It's my birthday today. Cool, I guess

It's my birthday today. Cool, I guess.

Happy birthday!

Thank you. You're the first person to say it, sadly.

Nigga bitch ass fuck

Happy Birthday /bro

I agree dude.

Thanks man.

Happy birthday homo

Happy birthday, user! Wish u all the best !

I'm straight but thanks man.

Thank you.

Where r u from user?

Could be worse!

Nice

Canada

Happy birthday dude

Thanks buddy.

Celebrate by masturbating as many times as your age, and drink shits equal to your age too, preferably both at the same time

happy birthday, have a ton o'fun

Shots not shits, but if that's your thing go on ahead

I'm 21 now so that'll be hard. My previous record is 10 wanks in a day. I think my cock will die if I go 21 times.

Happy Birthday! Post your PayPal so I can send some money your way! Or your phone number to I can phone you or text you! Or your facebook to publicly wish you a happy birthday!

Thanks man.

The alcohol will numb your dick enough so that there's no pain but you will still be able to jack off

Happy Birthday Mr Wheels!
Xxx

Thanks dude. Have a good day.

stop pitying yourself pick up some fucking pride and responsibility or just kill yourself those are your options.

I will thank you dude.
Cheers!

YOU SUCK

How am I pittying myself? I'm just saying it's my birthday. Also, this birthday will be the best yet since I'll be fucking your mother every minute or this day.

His mother also sucks, my cock.

His Mother is such a fucking slut.

Absolutely. She's already given me 3 blowjobs today, which will make it even harder for me to masterbated 21 times.

She got me pregnant then coerced me into having a termination.
Slut.

hb motherfucker

Thanks dude.