The specimen on the photo is a dick with a condition called phimosis (i.e. the skin can't retract over the head). Notice the characteristic 'ring' on top, that's the issue, it's not stretchy enough.
I don't care much about it, so never saw a doctor even though I read that a simple circumcision would solve it. I'm not much interested in going through that now, as I'm gay and not too interested in sex. Also, 23 and virgin, haha!
Please AMA!
kill yourself faggot
You can naturally stretch it yourself you degenerate.
Ahh, I think that stretching has its limits and I probably can't do much that way. Either way, I never checked with a doc.
Back at you.
Hahahahaha nice anteater dick faglord
I'm an uncut faggot myself with the string on the back of the head as well. Fremulum or whatever.
You can naturally pull the skin back. You need to do it slowly. Your skin isn't locked there just because of the whole uncut shit. You just gotta be fuckin' careful.
HA! Well I guess I have a new spirit animal. Alright, thanks!
Do you prefer ketchup or mustard?
just do some stretching you lazy faggot.
you have time, so why not tug on your cock instead of posting on Sup Forums.
Can you actually pull it all the way, masturbate by pulling, without any pain, etc? Otherwise, I'd just get it cut and call it a day.
i had this when i was young af, just kept pullin it back bit by bit and eventually it went normal. older now and its absolutely fine, couple stretch marks on foreskin tho, thats it
Don't like either too much, they're both fine.
if you willingly get a circumcision you are a retard
Yes, but I'm 23. I think stretching may be useless at this point, but I don't know. Couldn't care less either way.
Why would you think that?
why would it be useless? it will still work, just take some time
Looks like someone cut out their stomach and tried to make jerky out of it.
>Not too interested in sex
>23 and virgin
I'm actually all those things, how's it hanging fellow soon-to-be wizard?
Because why would you want to mutilate yourself along with desensitising your penis
Well that. I don't think stretching it will actually work, make it stretchy. Probably might take a lot of time, too.
well i can tell you first hand it works haha, it will take a bit, just do a bit every day, it will benefit in the long run
>does not desensitize
>would be hard for it to look worse than this
Hey, I'm just busy with other stuff in life, doing lots of science. Add the gay thing and you get the picture.
I had the same but with a gf sex hurt like hell. went to see a doc free in the netherlands by the way. And made the choice to have it cut but ask 4 a loose cut. desentizising is true btw but not as much as these faggots tell you. and in terms of pleasure 10 to 9 is beter then -20. get it checked out and ask if stretching is an option if not pick a loose cut no biggie
>Does desensitize
>if you think it doesn't, you're in denial cause your parents mutilated you at birth
Okay, I'll keep in mind what you said, I know there are some ointments for stretching, etc. Thanks! I'll consult a doctor before anything, but who knows when lol
good luck mate.
Lol. Says the dude with a useless lumpy dried out summer sausage for a dick. Top kek.
You're the guy that knows his stuff, thank you! Also, Croatian here, so free healthcare, too.
the fuck you on about lol, salty cause you didnt get a choice, its ok dude, your parents are dicks
In a way, many of you guys are more upset about my dick than I am. Which is nice.
Not salty at all OP. My dick actually works as intended and I can actually show it to someone other than the autists here on Sup Forums without shame. But you go ahead and defend your useless U shaped, stuck in a gunny sack manhood, OP. I won't tell anyone you cry yourself to sleep.
Dude, OP here, I didn't write that.
Is this another faggot dick rate thread?
just insulted op for no reason kek. post a pic of it with a timestamp if you're so proud
I didn't want it to be and it doesn't look that way, does it?
I don't feel insulted, he can write whatever he wants. I just don't like when people don't think.
Who knows, you fags are all fucked in the head
Well as fucked as a math student can be, I guess.
Easy to insult someone when you have the advantage of seeing that they have while keeping yours in ur pants
Faggot
Also, you must have had a real good look at his cock to come up with them insults
Faggot x 2
Ha! OP here, give the guy a break... From my experience, people like him can go very low.
He was too harsh for no reason, fuck him.
The fact that you say that shit while being educated is worse than being a moron saying it. trust me i know, enough people like you at my uni anyway
Just go to a doctor. You will thank yourself later on. You don't want to know what is incubating under that skin.
looots of smegma
Stretch it very slow and carefully. I had the same problem.
OMG, what are you blathering about? I just said I didn't want this to be a dick rate thread, follow the backlinks. Are you for real? You're making a lot of mistakes, pal.
At what age and how does it work now?
Yeah, this is a my only concern. Probably nothing.
OP. In europe cirumsion is done only when there is a medical condition really demanding it. so 99% of europeans are not cirmunced.
My foreskin was tight too at younger age, like most people have when puberty kicks in and the dick grows faster than the foreskin.
all you need to do is buy lotion and masturbate gently with it and it will stretch.
I can't believe I am actually writing tips to jack off. I reply in Sup Forums once a year and your dick made my 2018.
good luck with your stretching. Just ditch the retarded american circumsion tradition and just buy some cream and find a good porn site and you're done with it in a week.
Hmm, almost sounds too good to be true. Thanks very much for the response! And don't worry about porn sites.
okay lets be real.
what the hell do you lose if you do it?
put lotion on your hand, masturbate, make sure it covers the part of foreskin that feels most stretching.
you probs masturbate 3-5 times a day anyway just like me so what could possibly be the downside?
Agreed, no downsides, I knew you could be irritated by my indifferent response, sorry. I just don't care that much to run naked to my local pharmacy rn :)
not irritated, just unsure if you are too deep down yankee to think circumsion is normal and without it you are destined to have too tight foreskin.
some americans seem to really think that a dick doesnt function properly with foreskin and that it is a "glitch" in humans evolution.
Ah no not a Yankee lol. I guess I could've done a better job of researching my condition. Thanks a lot, your response is appreciated.
Get laid already you worthless fuck, fags are scum and love all kinds of cock, especially if you got some rocotta chesse inside the crooked cow utter.
Why would I, it's very hard to meet other gay people in a small city. Thanks for your modest contribution to that, I hope you're proud of yourself and feel like you you're doing any help for the society. Now, if you excuse me, I have some topology to study.