What was he doing up there?

What was he doing up there?

Peeing

Wishing he had that tapped that Misty tail when he had the chance

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>Finally get away from shitty Kanto
>Especially that fuckhead Blue
>Summit this VERY treacherous VERY cold mountain
>FINALLY able to wank in peace
>This fucking capris wearing asshat interrupts you to battle
Being Red is suffering

Platinum is still the best pokemon game

But Mount Silver was in Kanto????

Probably about to go kill himself.

pounding off

>But Mount Silver was in Kanto????

Autism: The post

Except if you check the map, you'll see that it can only be accessed when you're on the kanto side, not the johto side.

Small team of buddies from a stuggling videogame company coming up with a creative bunch of monsters inspired by kaiju fiction, bug catching and japanese lore

VS

Huge team of hired designers from a multi billion dollar company churning out designs with no artistic integrity to pander to a target demographic every other year and piling them on top of what's been laid out before to maximize the profits and keep their bank accounts expanding

He was in isolation. He had no father, and a mother that emotionally neglected him. But he had a gift and a great heart which allowed him to become the pokemon league champion. In the process he destroyed the dreams of an orphan who was only lashing out at a cruel and unfair world. Reds love for pokemon made him a destroyer and ultimately he had no connection with people, only his pokemon, that's why he was on the mount

Silver best game.
As far as why he was up there:
A galaxy far away is actually hell

In the process of making his own gym

Your wording makes it seem like you think the Gen 1 Pokemon have better designs than the Sun/Moon Pokemon but that's not true so I'm confused.

>this post again
Pokemon company is like 50 people.

he was on his phone browsing the wrong board

ha

Gen 1 designs are absolutely better than sun/moon pokemon, and I was actually excited for sun/moon

there's a fucking toucan in it. I had high hopes for pikipek

JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP PHAM

the problem isnt the toucan

It looks like they made a mistake at number 4 and just had to keep rolling with it to make it look better.

>that sexy femlizard

gamefreak isnt even being subtle this time

oh my god, does that diglett admit the original is a racist caricature?
why is there some kind of gundam?
why is garfield purple?
what is going on with that red dog thing in the corner? It looks like a draft
is that a stripper flower?
Is that a sexy clown seal?
i don't understand the pink bear

Fucking Tucan Sam is a Pokemon now?

3 is the sexiest up until 8

pokemon died after johto

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What did I mean by this?

>hairy dugtrio

>Donald Trump

>trump Pokemon

Is this shit real?

B R E E D

>the lore says that the mongoose was introduced in the region to get rid of the rattata population

>rattata new form looks like a mexican

Ted Cruz is known as El Rato

Gen rankings
IV>II>III>I>V>VI

>that meowth evolve

Also why did they make Golem into an orthodox russian? Is it some kind of Golem of Prague joke, or is my mind just connecting unexisting dots?

kek, can't wait for the rage when this is released.

A FUCKING SANDCASTLE

Pokemon designs are more inspired now than they've ever been since Gen I.

>mfw my heartgold game is a fake

I guess omega ruby is cool tho

if by inspired you mean pokephile bait

I like half of these

Isn't that the one that's a ghost-thing, either killing things or being the spirit of a dead child or some shit? So it's not just a sandcastle, it's an edgy/spooky sandcastle. I don't keep up with Pokémon but seem to remember reading that somewhere.

But it only shows up on the map of Johto. How it's accessed doesn't matter.

One of these isn't even a Pokemon.

The sandcastle, the lei, and the ghost anchor are all legitimately good designs.

Hello, im a pokemon

>'member gen 1 pokemon?

I have to say though, that cat pokemon looks like a furry fantasy

It's a dead spirit that possesses humans to control them to make a sand castle for it to inhabit. It then dwells in the sand castle while it waits for unsuspecting prey to come along, which it then attacks and consumes the life force of. The dead prey then becomes another spirit and repeats the cycle.

and the mermaid is pure waifufaggotry

>a sandcastle
>dugtrio with hair
>persian with meawth head
>golem with beard
>trump hampster
>a digimon
cmon

Nigga that's a seal. It even has circus colours.

if you dont see the mermaid inspiration you should probably kys

>Nigga Luchalitten is a cat, not a wrestler
this is how you sound

> Huge team of hired designers from a multi billion dollar company churning out designs with no artistic integrity to pander to a target demographic every other year and piling them on top of what's been laid out before to maximize the profits and keep their bank accounts expanding

You're talking about AAA studios like Naughty Dog. The japanese industry is stuck in the 90's and that's their main problem.

I legitimately thought this was from Pokemon sage for a minute.

fuck that's nostalgic

if you feel nostalgia for heargold and soulsilver you're surely not old enough to post here

You can have nostalgia for yesterday, there's no cutoff.

>All those anime episodes
>Still gets cucked into 4th place

He's facing the edge of the cliff, OP.

Suicide is the only option.