Be me

>be me
>beta
>2 chads walk up to me
>chad 1 says "got a girlfriend yet, loser"
>flashback triggers
>remember all the bullying by these chads all my life
>suddenly become alpha
>be a fan of dbz at the time
>start screaming in charge stance from dbz
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.mp4
>chad 2: "what the fuck is this rebo doing"
>go into ssj
>"its time to rid the earth of evil doers like you"
>both chads laugh
>crowd starts to gather, mostly of chads and thots
>chad 1: "ok time to kick your fucking ass bro"
>"bring it on!"
>chad charges me

how will the battle between chad 1 and user play out? find out next time on Sup Forums Ball B

cont?

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Do you even have to ask, ofc fucking cont

Bump

No it's shit.

I guess this will have to suffice since super didn't have an episode this week

Chads charge and beat the shit out your gay ass like the Krillin faglord you always been. You die. No dragon balls. End.

me likey

Type faster nigga

I'll finish this green text quickly by saying the Chad go into their golden forms and obliterate user.

last time on Sup Forums Ball B
the epic battle between chad 1 and user starts, how will this battle play out? find out now

>chad pushes me into locker
>ohshit.mp3
>punches me in the face 3 times
>already on the ground
>can't get up
chad 1: "yeah stay down loser"
>everyone laughs
>notice my only friend in the crowd
>he's laughing
>broanon has betrayed me
>and i have lost the battle
next day
>everyone knows
>im a laughing stock
>dont care im the alpha underdog
>decide to conrfront friend
>broanon: "what it was funny"
>"you have betrayed my trust! i don't play with liars"
>broanon: "quit with your gay dbz shit bro"
>slap him like a bitch
>broanon: "watch it faggot"
"your with the chads..."
>he pushes me back
>broanon: "now fuck off"
>"I will not let you live with the injustice you're going to do to the innocent people of this school!"
>broanon: "fine be a faggot"
>he squares up
>get in stance
>"come at me"

the battle of chad 1 and user concludes but a new fight is brewing with user and his only friend anonbro after his betrayal what will happen during this epic fight of lost friendship find out next time on Sup Forums ball b

cont?

Bumping for this industrial grade autism

No.

trips says you take this cringe and fuck off.

Yes please

Yes

Aim for balls and knees. It's what I do. I was bullied for being a Jew in Kansas. Got beat up a lot. One thing I learned is that if you stomp on someone's knee they'll fall back. Knee right above the balls and you can break the pelvis. Put a guy in the hospital and people will leave you alone. Also buy a gun because after you beat them up they can get drunk and decide to try again. You won't have to use it. Just visibly carry it on your property. They'll assume you always have it.

last time on Sup Forums ball b user was defeated as he found out his only friend betrayed him and joined the chad race, a battle between lost friends is starting

>anonbro takes a swing but i quickly doge and hit him in the side
>anonbro: "what the fuck was that, your seriously week man"
>hes talking like a chad now
>i won't let him be taken over by the chads...
>even if i have to hurt him
>hit him in the jaw he steps back
>anonbro: "know you did it"
>he lounges forward and hits me in the nose
>punches not as strong as chads but still hurts like fuck
>don't know if i can win in base form
>hit him in the stomach
>he says ow
>i'm starting to over power him
>im going to save him from the chads
>can see rage in his eyes
>oh no...
>he went kioken

the battle rages on but who will win? the underdog user or the now evil anonbro find out next time

whoops forgot

cont?

Do it

Screencap this shit

This is literally retarded

cont..

>he slips on a banana peal and falls on my dick
>I get aroused and cum
> my cum land in your mouth
>now ur a phaggot for reading this
>ur whole family is phaggots
>shit skin degenerate
>face looks like Indian vagene if hulk had raped it
>tires go to sperm bank, they give you money just to leave and never return

Nice

btw i dont proof read and im a bad typer so expect typos
also fuck off fag last time on Sup Forums ball b the epic fight between user and evil anonbro has started, but now its about to end

>all beta comes back to me
>hes pissed (kioken)
>he rushes at me and punches me in the face
>he runs fast, is in track, no dogging this shit
>dazed from the powerful kioken attack when
>the galactic police force step in (teachers)
>oh shit
>in office for hours
>it is finally decided that i started it
>i'm suspend
>mfw i lost another battle
>but you gotta lose a battle to win the war
>i plan to go to his house and fight in his backyard
>get ready evil anonbro i will save you from the chads

user has lost a battle but not the war will he redeem him self and save anonbro from the chads? find out next time

shit forgot again

cont?

Sry for spelling I am new to interwebs

the war continues and it's been a week sice user lost a battle but will user be able to do anything in regard to user bro?

>be me week later
>the underdog user
>middle school
>peeing
>figure out i can pee on the side of the toilet bowl to clean shit off of it
>create a scoring system based on how many pieces fall into the toilet water
>start eating chili peppers to cause my shit to be more spray-ey
>gets to the point that i hold in pee all day so i can come home and score points
>pretty much the only way i coped with being raped by my father whilst facedown over the toilet seat

turns out I'm a fheggot and u are now too sexie anime yes nigger

not op fuck off die this is my story

You don't have to lose

before I continue with the story here is quick story about the girl who will be relevant later

>few days before all this chad shitstorm started
>new girl comes to school and joins marching band
>I was a percussionist in the band and a football player. Fairly normie but secret weebo autist.
>been single for a while cuz I thought I was a player. Never went further than third base before hand.
>be on band bus headed home from competition, (rocked the comp, first place perc)
>had been sitting with another sperg until he fucked off to rub yugioh cards on his dick or something idk
>new girl whom I barely knew decides to sit with me
>she’s my age, cute with some slight chub and big ass titties
>”can I sit with you user?”
>”sure T, faganon bounced so it’s empty”
>she sits with me, her long red hair smelled so good.
>do a lot of talking about mutual interests, she’s a bigger weeb than me and is really into hair metal for some reason idk (still is too)
>”you know user, I’ve crushes on you since I got here. You seem really cool. FemanonA said I should take the opportunity to sit with you, so I did.”
>this girl had barely registered on my radar, at least not beyond my horny ass 15 yo mind.
>”me too, you caught my eye when I first saw you.” Tbf she had a fat ass and big tits so I wasn’t lying lol
>we end up making out a bit like kids will do
>somewhere during the make out session she grabs my hand and puts it on her belly.
>it’s surprisingly flat, but soft and warm. I had imagined it to be fat lol
>I softly and lightly touch her all over her belly and move my hand to her tits.
>she whispers to me, “it clasps in the front...”
>I’ve unclasped many a bra by then (3 fuck you) and thought I was a master of them by all rights.
>to make it easier, she now has her back to me laying in my lap/chest, still making out. She starts sucking my neck

>I’m fairly well built even now that I’m 30, but back then I was leaner with more definition and she can’t help but touch my chest.
>I finally get the bra undone and her tits immediately fall out.
>exactly as I imagined, soft with medium to larger nipples... tits for days. They’re amazing. Never felt tits this size before and I’m diamonds
>I playing with her nipple with my index and thumb and she moans quietly
We had a blanket over us for those wondering.
>she definitely feels my raging 15yo boner against her back. I’m not massive, but above average even at this age so it’s obvious under my basketball shorts
>”user, I can feel you, it’s making me wet.”
>I hadn’t heard that phrase before, and I kinda thought she had to pee haha
>she moved a bit and so did I.
>I knew what she was trying to do and I helped every bit of the way
>she moved to where she was face to face with the tip of my dick and kissed it above my shorts.
>I immediately whipped it out and she started sucking my dick
>I’ve never cummed from a bj in my life and tonight was no exception, but it was fucking amazing.
>I couldn’t believe over the span of this 6 hour bus ride I’ve gotten to know her and now she’s sucking my dick. Amazing.
>I still have my hands on her tits but I want more. I start to ease my hands down to her jeans and start pulling on her button.
>kinda my way of asking for permission I guess
>she doesn’t respond to it at all as she’s fairly immersed in what she’s doing, and she’s definitely done this before.
>eventually she does stop because her jaw was getting sore, not the last to say that either ha
>I put my dick away and she moved so that her tits are facing the ceiling
>much easier access for me.
>I started moving my hand under her pants again and pulling at her button, she quietly responds by unbuttoning them for me

>She was wearing some kind of thong or something, not entirely sure what it was but it felt unadorned. But wet af.
>I wasn’t massively experienced here so I had to make the most of this
>I put my hand under her panties and felt her pubic hair, unshaven but trim. Sorta like a wide landing strip I suppose.
>The pelt of what I later found out was Also light Red was damp af
>I moved a finger onto her slit and pushed into her trying to find her opening
>I had only done this one other time and kinda needed some help
>I whispered into her ear “guide me”
>she looks at me with these adorable fuck my eyes glimmering in the moonlight, that I still can’t get out of head to this day and takes my hand.
>she guides me to her clit and shows me what motions she likes the most
>after doing what she wants for a bit, I notice she’s squeezing her tits and biting my letterman jacket to stay quiet. Before she whispers “lower”
>I move my finger to he lower part of her pussy and she guides my finger in.

>it’s warm and slimy, tight and amazing.
>she knew exactly what she wanted and helped me help her get it.
>she had cummed once already and was nearing a second time when we were interrupted by my upperclassmen, lead snare and role model. He pokes his head over the seat behind me and says “keep it quiet man.” Drops a condom in on top of us.
>she clammed up immediately and looked embarrassed af
>leadsnarebro says “don’t worry, everyone’s asleep anyway.” I hear him laugh with his guard gf for a moment and he sat back down.
>she looks at me with quizzical eyes, but without saying a word or missing a beat I pull my shorts down
>guess I gave her my answer, I’m finally gonna get laid
>I realize I’ve never put a condom on before, nor had I ever seen one put on before either.
>T knows how they go on tho and does it for me.
>she already had her jeans to her knees and had her soft fat ass dripping with pussyliqor above my dick. She slowly dropped it down and my dick entered her tight pussy with a bit of effort and wiggling.
>she didn’t really bounce much because we didn’t want to wake anyone up, but she moved and moved well. I had never been brought to climax by another person before that night.
>I could hear the soft moans of the guard girl behind me, mixing with the quiet noises T was making as she moved on my dick
>it was more than a 15 year old me could take, and after a solid 15 minutes or so of this I came and came hard.
>I heard T say out loud “Jesus!”
>snarebro behind me started laughing again.

liar can you fuck off this is my story (op here, do you guys want a cont?)

no this is better

...

jesus, i just read this story in the virginity thread
are you the same faggot or just copypasting?

tl:dr

he is just a faggot copy paster

(op here do you guys want a cont? i guess the fuck off spray was a knock off brand cause it didn't work)

yes

ok i'm writting it up now

(op here just wanted to inform i'm jackie chan's pipi irl, yes I'm an inteligent small asian penis posting on 4chens)
>pic related it's me when I'm horny

...

I'd fuck that
also op is a phegit

one is eough

the battle was lost but the war isn't over what will happen when user confronts evil anonbro to save him from the chads? find out now on Sup Forums ball b

>2 days later
>after being suspend a lost a little alpha so i waited 2 days
>work up the courage and go to his house
>he opens the door and says "what the fuck do you want weeb"
>"listen im trying to save you from the chads. you have one last chance to stop being a chad before i do it by force"
>anonbro: "try fag"
>"backyard... now"
>we walk into the backyard
>instantly he runs at me and punches me in the face
>ohshit.jpg
>see he is already in kioken
>i cant lose...
>AHHHHHHHHHH.mp3
>he gives me the maddest stare ive ever gotten
>go ssj
>its on
>rush at him try to hit him 6 times he doges all of them then knees me in my stomach
>pain.ow
>i won't lose again...
>hit him the face
>he steps back holding his face
>see ball on the ground
>pick it up
>"KIIIIIIIIII-BLASSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!"
>chuck ball at him

how will the battle play out after user throws a powerful ki blast find out next on Sup Forums ball b

cont?

japuk

fgt

you the fgt
btw do you want me to cont
(op)

no

...

Yes! I wanna read the whole thing, fgt!!!

...

last time user's and broanon's rematch continued, almost right of the bat anonbro went kioken witch made user go ssj how will the final battle unfold? can user save evil anonbro from the chads grip? find out now on the season finale of Sup Forums ball b

>hits him right in the eye
>it gets all red instantly
>he gets even more pissed and goes kioken x20
>whatisthisfoolery.png
>idk how he is not blinded from pain
>he runs at me and punches me in the eye
>so much pain i start crying
>anonbro: "see your nothing but a faggot weeb who thinks hes all that but can't save anyone"
>ssj2 unlocked
>transform
>run it him
>throw what must have been 100s of super sloopy punches b\c i was blind from pain
>he doges all of them
>go for final attack
>channel all my ki
>super ball kick activate!
>get him the balls full force
>lets out an huge scream
>he starts crying
>"now will you stop being evil and start the path for redemption?"
>he is choking back tears "yes just go the fuck away!!!!"
>i have regained my honour
>and saved a friend from the chads
>know i'm coming after the army of chads

to be continued...

(season 2 already in production)

continue

thats all of season 1

Post more niggz

>pussyliqor
I have never heard/read this word before and I will probably think of it as something I made up in time. No regrets. Thank you user.

Alos kindred bro I am 27. I have neve been able to cum from getting a bj either. And also love the moving thing where they dont bounce. This is why I come to Sup Forums.

>Sloppy
>My Goku Cries

user, I like your atory

thanks

also should i do a season 2?
(op)

Moar

Yes

will do caption
(op)

>57 posts
>15 posters

callled a long greentext my dude

Same

Where is season two?!

Bumping for season 2

last season on Sup Forums ball b
the chads attacked user and a fight started but ended with user losing. after that user found out his only friend user bro betrayed him and joined the chads. a fight of lost friends broke out and also ending with user losing and him getting suspended from school. user met anonbro in his back yard for the final battle and at long last user got his first victory and anonbro left the chad army, now user is going after the chad army, how will this play out? find out now on season 2 of Sup Forums ball b

>know that me and anonbro can't beat all the chads alone
>have to make people join our army
>everyday for awhile i see chads bullying innocents and we try to get them to join the rebellion but its no dice they are too scared
>we are at a loss
>untill...
>2 of the victims of chads bullying walks up to us
>they are in the anime fan club
>wherehaveyoubeen.mp3
>they have came to our rescue
>weeb1 and weeb2 starts getting their people ready

the war of all ages is about to go down... next time on Sup Forums ball b

shit fuck

cont?

Go on

Bamp

Bingo bampo

this is some good ol' autismo all right

last time on Sup Forums ball b
user and anonbro get ready to face the chads but can't do it alone. they are at a loss untill weeb1 and weeb2 of the anime fan club race comes and says they will help the training for the battle starts now!

>weeb1 and weeb2 say their people will help beat up the chads
>me and anonbro think we have chance
>i start lifting weights
>training for the big fight
>train my kamehamehas and my own creation super ball kick
>after weeks i think we are ready
>going to go ask anonbro if he thinks we can rage war on the chads tommorow
>chad1 intercepts me
>the 2 strongest warriors of the land have come face to face
>but what does he want?
>chad1: "i heard your planning to try to kick me and my friends asses?"
>oh no
>some one snitched
>lightbulb
>its just me and him right now
>I can take him out
>"yeah what are you gonna do about it?"
>he just smiles
>pushes me full force into locker
>wasn'tprepared.png
>i have to try to beat him
>its time

someone of the anime fan club race betrayed the reticence and now the chads know of the plan to beat them up . the long awaited rematch of chad1 and user begins next

cont?

Why do I crave moar

last time on Sup Forums ball b
the war is about to start after rigorous training but right as user is about to give the declaration of war to his people chad1 steps in, one of the weeb race snitched. the rematch of a century begins now

>"hpmh i've gotten a lot stronger you know"
>chad1: "cut the shit"
>he tries to punch me but doge it and he hits his hand on locker, but it doesn't seem to phase him
>i learned some dogging moves from anonbro
>kick him in the back
>that barely phases him either
>he elbows me in the face
>busts my lip
>ohgodthepain.mp4
>he nails me in the stomach 3 times
>i drop to my knees
>chad1: "your nothing but a no life faggot"
>go ssj2
>do my ultimate move that can only be done in the most dire circumstances
>channel my ki
>"SUUUUUUPERRR BAAAAAALLLL KIIIIICKK!!!!!!!"
>kick him in the nuts
>now he drops to his knees
>he is holding back tears
>"i will spare you for now, this is a deceleration of war, train and get stronger and then we can have the true final battle"
>run off mostly because scared teachers will see and i will get suspended again
>I really wanted to wail on him and bruise him up
>decide to give him 3 days
>tell z warriors
>they agree

the true final battle is about to begin next on Sup Forums ball b

cont?

Continue, you filthy cunt!!!!

last time on Sup Forums ball b a fight broke out between user and chad1 and user was losing but user went ssj2 and used his ultimate move super ball kick, he decided to spare him and give him 3 days to train for the final battle

>i still train everyday
>Practice dogging with anonbro
>work on ki blast
>make a contraption on arm that when i press a button blue balls will shoot out of it
>the 3rd day mark has arrived and everyone has gathered
>tbh im surprised they didn't try to fight us before
>we see all the chads
>its time
>"ATTACK Z WARRIORS"
>We fly into battle
>"I will take out chad1, anonbro you will take out chad2 everyone else take out his goons!"
>run up to chad1
>shoot 3 ki blasts at him (i have 7)
>chad1: "ow what the fuck"
>hit him in the stomach 5 times
>it doesn't phase him
>forgot his base form has 5 billion power level
>have to kick it up a notch
>AHHHHHHHHH-
>get punched to the ground by chad1
>the bitch got me off guard
>face hurts like hell
>look around
>we are losing
>notonmywatch.mp5
>"YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISDEEDS"
>go ssj
>the true battle has begun

the final battle continues next time on Sup Forums ball b!

cont?

You better fucking continue!

Finish this fucking story. Everything about this retarded shit down to the spelling and incorrect words has been some genuinely solid shitposting I've got to admit. I've really enjoyed it but I need to go to bed for work and I can't sleep before knowing the end. Also if any part of this is true, despite your aspergers, you're pretty badass if you faced that many ass whoopings I respect that

DON'T LEAVE US ON A CLIFFHANGER

Finish it for God's sake. If someone walks the dinosaur so help me I will post logs every single day to punish you

last time the final battle begun, user sees they are losing and goes ssj to try to turn the tides. can he? find out now

>get up
>chad1 tries to punch me over and over
>remember training with anonbro
>doge all his punches
>chad1: "YOU PUSSY FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN"
>he gets sloppy and i can get many opening now
>kick him in the stomach
>knock the breath out of him
>hit him with a ki ball to the face
>punch him to the ground
>"its over, call off the chads and stop bullying"
>chad1 is not saying anything
>see him tear up
>try to help him up
>i was becoming the monster i hated the-
>he punches me back and leaves a bruise on my face while im trying to help him up
>while dazed i see all the z warriors getting the shit beat out of them
>I can't let everyone down
>go ssj2

the ending of the battle is coming near but who will win? the z warriors or the chads? find out next time on Sup Forums ball b

cont?

(next will be the final part of season 2)

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS Sup Forums, CONTINUE THIS

Fuck you I'm going to bed. Long live the chads

FUCK! Continue! HURRY!

the ending of the z-warriors and chads is here, who will win?

>hit him in the jaw twice and then knee him in the stomach
>unload all the rest of my ki blasts into his face
>glance around, my people are still getting fucked up
>come on z warriors hold them off
>he hits me in the stomach
>my breath is gone
>knees me in the face
>bloody nose
>go ssj2 kioken x20
>hit him with a combo of punches
>channel my ki for the final blow
>you know whats coming
>"SUPER BALL KICK"
>right to his nuts
>hes done
>"Now..."
>"y-y-yes stop guys"
>everyone stops
>the day goes on
>rest of year no bullying
>me in the z warriors did it...

end

here you go the final part dunno if you awake

Finally

Bless you precious little aspy. You stood up to those fucks, well I mean no you didnt, you typed out a fake internet story but it was funny and original. Goodnight sweet prince

jesus christ this is fucking horrible. why aren't there any good greentexts anymore?

bump

youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0

absolute madman
chads finally completely BTFO.