Degenerates on Sup Forums

Degenerates on Sup Forums.
If you are degenerate, tell us about yourself. Do not be shy. The more you bring shit here, the better.

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I sometimes photoshop my sister's boy onto pics of shirtless teenage boys then fap to it, not sure if that counts

Your mom is a nigger, faggot

kill yourself

I will write about myself 109 points.
1)I'm 29 years old, I'm a virgin. I am a guy.
2) I’m basement-dweller with 8 years of experience. However, the my experience with interruptions.
3) An inveterate introvert.
4) I've never had any friends.
5) My mother and I live in St. Petersburg. In summer or during the holidays, I come to the village to my father.
6) Mom's pension is 170 $. I rent out my apartment and get $ 260. I got this apartment as a legacy from my grandmother. When I worked, my salary was $ 400.
7) We spend about $ 270 a month.
8) I do not take loans. When I worked, I saved almost the entire salary as savings.
9) I saved up 12,000 dollars.
10) In June 2016 I bought $ 500 at the rate of 68 rubles. And the dollar later became cheaper.
11) When I'm in town, I spend almost 100% of my free time at the computer. In the village - 30-50%.
12) I go to bed at 4-5, and get up at 11-13.
13) I like it when it's warm in summer and frost in winter.
14) I'm very lazy and slow.
15) But if I get carried away with anything, it's difficult for me to stop. And in general I have a bad knowing of limits.
16) Maybe I'm a psychopath. But the diagnoses were not made. I will not go to a psychiatrist so as not to lose my license for a weapon.
17) I'm cynical.
18) I'm a coward.
19) I do not like competition, struggle and danger.
20) I have never been drunk. I'm very hot-tempered. Outwardly it is not noticeable. I'm afraid that if I drink I can commit suicide or even kill someone.
21) I have a melancholy temperament. Because of this, I'm afraid of people and I am bassement-dweller (hikikomori, хикки, хиккa, хиккaн).
22) I'm ethnic Russian. But not thoroughbred.
23) I hardly know how to communicate with people, and therefore I love the wilderness.
24) Colleagues on the job said that I'm an asocial personality.
25) As a rule, girls do not like me.

26) But one day, one MILF said I was beautiful.
27) I like doing all the necessary things and do not depend on society and the state, as far as possible. Especially I like to grow food in the garden and obtain it in the forest.
28) I eat potatoes, meat and chicken. In the village I eat potatoes, bread and what I collect in the forest or obtain by hunting.
29) I like to be engaged in hunting. I've already caught a hare and a hazel grouse. I want to hunt large animals (elks, wild boars and bears). Of course, illegally.
30) I also prepare firewood without permits.
31) I broke the old hunting shotgun. To buy a new gun, I had to get a license.
32) I made potassium nitrate from ammonium nitrate. Then I tried to make homemade gunpowder. It turned out very bad.
33) I can reload spent primers with matches.
34) I do not smoke. If I smoked, I would grow tobacco or hemp on my own.
35) At school from the 8th grade I studied in absentia due to bad behavior. I got good grades.
36) At the university I studied full-time. I studied for free.
37) In the university I was also an excellent student.
38) After University, I evaded conscription for more than a year. Then I gave a bribe of 3,500 dollars, and I was released from conscription.
39) I once held to the Communist views, then ultra-right views. Now I'm partly right and partly left. I did not communicate with like-minded people.
40) Once upon a time I was an Orthodox Christian. Because of religion, I even stopped faping for 10 years. Now I am an agnostic.

41) When I was in school, I dreamed of becoming a pirate. It was stupid, but I had an incentive to learn geography.
42) I met the bear two times in the forest. I drove him away with swearing. I was scared.
43) When I am in the village, I do not pay attention to the appearance of clothes. For me, the main thing is that the clothes were warm, comfortable and cheap. I prefer natural materials. That's why I wear tarpaulin trousers, telogreikas, valenki, military jackets, etc.
44) I want to learn how to sew boots from the skins of wild boars.
45) In the city I also wear cheap clothes, but not attracting attention.
46) I can do almost everything that needs to be done in the village. I even know how to make bullets on a lathe.
47) I wash once a week. But very thoroughly. And without shampoo, only with soap.
48) I'm long-haired and bearded.
49) I worked as an engineer in military factories.
50) From the first job I was kicked out after 3 months because of bungling, viewing porn at work and stupid conversations. The boss said to me: "Write a statement of dismissal of one's own accord".
51) From the second job, I was fired for staff reduction. The plant began to experience difficulties. The bosses decided that it is necessary to cut first of all those who sleep at work and view CP on the working computer. In the second job, I did all the tasks, the boss tolerated me for 2 years.
52) At the 2 nd work I successfully did the calculations, which usually do only PhD.
53) Every day I masturbate once. Sometimes even more often. After masturbate I weigh the cum.
54) My record is 8.5 grams.
55) But most often 4-5 grams.
56) I can masturbate 2 times in a row without rest, but not always.
57) I masturbate to the drawn girls, and not only from the anime.
58) Also I masturbate to the photo and video with live girls.
59) I like anime and manga.

tl;dr

60) The size of my dick is 6.8 inches.
61) When I have a very strong erection, my dick is 7 inches.
62) I can masturbate for one day 7-8 times. But it is difficult. However, the next day I can masturbate again. According to Russian sexology, I have a strong sexual constitution.
63) Once I masturbated and at the same time watered my cock with icy water. The erection did not disappear.
64) I like girls with a flat face, a small nose and big tits.
65)Usually these girls turn out to be trash, and most often Asian.
Sorry, I do not know English well. I translated the word "быдлo" as "trash", but in online dictionaries there are many other translation options.
66) I also like pierced and tattooed girls, especially with tunnels in the ears. This strangeness is called stigmatophilia.
67) I have many sexual fetishes.
68) I have toucherism (frotteurism, groping). I respect the Japanese chikan.
69) I'm a voyeur. I spy on the telescope in the evenings. I'm interested in windows in the houses opposite. I spy on not only the girls, but also the loli.
70) I like amputee, one-eyed and toothless girls.
71) I like breaking the prohibitions and rules, especially secretly, without getting caught. At the same time I feel steep.
72) I like girls who violate the rules of decency. Smokers, drinkers, swearing obscenities, drug addicts, with tattoos and tunnels, dressing like whores, with a shabby look, who used to be in prison earlier, etc. Steep girls, shorter.
73) I like the girls on these four pictures. I would have liked them even more if everyone had big boobs.
74) youtube.com/watch?v=MRyC7yprCPY
Nancy is a beautiful transvestite. If he was a girl, he would have liked me.
75) youtube.com/watch?v=U7cRhPziPwI
This transvestite is also beautiful.

76) I do not like that girls are usually self-serving. I like equality.
77) I think that sexual promiscuity is bad. I'm for one partner for life.
78) I think that masturbation, cues toys and sex dolls are not adultery.
79) I'm against abortion. I think that from the point of view of morality, a fertilized egg is already a human.
80) I want to grab Japanese schoolgirls by the ass. (see point 68)
81) I love watching asian dramas and anime, in which Japanese schoolgirls are engaged in the enjo-kosai.
82) I like photos and drawings with smoking Japanese schoolgirls.
83) I tasted urine.
84) I tasted the sperm.
85) I did not taste the feces. I do not want to puke.
86) When I'm home alone, I'm naked.
87) I have not gone to the dentist for 12 years.
88) Even on the board 2ch.hk many anonymouses believe that I'm a moron.
89) Those who barely know me IRL, believe that I'm very smart.

90) One guy said that I'm a big kid. But he does not know the twentieth part of what I'm writing here.
91) In the 90's in my childhood I watched programs about maniacs. And I thought they looked like me in character. I still think so.
92) For me, ordinary people seem strange and incomprehensible.
93) I don't like dwellers of the Caucasus and Ukrainians.
94) I dream of finding a girl with a character about the same as me and with a externality that I like. If it does not work out, it's okay. The right hand is more reliable.
95) I dream of becoming an absolute monarch and severely re-educate society and engage in eugenics.
96) For example, I will imprison excessively tough guys who are popular with girls. And else I will forbid to have children by those whose close relatives were ill with deadly diseases for no reason.
97) I will execute by a terrible death of those engaged in corruption. Even if this official is prime minister.
98) I will build a palace with a gold toilet bowl in a near-earth orbit and a dacha on the other side of the moon. At the dacha and in the palace there will be an Internet connection of 10 Gbit / s.
99) In the palace there will be a telescope with a 5 meter mirror to spy on girls and loli from space.

100) For the building of the palace and dacha I will order the development of a huge rocket. Its carrying capacity will be 300 metric tons. As an oxidizer, hydrogen peroxide with a concentration of 90-95% will be used. As fuel, a methyl boyarka will be used at a concentration of 96%.
101) I will place the spaceport so that the used stages fall on the cities (Lviv, Kiev etc) that belong to my enemies.
102) I will make the enemies pay me a huge tribute. Tribute will be spent on the luxury and the space program.
103) Remains of tribute will be spent to the development of science and industry, to the raising the standard of living, to the welfare for Russian hikikomori.
104) I dream too much) I will continue to talk about myself. Sometimes I piss in the sink and the bath.
105) I wipe the sperm with underpants.
106) Sometimes I'm too lazy to leave the room. I piss in a jar with a volume of 3 liters. I also pour the sperm into it after weighing. Once every 2-3 days I pour the contents of the jar into the sink. For some reason, the mixture of urine and semen is spoiled and begins to stink with cow's turd.
107) I hacked the wifi of my neighbors.
108) I think about gays more positively than negatively. The more of them, the less the competition between the guys for the girls.
109) I hate lesbians.

Kakoi je ti degenerat. KYS

What is KYS?

Do you think that niggaz is something bad?

I like shit getting stuck up my ass by women.

i enjoy picking up street whores and trying to knock them up
>i offer them extra to rawdog it, they always tell me to pull out. I never do. I'm fairly certain ive caught at least two maybe as many four from the rumors ive heard.

I am incredibly intelligent, probably just short of 'genius'

All I do is exploit shit constantly -- have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? It feels exactly like that

I'm 20, last year of highschool.
taking maths at the highest level.. but I'm afraid I'm going to fail

I should've gotten myself a part time job months ago but I haven't.

have a gf but she lives on another continent. she's very clingy and isn't good at making new friends. won't be able to see her for at least a couple of months.

my goal is to get a university degree that can guarantee me work in America even though I don't have citizenship.. but with how my grades are doing I don't know if I'll be able to do it.

I'm afraid of how sad my girl will be when she realizes I might not be able to move overseas at all... RIP my life.

we've been together for 3 years btw.

how old are you? 16? gtfo outta here

What country did you come from?

20
>senior in hs?
get held back tons?

nah I took one year off (before hs) to be an exchange student. that's how I met my gf. if not for that I would've been 19 by now which is quite normal in our school system.

Scandinavia.

pedo

As far as I know, life in Scandinavia is very rich and safe. Why did you move to the US?

I guess I'm different to a lot of people in this thread in the sense that I'm no longer in education/worried about future job prospects etc.

I'm a degenerate because of Helmand, a warped sense of humour is only worsened when you're in the shit. Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen happened in the thick of it, I watch an afghan national army jackie chan kick a dicker off a motorbike, the day before that we found 3 goats with their arses clearly fucked covered in cum and one of the guys in my squad accidentally fired off an rpg we found too, got more stories if anyones interested

schizophrenic, harasses people he knows with text and calls all night.

another pic. Eyes reveal that sick mind.

you're just jealous cuz I'm a kool teen

I didn't move yet. But hopefully I'll be able to if I can get into college and get a degree first. the problem is my grades are shit so idk if any of them will accept me.

Life is only better here than in the US if you are on minimum wage. everything is really expensive and taxes are high. it's safe sure.. but the countries are small. I'm sure there are safe places in America too considering how big it is.

it's cringy. just like all the other 14-18 year olds posting on here. why aren't the mods banning them? they used to.

you are wasting your time user

what do I do then?

bitch if you saw anything short of the life I live you'd fall at my feet and worship this teen

nobody cares..

Asia-face doesn't much care for that rule. He wants a wider audience of people, including the know-it-all, spoiled, underage faggots

I'm a married sissy with a small dick that cross dresses and has other guys fuck my wife for me.

Also into being exposed, degraded and humiliated in public and on the web

just leave her, find your dream life, people are a waste until you get ringed by them

Show us your wife

excuse my ignorance but wtf is Asia-face?

I don't want to leave her. we both want a life together. I'm just worried I won't be able to make it happen..

I wanna sniff and chew this sock so bad

I'd trade her pics for some kind of humiliation

well stop crying user and gets your ass up

you're a pathetic faggot and i'd make your ass hole bleed while your wife watches in excitement now show her to us

You see the world as it is in Idiocracy, but you're unable to exploit it in such a way that you can leave Sup Forums and achieve a decent status in the world?

When you say the world seems like the one in Idiocracy, are you one of the idiots?

I fap to rimjob porn

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Moar please

Trans-user reporting in, dating a 55yo guy.