Black Mirror

What does Sup Forums think?

I just finished season 1. That last episode was depressing but damn I'd kill for that rewind thing to be real.

This made me chairman of the bored

Wait hol' up...

Hello Norm

Shut up and Dance was objectively the best episode because it triggered all the cunnyposters here.

only Sup Forums fags liked the Kojima episode because of le witty vidya refrences.

and all the horny fucks like the BDH episode because they haven't had sex in years.

I thought he was pretty good in that episode. Definitely surprised me with how emotional he got.

I agree. And honestly, I wouldn't mind living like this.

Of course, for a normal social individual this is probably a prison.

>Sup Forums

Back to your cesspool.

White Christmas > The Entire History of You > Nosedive > San Junipero = 15M Merits > Playtest > Shut Up and Dance > Be Right Back > The National Anthem > White Bear > Hated in the Nation > Men Against Fire > The Waldo Moment

t. cunnyposter who gets so mad he can't read the whole post because he was called a pedo

If the BEES located and went for targets based on facial recognition, why didn't they just make the intended targets wear bags over their heads?

>Be me
>Have light skinned girl/dark skinned girl fetish
>Watch San Junipero

Thank you Mr. Booker

Who episode 4 here?

Fuck you, I liked it. Sometimes a nigga just want a happy ending

I wish the nigger had offed himself in S01E02.

All style but nothing really to take away from it except the women are easily influenced

>trollface

Is this 2010?

so deep

You can interpret every episode of this as being "lol lmao technology=bad" but that's a retarded knee-jerk interpretation, the first one is obviously about what social conformity and status would be like if it wasn't implicit but explicit but you people choose to see it as a critique of social media because that is simply the first thing that you happen to think.

Nosedive was the worst of the new season. Robot soldiers is pretty bad too. Blonde soldier couldn't act for shit. Only emotional part was when the soldier went home at the end. That part was rough.

Yeah, fuck that blonde bitch. Nosedive wasn't too bad, but it should have ended sooner, same with San Junipero.

SAN JUNIKINO

I'm enjoying every episode so far and there's nothing Sup Forums can do about it.

best episode of the season, but mostly just because the others werent great.

People are retarded when it comes to assigning meaning to Black Mirror. I totally agree with your assessment of the first one, really liked that episode but I can't convince people. They all say "this episode sucks the point that rating systems are bad was so obvious from the minute it started". Makes me sad that we will continue to lose subtlety in art through time

Episode 3 question

Was there ever any indication that he was looking at CP? I thought it was regular porn

a better exapmle would have been the villages as opposed to the soldiers

the rating episode was pretty hamfisted and quite frankly shouldn't even have been made. Not only was it not really deep enough to warrant an hour long episode but the same idea has already done thousands of time and didn't need to be done on a scifi show

The only "clue" is his interaction with the little girl at the restaurant in the beginning. And I guess you could say "if he wasn't masturbating to something really bad, he wouldn't go through with the robbery."

So no, not really.

Did you mouth breathers even watch the episode? He basically admits it to the guy he has to fight at the end and his mum is berating him on the phone for looking at pictures of little girls.

Bluepilled shit.

Question was about everything preceding that, idiot.

How would the hackers prove he was wanking to CP? They have the video and presumably the image but how do they link them?

Unless he's mouthing off to himself.

what did Saracen do to his fucking eyebrows?

A nigger protagonist? Into the trash it goes.

currently watching episode 2

the thing about this show is that it's predictable, "bad ends" all the time.

at the part where the redhead gets invited to be maid of honor at a wedding. i bet she will get humiliated at the wedding, go down to sub-2.5 and then try to kill herself

>episode 2
meant episode 1 of season 3

Tell me how you feel when you finished it user. Only read this spoiler once you've finished the episode.

'cause you're fucking wrong.

i was literally only wrong about where she kills herself

but the main character losing it all is so common in black mirror, it's too derivative tbqh

She doesn't lose it all though, people aren't locked up for good just because of their rating, how else does the truck driver lady survive. It's obvious that it's just a temporary jail cell for her.

Also, this season probably has some of the most lightest and even happiest episodes in them.

ep1 = 1/10 worst episode of the series
ep2 = 6/10
ep3 = 7/10
ep4 = 4/10
ep5 = 4/10

going to watch episode 6 now, fucking feature length.

Whatever you say Satan.

ep1- 5/10
ep2- 6/10
ep3- 10/10
ep4- 8/10
ep5- 4/10
ep6- 9/10

>I wouldn't mind living like this.

I couldn't stand the ads or the daily exercise.

>scottish accent

>darwinianfacepalm
He couldn't have picked a more pretentious name

Episode 4 was shit

I 1/10
II 7/10
III 8/10
IV 6/10
V 2/10
VI haven't watched yet

>UK police
>no guns & screaming as soon as they exit the car
>calmly walk up to perp together and arrest him
>no one gets shot
burgerland needs to take notes

3 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 5 > 1

kill yourself

Americans are too wild for that shit.

The soldiers episode has to be the least subtle episode of black mirror yet.

That's a bit rude user. I was just answering somebody's question.

So how did they know who was a 'roach' and who wasn't? Did they have some sort of database where they'd graded every human's genes?

I mean obviously it wasn't a race thing, since the military team was basically blondes and blacks

Fuck you cunt, it wasn't the only clue maybe you should watch the episode again.

Outer limits did this exact premise back in like '95

Is Outer Limits any good? I mean its from the '90s, so its pre-pozz Canadian programming, right?

They mentioned DNA screenings, they probably had checkpoints with blood tests or something.

I don't see why they didn't just section off the roaches into a slum and keep them from breeding. OMG MURDER THEM ALLZ doesn't seem like the best option to me.

I wish he would have killed everyone in sight

Sup Forums my friend got mad at me because i didn't enjoy the show as much as he did what do i do

"THEY SAY YOUVE BEEN LOOKING AT CHILDREN!"

>doesn't seem like the best option to me.
that's because you're weak and stupid

maybe dont be such a no-fun-bitch about everything

It's a pretty good show user. I'm going to assume you were born in the 90's so it will probably look a bit cheap and campy but it's still good.

You realize we're not talking about the portions of the episode where they explicitly state he was looking at kids, right? We're talking about the clues leading up to that.

Then specify it next time you dumb fuck.
The question was directed at the episode in general not a specif time retard.

How dare someone have a different opinion.

RATs give you total access to the infected computer. They know everything he's got on there.

>gets on well with little girls
>teary eyed after fapping
>porn folders on his computer with obvious names like misc, my stuff, etc

Hit and miss. Some episodes were amazing, some were barely (if at all) watchable

FIGHT NOW
TO THE DEATH

5 was more Kojima than 2

>Shut up and Dance was objectively the best episode because it triggered all the cunnyposters here.

What are you talking about? His sister was a qt

Did naomi do anything wrong? She's just doing what society expected her to do.

Of course she did, she turned down prime BDH's advances

she knew how to play the game

>it's a 2.0s at best contrarian Sup Forumsedditors episode

>prime BDH's
kill yourself

ep 3 was superb but i had it spoiled for me by Sup Forums so the big revelation during the fight wasn't a revelation at all. Feel like i missed out on some of what the episode was trying to convey 2bh

My expectations were low so I was surprised. This really felt like a third season and not a revival. Great episodes.

>Dad, why mom isn't hanging out here in heaven with Jesus and us?
>She decided to munch carpets for all eternity in a Second Life/BTTF simulation
>SHEEEEEIT

episode 3 was great (troll faces aside)

S03 6 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 1
6 and 3 Could be a good TV Show.

>1 in last

exactly my opinions but 4, 5, and 1 are shite.

True, but I think this episode was slightly better because of the ending. Although I haven't seen the Outer Limit's episode is well over a decade.

Yes and worth checking out. I'm sure there's a list of great episodes not to miss floating out there in the webs somewhere. The one with the almost exact same premise is worth a watch. It's one that I remember quite vividly because of the impression it left on me.

The episode is called Hearts and Minds.

>Katie Hopkins (episode 6)
>Lesser people being roaches (episode 5)
>Someone going against the grain and getting downvoted, someone responding with the party line for upboats (episode 1)
>At least one of those people is a lesbian (episode 4)
>It's posted on Sup Forums (episode 3)
>It's fucking horrible and we can't escape it (episode 2)

>>SHEEEEEIT
fuck off nigger

>the music in San Junipero and the soldier episodes
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

The only good episode of this show was the very first one. The stupid technodystopia episode here was fucking repetitive and boring and i didn't even watch the last one

trying this hard

Except she gains something else, something much more important. Episode 1 has a very happy ending. She's finally free of the system, she can stop worrying about what people think, she can scream fuck you at random niggers.

Given where you currently are I imagined you'd understand that better. Fuck you, nigger.

Isn't it Ironic?

>stupid technodystopia

That's every episode of all seasons.

It's just a copy of the persons consciousness.

A little toooo... ironic?

Well yeah I really do think!

IT'S LAHK RAEEEENEEEENNN ON YAWEDDINDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did she get so swole?

...

How do I achieve Brycemode?

>s03ep01
Who the fuck would fall for this literal botnet? The entire premise is the definition of contrived.

>Random suave Papa Midnite out of nowhere

What did they mean by this?

>episode 1
>worse than the Waldo Moment