Secrets thread

Secrets thread

Every month or so, I get a handjob at a massage parlor near me. The woman is like 50 years old and Chinese and I know she's here against her will. And I'm married. Feels so bad afterwards but I can't stop.

I have paranoid schizophrenia but I take medication, work my day job and survive, no, thrive. (sort of)

i have had intense deja vu for 2 years.

How much does it cost?

I am McLovin

what is your delusion? how satisfied are you with life?

60 for an hour long massage with the handjob at the end. Then I tip 40 but she's been letting me finger her lately so I've been giving her more.

You were great in Role Models

How did you go about finding her in the first place?

I want to try being pegged

I've had a number of delusions. Generally Persecutory, I often believe friends, family, coworkers are out to drug/poison me. I also believe I am being spied on as part of a conspiracy to arrest and try me for crimes I didn't commit.
I hear voices of people I know talking shit about me.
I wish I talked to or for G-d or had the spiritual power delusions but maybe someday. lol

Craigslist, look under therapeutic services. If you live anywhere near a somewhat major city, there's probably one in your area.

I'm in my final semester of college. I picked a garbage tier degree, made zero friends and zero connections, and I'm probably going to end with a below average GPA. I think about killing myself pretty much every day and the only reason I haven't is because it would ruin my mom's life.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Thanks. Is there a general protocol for discreetly requesting a handjob, or does it vary from place to place?

what the fuck who in their right mind fingers a hooker? worried about her pleasure are you? total fag
also end your marriage before children come along

Very satisfied for someone with my illness I am 'successful' because it onset after I had completed several degrees and had secured 'good' employment so I'm protected from the realities of being crazy economically mostly (so far). I am also married etc so that makes me very high functioning.

what degree?

If it's an Asian place, odds are very good that you'll get off. They'll ask if you've been there before, say yes. Personally, I like the thrill of going to a new place and not knowing for sure if something is going to happen. Makes it so much more exciting.

>tfw you get fongered and get fungus infection

Go die in a hole, you diarhea spewing faggot.

holy shit please tell us more

I want asian mommies to jerk me off too, I'm fucking jelly

Schizophrenic b/ro here. You can make anything of yourself and even with a shitty degree. Suicide isn't the answer. Life is about small victories.

I play dumb after hearing people talking about me behind my back. I let them think I don't know, and it's fun to watch people act like they are decent people when you've heard the shit they can talk.

No one has a warm heart unless it is self concerned.

Rape everything and give nothing

I've raped and slaughtered two people, and am hunting a third. I've never felt more alive in my life.

I'm absolutely obsessed with downblouse hunting when I'm in public.
At every opportunity I'm glancing at girls tops to see if they are wearing an oversized bra and also to see if I can get into a good position to look down their top into their bra.
It's draining because I'm looking at all times in the mall and super markets.
Sometimes I spend my whole lunch break at work walking around the mall looking for oversized bras and trying to see nipples.
My absolute favourite type are the padded bras that teens wear, and they don't realise the bra gap it creates where you can see their nipples from the right angle

I've started working out real late at night because I don't want my family to know I want to get fit. They're all fat fucks and will actually kinda judge me if they knew how much it means to me

Good on you user, keep it up!

I accidentally swapped credentials of 2 agencies i work with, one of them being our biggest client.
I put everything on the new guy, blamed him for everything which got him fired (even if everything is being tracked, i was using his computer since he was still on training and i was helping him)
I got him fired and HR is thinking about pressing charges

Good for you. Your family are fucking losers. Be prepared for the crabs to try and drag you back into the bucket once they notice results.

sucked off my best mate last night. i have a gf, he has a gf (who is my best friend too). it was at a third friends house whilst he slept. it all began when he was massaging me, he pushed his cock against my ass through clothes and i pushed back. later we sat all 3 on the sofa under a duvet watching a film. I put my hand next to his leg, i felt him encouraging me.

>both our hearts were racing so hard

he encouraged me, i could feel his hand pulling mine in.
I grabbed his dick

>so huge, it's long been known that his nob is legendary but to actually grab it..

fair amount of this under the covers, hiding from the other friend in the room. bed time after film, i stay downstairs for sleeps.

snapchat my friend confirming we don't say anything to his gf (a best friend of mine)

>"want me to come down and we can talk about it?"

i googled how to suck dick. i knew what i wanted.
he came down, we spoke about it a bit, he mentioned how a few weeks back when i'd said i wouldn't mind sucking a dick he was intrigued.

>put my mouth to his throbbing bell end and let myself enjoy it
>couldn't get more than about 70% of it in my mouth
>had to suck it from straight on for the girth to fit between my teeth
>he grabbed my head and started fucking it
>not too rough, just vigorously, like he could tell how much i could handle and wanted us both to enjoy it
>he told me when my sucking his bell end inbetween deep throat efforts was too sensitive so i started bobbing my head and using both hands, one on his balls and one to wank his giant shaft
>he liked that a lot
>i liked it a lot
> i sped up, sucking as deep down as i could go and bringing it back to the top, all as quickly as possible
> i could feel him liking it, his dick was getting sloppy in my mouth but i couldn't really taste anything
>he was getting close to climaxing
>his hips started convulsing and he involuntarily thrust down my throat and back out

i have a 'gf' that i can't get hard for for whatever reason.. i enjoy spending time with her and she has all the important attributes of a technically good gf, but we really just don't have much chemistry sexually.. it makes me feel horrible, but we have never had sex or done anything like that..

anyways i have started talking to other girls.. i tried to have the talk with her, but she said she wanted to just keep trying.

I've looked down so many shirts and never once seen nipples. Only when a girl isn't wearing a bra.

I have over 3 millions in bitcoins stored in my computer
Everyone thinks im poor, including my gf and family
Every once in a while i spend it on hookers and doing risky shit (fly a helicopter, bungee jumping, skydiving, etc), since i dont do drugs this is the closest thing to getting high i know.

>giving a bj for the first time
>the guy cums
how to know it's a lie

oh they've started pretty much already. Since home from uni for break, they've been giving me large portions and semi-regularly taking me out to food places where I can't really avoid eating like shit but I try to. Been skipping lunches and fasting with late evening HIIT to keep my bf down

I like to cum in food and feed it to female friends

dubs for jail for you!

You aren't looking out for the right top and bra combo then.
They need a low cut top and an oversized bra that gaps from their chest.

i'll take that as a compliment, tbf was mostly me jacking it that made him cum, it was getting tiring bobbing with my mouth so i just kept afew inches in my mouth and wanked him into me

i stole 800k in bitcoin from someone i know
they're so pissed off but they dont know its me

i feel like a good 80% of the BJs that i recieve are just bad and i can't stay hard/cum from them.. and these are girls that "like giving head," not some random dude. so yes, it's a compliment

My closest friends sister is hitting on me, Don't know if to hit or nah

I have called in sick to work for the last three days but I am not physically ill.
Mentally though, I feel like I am drowning. This happens to me a few times a year, the depression just gets so bad that I can barely function.
I am hungry, but it's too much work to get up and make food. I haven't showered. Got a piss jug next to my bed. I only get out of bed to get more water or to take a shit.
In a day or two I'll go back to being a normal function member of society. Just not right now.

to be fair to the girls they don't have their own dick to play with, it's only because i know how it feels when i'm getting close to cumming and just need that little sustained burst of speed for ten seconds or so. Plus i made a few mistakes, i was sucking his tip a bit and he had to tell me to move on cuz it was too sensitive

You need to get better at looking son

either way, it's still a job well done.

Repost from last night. Seriously Sup Forumsro, no one fucking cares. Just off yourself and save your college the trouble of handing you your degree.

My gf has a lot of guy friends, and is always giving them hugs/getting lunch with them. Also is on birth control, but always wants to fuck with a condom on "to be safe". Not sure if cheatin or not

Greentext or fake

Reach out for support there are lots of us who'd like to help you.

I like to shove many things up my ass such as hammers, screwdrivers, coke cans. as i type this there is a deodorant can in my ass.

I was relating so much until the rape part, so dumb

Married and I am addicted to strippers.

Paying 100$ for a gook handjob

when i was 12 my parents had roomates with a 9 year old daughter and well you can probably piece it together from there

I have a fantasy of murdering everyone on the planet, or maybe every male

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MODS

I had a freakout after an acid trip during college and during my administrative hearing the guy convinced me to rat one of my friends out for selling. He got expelled and it's destroyed me.

Your family is trying to help you make gains you ungrateful niggerfaggot.

I legitimately believe that blacks are the supreme race
>Horse Dicks
>Unparalleled Masculinity
>Unparalleled Intellect
White boys never stood a fucking chance. Honestly.

>blacks
>smart
>masculine
lol ok
>longest dick in the world record is held by a whiteguy

WTF MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too so bad.. so you ever tried anything close to pegging before?

reddit is better

Yes but you'll have to green text so I can masturbate.

1 child and another on the way, que Sera sera

Idk how to say it. I just feel like ive fucked everything up this girl that I am love with.

We dated for 10 months. I told her I loved her and she said it back. We got a long great. Few fights here but nothing major. But we slowly went our separate ways. Ive seen her a few times over the past few months. Nothing has come of it.

She hit me up this past Friday for the first time in a few months. but I was out of town. I hit her up NYE but we never met up.

Why do I feel like such a fucking loser?

Ive lost 30 pounds. Hit the gym hard. Talked to other girls. But I just feel like I fucked everything up. We had a good thing going.

Was there a trigger event?

I'm getting pegged for the first time this week. Found a kinky girl on tinder. She let me fuck her in the ass on the second date.

The idea of two people switching bodies really turns me on. Wish I had a more mainstream fetish.

You went with craigslist for a handjob from a 50 year old woman who you've now started fingering, and you pay $100 for it?

GTFO. Guys- rubmaps.com. Craigslist is for herpes. Rubmaps will at least hook you up with a cute little 20-something asian chick.

For me just stresses, was abused/getting mentally ill/genetics. Nothing awesome like drugs.

I wasn't sleeping well and the illness just grew. Sometimes I go off my meds and then I get really sick.

Mostly its laughs. At least I'm not like a lot of people who did tons of crack or acid etc and broke their brains mine just cracked on its own naturally.

Fucking snitch! You're a piece of shit. I hope someone pours fuel on you and lights you up.

How legit is this?

Not an actual secret, i just need to vent out
My (now) ex gf and i broke up 1 month ago, after 2 and a half years of relationship.
More like she broke up with me and i didnt try to mend things, expecting her to come back, like she always do.
So far i kinda miss her, i expected to be completely broken after it but ive been pretty much fine except that i think of her often.
So, should i go for her? or just completely forget about her?

I'm in love with my best friend. We've known each other for years and I've been thinking about him constantly for the last year or so. I didn't have too many friends growing up and I've never been in a relationship before, so over the past few years I've become closer with him than anybody else. He knows almost everything about me, except for the fact that I'm gay.

He's been talking about moving away some time soon, and just my luck, the place he's picking is several hundred miles away. Should I tell him about my feelings for him or just wait until he leaves so I can try and drink the memory of him out of existence?

Idk man I am in the same boat.

Why did you break up?

She is swimming in new dick now tbh. Knowing that, can you take her back?

She has had a months worth of big nigger dick run through her and she hasn't thought about you once. But sure, run back to her.

A hell of a lot more than craigslist. The only thing to watch out for is it's a pay site and you *have* to remember to unsub after you've found your local AMPs or they'll bill you forever.

>had this fantasy to be cuckolded
>white dude and even whiter gf
>think i am totally 100% wanting this and okay with this
>years to convince gf and finally agrees to make me stop. one time thing.
>i set the rules though on what the guys can and cant do
>find a few online and some pictures and proof they are who they are
>3 guys and they would all go one at a time and no anal and kissing were the rules
>finally happens, she broke rules halfway through, absolutely orgasm everywhre
>i stopped recording because now uncomfortable and insecure and jealous
>imply its over but now she's being dped into hell
>i left the house in panic and anxiety thinking to myself what i've done
>came back and two guys are still fucking her
>tried to get past what i did and how much she loved it.. a reversal
>she felt stretched out and if anyone thinks this is a myth, it's not
>told me she wasn't feeling me in her as much anymore
>cuckolding jealous insecure whiteboy i became
>broke up with her
>she still constantly contacts me wanting to make it work. it's only been that one time and no one else since.
>can't do it, i'm ashamed of myself
>addicted to cuckold porn only now

tldr; i fucked up

I am horny all the time. My dick is very sensitive

I’ve never done this before but how does it usually work?

I’ve found a place near do I just walk in and then what?

Venus 2000.

looked at pizza for the first time ever tonight. Feeling numb. Never again

I wanna Peggy so bad but myboyfriend won't let me I've begged an tried everything :-(

Your cock is numb from fapping?

If you're chill just let them give you the massage and they'll ask you if you want a happy ending. Say yes.

If you poke around on rubmaps, they have advice and info on how much to tip, etc. For a simple hand job, $20~40. Bareback cowgirl a bit more lol.

One of the more legit tips is to go to a place with and ask for a table shower. That means you both start of naked. Gets things rolling in the right direction.

I had a similar experience i am ashamed to admit. Had what i can only describe as a breakdown while bbc slammed my wife. Felt really bad for a few days. Over time it went away and all is okay now a few years later.

Sometimes still think of it when im railing her and it makes me cum like a firehose

For some reason I felt like I needed to see it at least once. I'm attracted to 14-17 year old girls. I'm going to weird places in my mind, because it's been years since I've had any success with women

What kind of cp did you watch?

didn't even get to clips, just the pics on the homepage. a couple looked fake, and a couple were pretty disturbing.

nah

how did you get over it? i'm still having a hard time and she's trying to do everything in her power months after to get me to see it was only a one time thing and her reasoning with why she went on with it. but there's so much she can't answer too which is why i feel like it's a lie and those images and sounds of my gf can't leave my mind.

She Is for sure fucking them, especially because you are so clueless and enabling

I just got back from Colombia. When I got there I had been chatting via Whatsapp with a woman in the Colombia film and television scene. The first night we were there she stayed at my hotel. I fucked her twice that night. The next night I had a date with her but suggested that she and I call it an evening and I got a prostitute instead. She was super petite and I could barely penetrate her. She moved her legs in a way that I could only get about half of my cock in because she was afraid I would cause her to bleed. I then joined my wife in another colombian town and fucked her. When I was alone at the end of the trip I fucked another woman for 3 hours. 4 women in about a week. Not too bad for a Christmas vacation.

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again over and over again how much she wants it
>sometimes talks about it when not drunk and thinks it's funny to me
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting multiple orgasms from it
>she's probably ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession
>sorry and not sorry