Do I need a doctor? That’s my asshole btw

Do I need a doctor? That’s my asshole btw

yep

Larger than usual hemorrhoid IMO. How long have you had it, both without and with any self medicating?

big ol 'roid.

nothing to worry about really but if it doesn't shrink after trying 'roid cream youll want to see a doctor for relief

I had it for like a day, but it’s been a way smaller dot for a few weeks

had something similar a couple of weeks ago after i had a huge, hard LOG to press out

it's called "anal thrombosis" iirc or similar, pretty much a blood knot(?), should go away after a few days or very few weeks, if it is fresh you can (and should) go to a doc, he can cut it out which is way less of a pain over the long run

cool it(swelling), clean it carefully and try to avoid pressure on it

i didnt because i am a pussy and also waited too long

It's Cancer obviously. Only logical course of action is to cut it off and post here.

Think your diet through, eat cooked veggies, cut back on booze and sugar especially fake sugar, if you’re always having to race to the bathroom to shit or if you’re constipated a lot then you need to change some stuff up... you can’t eat doritos and mt dew forever and have healthy shits and asshole

to add to this, cool it SLOWLY and indirectly.

using an ice pack and cooling it too fast will fuck it up so much worse

If dubs, pop it and post results

Almost got trips but as you can very clearly see cutting it off is the way to go

I used an icecube maybe not the smartest move then.

I even tok morfin pills and soothing cream and I can still feel it pulsing, hurts like a nippletwist. Calling the doctor in the morning then.

Will pop it for dubs

Roll

ROLLIN'

Rolling for shitliner podcast

Rolling to see dat blood flow

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Do it

POP IT

fuckin do it

pop itttttt

good luck

Pop that bubble

Pop oh mighty asshole.

DAMMIT AND AGAIN

do it fag

I believe in you! Do it.

do it faggot

Do it faggot

winrar

dubs-a-comin'

WE DID IT

yasss

ohshitnibba

CHECK'DDDDDDDD

winrar

stop having anal sex

put knife in pooper, show pooper blood

Rolling baby

cut it fag

get a load of this faggot

Roll

I summon the great dubs

Nah you need a good anal fuck so it pops.
Make sure they orgasm in your ass, the more cum the better, it heals it more quickly.

roll

Pop.

Noq!

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2018 checked

our god

what a gay

holy fuck true

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This is going to hurt, proof comming soon

The power of 2018 compells you to pop it

king for a day

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1/?

THE MADMAN

Hell yeah

OP's double dubs will deliver

Rolling for dubs.

Too late, but wp

can you at least clean the knife and the seat youre on...butt crumbs arent cute

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they hatin'

Bring the pain

Poor knife choice..
Good luck

Boom.
Do it.

DO IT

That creaminess though...

>Do I need a doctor?

You need a priest.

just do itttt

Include me in screen cap

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Include me in screen cap !!

mcrib ya ass fam

I can time stamp this for authenticity but would rather not..
>>Be me, 2015
>>Do 8 month deployment
>>second one overall
>>super drunk rn so I could be off. Turned 21 Dec, 23rd, 1996
>>come home
>>take huge nasty shits
>>good enough to brag to my wife
>>have 20yr old wife and 3 kids #ArmyLyfeLOL
>>ass bleeds alot into the toilet bowl
>>don't notice for a bit
>>finally notice
>>freak out
>>go to va ass doctor
>>tumor size of half dollar
>>get removed
>>becomes chrohns disease
>>constant blood shits and fevers
>>diet doesn't help
>>expect to fully develope into colon cancer by age 25
rn

I'm super drunk and washed this shitty year down my liver.

No

Tie bands around it tight and get a towel, get ready for a blood bath!

Me too bois

Include me in the screencap i mean ffs

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well since i'm suffering from the same fucking ailment. I'll let you go first. pop that bitch.

plz respond

But why mcrib?

for teh sauz

god damnit OP

Like the one in OP's butthole?

OP is now probably dead by eternal ass bleeding.
Prey for OP

This. OP get well soon!

Yo if Mike "The Mosquito" sees this in the screen cap, you're a faggot

fuck off faggot

FUCK YOU OP

RIP OP

rollerino

Fucking do it op

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