Ill have an unnamed beer in a bottle and two fingers of brown liquid and pay afterwards with a non specific amount of...

>ill have an unnamed beer in a bottle and two fingers of brown liquid and pay afterwards with a non specific amount of one dollar bills crumbled up under a shot glass

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I'll admit this does irk me.

>character is able to hear at a night club

>brown liquid
are you into scat?

Sauce of image please

john wick

>gimme a whiskey, and leave the bottle
>bartender leaves the bottle

Addy from John Wick

Thanks, gonna watch that now

My first time in a bar underage I didn't know what to order so I pulled my movie/TV experience and said "I'll have a lager"

To which the bartender replied "Which lager". I started sweating and was all " Umm... W-whats good?"

Embarrassing as fuck. Thanks movies.

You are late today juranoid

>turn 21
>go to bar for the first time
>order a whiskey and act all cool about it
>bartender asks "What kind?"
>freeze the fuck up and don't know how to proceed

Movies did not prepare me for that shit.

do they actually ask you "which beer? " in other countries. where i'm from most bars only sell one brand of pilsener

At least you grew up on European movies where they go as specific as ordering lager. In American movies they just say "I'll have a beer."

Not nearly as embarrassing to seem like you know you like lager but don't care about the brand, whereas if you just watched American movies you'd seem like you don't even know how beer works at all.

wonder how popular beer brands feel about movies like Flight that depict them in a bad light?

tho I guess Flight did make sure to include pretty much every big brand so as not to be appearing to slander one or two specific ones

>Heineken!?... Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!!

In the US you will be asked what beer you want. Even the shittiest, smallest bar with the shittiest, smallest selection will have multiple beers to pick from. Even if the choices are between shit like Budweiser and Coors or whatever, they're guaranteed to have at least 4-5 choices at even the worst bar.

>lemme get a pack of smokes
>takes two puffs and throws it away

Every bar has at least a good half dozen or more beer

They ask you in any country, seems like you haven't been to many bars. If you order a "Pilsener" and they only have one brand of Pilsener you'll get that of course, but just saying "one beer please" is like going to a winery and saying "One glass of wine please".

>God DAMN it I love Heineken!

>excuse me barkeep, i shall have a pint of your finest house special

was that so hard? now they think you're classy AND knowledgeable

If you were in PA you would have been given a Yuengling.

>do they actually ask you "which beer? " in other countries. where i'm from most bars only sell one brand of pilsener

If you're ordering a pilsner that's a specific type of beer, so they'll give you whatever pilsner they have on tap if they only have one. But if you order "one beer" they will ask you which beer you want, because you might want a pilsner, ale, IPA, lager, stout, etc, etc in addition to possible different brands of those things.

Muslim here. Do alcoholic drinks actually taste nice or do people drink them just to get drunk?
The way they drink in shows like Mad Men makes it seem as if they actually taste good.

you think addy will be in chapter 2?

I like the taste of beer after it grew on me

fuck off and go blow yourself up you attention seeking goatfucking cunt

I in unironically do this. It's the cheapest way to get laid desu, cost about 50$ for a 750ml of bretty good whiskey, instant conversation starter with a girl. She sees you order it and her mind starts calculating instantly what it must mean.

Nicely made quality stuff tastes fantastic
Cheaply made plonk tastes awful
You get what you pay for

This. It definitely takes time to grow on you, but I love beer now.

Mixed drinks are delicious. Beer tastes bitter and shitty to me so I don't drink it. Liquor tastes good, but has a burn to it that people can find offputting, but you can get used to it.

Kill yourself.

So like coffee?

Character is able to even get to the bartender within 15 minutes in a night club.

This is extremely true.

Also depends what beer. You could jump right in with a complex, citrusy hoppy ipa with floral hints at the end, or just grab a 2$ pbr and get hammered in an hour or so. Good booze and cheap booze are two vastly different experiences.

Don't listen to these morons. All alcoholic drinks taste like shit, the only people who say otherwise are pretentious snobs who think paying a shitload for alcohol in a bottle makes them sophisticated and superior to others.

>not enjoying the taste of a sweating cold bottle of beer after a long day
>calling yourself a man

>some lame microbrew counts as good booze in america

what about actually good beer, like traditional English ales from Adnam's, Fuller's, Bombardier, Brakspear or Sharp's? Or good European pilsners and blondes?

t. poorfag who has drunk shit all his life

>getting hammered on PBR

How do people do this? Are most people just ultra lightweights when it comes to alcohol? Drinking shit like PBR gets my stomach full before I barely feel anything, even if I haven't eaten anything. If a beer isn't at least 8% ABV I can't get drunk on it. If I want to get hammered I pretty much have to rely on liquor.

who /brewdog/ here?

Try drinking some time
>not enjoying a Napa Cab with a beef and blue Sandwhich
Once you learn how to actually drink, not just drinking to get drunk, it actually tastes great.

It all tastes bad imo, I just drink it to get drunk.

$6 for a pint of an 8.5% Ipa is a pretty good price point, i dont know what you're on

>Don't listen to these morons. All alcoholic drinks taste like shit, the only people who say otherwise are pretentious snobs who think paying a shitload for alcohol in a bottle makes them sophisticated and superior to others.

str8 edge faggot detected. go fuck off with your "I'm so counterculture I do exactly what the government wants me to do morality."

Is this from the new guardians of the galaxy?

Cut back on drinking some
Tolerances build pretty quickly, but you can lose them pretty easy too

Yeah keep telling yourself that goyim, keep shelling out your hard earned cash for that "premium" flavor.

>mfw ordering my first beer
>"25 cl. or 50 cl?" (which in French translates into "demi-pinte or pinte" making it even more confusing for me)
>"w-what ;-; ?"

Goddamn movies not warning me about this shit.

Keep on not experiencing life to the fullest pleb

people will lie to their dying day that they like the taste but really it's entirely to get buzzed, same with cigarettes

>All alcoholic drinks taste like shit

Cider and mixed drinks and stuff like that can actually taste great and the flavor masks the bitterness and burning of the alcohol entirely. I get what you're saying about beer and liquor and I can understand someone having that perspective (I personally also hate all beer, though I do like liquor). But to say that ALL alcoholic drinks taste like shit just shows you have very little experience with the wide range of alcoholic drinks that exist. It's not just all beer and whiskey.

Americans are

Was your family full of alcoholics or something?

>large or small?
>BUUHHHHH????

i prefer the taste of beer to any softdrink or water . during weekdays i often drink alcohol free beer.

I've always been like this, even when I first started drinking. I drink less than once a month now, too. That's why it seems so weird to me when I see people get drunk off of PBR or Budweiser, because I simply can't and never have been able to.

Well, geez, it was my first time so obviously I didn't know what to answer.

Ah, some people are just like that I guess. Guy I knew was like that. Almost never drank, but maybe the twice a year he did, he would just be pounding beers.
He was also tall and muscular, and a bit of a hot head.

I get hammered on pbr all the time, and im a certified, card carrying alcohol. I suck down 4 or so 16 oz in an hour and im good.
>A unique microbrew with multiple facets of flavors is lame
>4 different english lagers that all taste the same aren't

I get that you english blokes love you're lagers but step outside the box. Also ill admit, i am a bit biased since ive simply grown tired of lagers. I get one now and again, or a pilsner, with a meal because ipa's, quads, doublebocks ect are really meant to be enjoyed on their own. A good light pils is great with a meal as it doesn't over power what youre eating.

>Inb4 beer snob

I'm just sharing my very honed experiences. I've been drinking for over a decade at this point.

Edit: i meant ales not lagers, but the same applies. But speaking of ales, Dales pale ale is in my top five "beers to get lit to"

GOOD LAD

not him but desu real ales can be just as varied as craft beer, you've just named a large group of faceless featureless ale breweries
craft beer is the one though

>not just pretending to be a foreigner while saying nonsense and making a 'one' sign with your hand

Of course you can, there are plenty of great ales in the world, i was just commenting on the context of calling micros lame, then listing a bunch of boring mass produced ales that a pub would have as "the beer" on tap. Like i said, dales is the bees knees. I havent had very many because i dont like ales as much as i like other types, but i'm not ignorant to them either. I

Hang yourself iFaggot

That's how it works though.

This is a great thread fämäläm

This is not true if you life in the Netherlands/Belgium/Germany, the only places on earth that make beer. The rest of the world is just piss and shouldn't even be named beer, it's not good enough to qualify.

Asking for a "beer" or "larger" gets you the equivalent of whatever the public house has designated the "house beer"

Jesus Christ guys, it's not hard.

In most bars in Europe you can just say you'll have "a beer" and you'll get a lager, usually a pilsner

you haven't actually ever been in a bar before, have you lad?

...

Go fuck a goat

Plenty of times, except I know what to ask for or just ask what they have If I've not been there before.

If you ask for a "beer" they will give you a beer.

The only place you'll be prompted is if you're at a place with a million craft beers

why can't all bars have blackheart rum

fuck sake why can't all bars at least have sailor jerry's

jesus hopping christ sometimes i can't even get a yuengling here in Georgia

everyone drinks fucking bud and jack god bless it

>I'm a big Bourbon / Whisky /drinker
>Unironically drinking his Jack and Coke as he says this

>two fingers of brown liquid and pay afterwards

Whenever this happens I just immediately think of this: youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eZ5iQ7rFk

>Go to bar
>I don't even have to ask for a beer since they'll start pouring it when they see me park my car and put it at my stool.

this

>Netherlands
hahaha

Which actually wouldnt be a bad choice

I guess some characters are't social incapable neckbeards like you

then you fire some sick negs at her and establish social value right? sick seduction bro, how many times you get laid on average weekend?

I like how beer tastes

This.
I don't care about taste unless I have money for a microbrew or some fancy cocktail.
All I care is about getting drunk as cheap as possible. No shame in that.

>he's never had a Grolsch
i'm so sorry user

>im a bourbon drinker
>Jack danials
>mixes with coke

This, you'll just get a glass of their cheapest designated piss water

Tip plus being a regular

>He fell for the "no alcohol" meme

Well at least you actually practice your bullshit.

>Billion dollar pisswater
>Good

>think the thumbnail is of a girl in a skirt holding a beer between her knees and pouring it into a glass
>open image
>suddenly impossible to even imagine how I managed to see that


Freud pls help.

What a faggot, I just like the taste of beer because I don't need a constant taste of sweetness like you queerbags.

>image.jpg

>>All those kids ITT who have never been to a bar

>Implying saying "One pint of beer" won't get you their cheapest beer

Dude c'mon.

beer taste sweet to me

I thought someone was pouring it with their butt cheeks when I glanced at it. We're just disgusting morons ruined by this place.