Myers
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Jason Johnson
who ia this beautiful fuckmeat?
Hudson Perez
pic related
Gabriel Diaz
>even if they shoot you the secret service can't unrape him
KEK
Jaxson Bell
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Anthony Hill
newfriend detected
Cooper Parker
Hyperdimensional being CONFIRMED.
Cooper Howard
Flicky his little dicky
Juan Wilson
>become extinct as everyone im remotely related to/ive ever met is systematically hunted down and exterminated like its a fucking round of pubg
FTFY
Bentley Hernandez
It’s called plunkbat. Get it right.
Oliver Fisher
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Samuel Peterson
>become extinct as everyone im remotely related to/ive ever met is systematically hunted down and exterminated like its a fucking round of plunkbat. Get it right.
FTATRO
Aaron Bennett
every time