Damn we almost got rid of him for good

Damn we almost got rid of him for good.

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You need more Thetans Leo

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After that scare I expect a new less melancholy Leo

Imagine if he died? What would he leave behind? Literally nothing, no children, no wife, only phony friends, only whore models that he pays to bang and nothing close to family.
The only people that would mourn his death are his weird fans.

Being Leo is suffering.

Who's gives a shit about this literal faggot?

as opposed to say Brad Pitt for example?

OMG NO WAY

HE DESERVES ANOTHER OSCAR FOR THIS

Everyone likes Brad Pitt, Angelina still loves him and his legitimate kids would miss him

Then his closet boyfriend that he's hidden for years will come out and tell us their story.

What ring let's you breathe underwater?

How can one man be so based?

I love when Hollywood celebs die.

Before or after hopping on his G5 to fly around the world to a climate conference where he will record a tearful lecture directed to the rest of us about our wasteful ways?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOW

I don't know man if I were him I wouldn't give two shits about what happens after I die since you know, I'll be fucking dead.

>almost

no non news please

>implying Sup Forums didn't puncture his oxygen tank

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wait he PAYS the women he picks up from clubs???

reddit would cry for weeks

its always cheaper to pay them beforehand

>Hating on our guy

Nigger detected.

DeNiro is next, it part of the curse

Based Leo

>cucking chris brown

Even black women realize BWC is superior.

Cuckposters BTFO.

Its goin to a black or a gay this year

Why would you want to get rid of based Leo? Sure he isn't the greatest actor but he's a great guy. I'd rather have him alive than some faggot like Seth Rogen or Eisenberg. Fuck Eisenberg.

GIVE AWARD

Pictured: Leo's walk after getting laid

BLEACHED

But if he dies, who will Scorsese cast as the lead in his next movie???