FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU.

just clean it up wageslave

creating jobs etc

dead meme

To me i don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because I'm a bad guy. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent.

I don't get this meme. They give the employee a broom to clean this up, its not like he has to pick up each piece of popcorn with his bare hands.
and those trays obviously come loose (though i've never actually seen these in a theater before) so you just have to take them off and dump them, which should make things even easier.
shouldn't take more than 10-15 minutes to do the whole theater and you don't even have to use your brain once. seems like an easy as fuck job to me.

post yfw you leave that stinky dinky turd in a bag of popcorn

Sorta like cheating on your wife for the poor decision of marrying you. She should have made better choices in life.

Do your job and shut the fuck up :)

I just cut open the seat and arm rests and put some honey, poop and an egg or two and staple it shut.

Creates even more work for the wagecucks and the cinema can get fucked anyway by overpricing everything.

*turns full large popcorn upside down*
Oh whoops, clumsy me. Guess I better go get another free refill.
*smirks*

>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, then again I earn much more money than them and will never have to take a job that beneath me. They probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.

hahaha janitors btfo

>mfw I stare right in the eyes of the theatercuck who has to clean the aisles as I dump my popcorn on the floor

CLEAN IT

i bet you also yell things at the screen and talk really loudly on your phone too, doncha nigger?

I put my feet up on the seat in front of me with my stinky velcro shoes in whoever is in front of me's face and throw popcorn at my mouth because that's how I eat it too. Stay salty.

No you don't, thundercuck.

One time I hid all of their brooms and cleaning supplies in my car and stayed after the movie to watch the popcorn monkeys get on their hands and knees to pick up the popcorn I dumped all over the theater.

Shut your little bitch mouth, unless you want a robot taking your place.

>mfw I rip the stuffing out of the seats because the movie displeased me

>Implying

CLEAN IT YOU FUCKING THEATERKEK

YOU ARE LITERALLY MY SLAVE

Sometimes I like to just shit on the floors so the workers there can get better wages

>I'm not working minimum wage to clean up shit
>fine I'll raise your wage by 2 dollars an hour

I do it for them, not because I'm a slob but because it helps the economy

I thought I was the only one who did this. I always rip up my seat if the movie is shit or the floors are sticky. It's about accountability you know?

oh wow, did you also have sex with their moms too?

Sup Forums is 18+, kid

>mfw my theater has pipes running to the top that washes everything to the bottom for easy clean up
get fucked neet cucks

During interstellar when he travels back in time to see his daughter I took a big red sharpie out of my prank bag and went up to the screen and started writing my critique of that piece of shit movie. Idk what happened but when I came back looked like they had replaced it.

I own you. You are my property. Now clean up the popcorn. 'fore I get mad. Go on now, get.

how many piss bottles is the appropriate amount to dump on the floor after the movie finishes?

fuck this really triggers me, good thing I get a complementary session with the cinema therapist after purchasing a HFR IMAX ticket

This is a weird meme.

>American cinemas come with attached feed troughs

any cinema workers here? How long am I entitled to stay in the theater if I purchase a ticket? I know I can't see multiple movies but if I sit in the lobby all day would that be a problem? I'll grab the large drinks and popcorns from the trash and get free refills on those.

>tfw you roll your pissbottle down under the seats in front of you and it hits someone's foot and they reach down and feel how warm it is and start yelling

I-it wasn't me.

holy shit

when the staff cant keep the crowd to shut the fuck up, this is what you get. you are lucky i even support this shit

someone invent a fucking personal theater experience where i can watch a room in silence, or at least some headphone jacks so i can blur out the faggots around me. i chucked a soda at a couple of ratchet bitches because they wouldnt shut up and i got kicked out. fuck supporting film. the only ones that make any decent profits anymore are capeshit flops

My fucking sides

Pissing myself

How about you stop being fucking poor and get a legit home theater.

>tfw 12 seat Magnolia Colorado setup with theater quality projector where my gf or friends and I can watch private screenings of any film we want

Sorry you weren't born into cash poorcucks.

I have been dating my gf for over a year and had never been to the movie theater with her before. A few weeks ago we went and she I find out she is one of those people who laugh super loud and clap when laughing and just all round loud af.

Get some fingers up her then faget.

I hate missing parts of the movie but sometimes I will have to take a piss and the asshole popcorn monkeys will never pause it for me. I get back at them though, I'll sit in the very back and piss on the open seats so they have to clean up my piss.

>TFW you hide 100 dollar bills under the popcorn
>TFW you know wage cucks are actually throwing out the equivalent of their entire years salary when they sweep out the theater

Ok, what's your salary then moneybags?

did she do a standing ovation at the end of the movie?

>Salary

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>just got back from a college football game
>the entire stadium looked like this

FUCK THEM

> Watching films with other persons present

i guess money can't buy class...

>6'7" friend sneaks entire pizza under his coat
>be loving it
>someone rats us out
>before the staff confronts it, friend throws remaining pizza slices over his head, several rows back

You would literally be my human toilet for less than half of my net worth. Who needs class when you know you have that much power?

If I'm with my boys or my gf and I'm sitting behind some dyels I'll keep kicking their chair the whole movie. I think I've had maybe 1 or 2 wannabe tough guys actually say something to me about it. Everyone else just deals with it. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that people fear authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation immediately followed by physical pain by said authoritative figure.

Kek glad I'm not the only one. My gf hates it when I do this. If anyone ever says anything to me about it I just say in my Steve Urkel voice "Mmm did I do that?"

Looks like a pretty stress free job. I would give up my 90k job to become a janitor desu. The stress isn't worth it. Cleaning up a theater wouldn't be too bad. Cleaning literal nigger shit off of the bathroom sink because pavement apes are subhumans would be the worst part of being a janitor.

>gf and I shoot spitwads into the greasy hair of this neckbeard sitting in front of us during John Wick
>He doesn't turn around the entire time even though we can tell he feels it

You could feel the heat coming off that nigga. I bet he went home and cried himself to sleep. Fucking loser.

You know they just sweep that shit under the seat, right?

ok, I gotta say that pic made laugh pretty hard

Me and my friend kept making jokes about the neckbeard in front of us, talking about how he was going to the cinema alone, that he was fat and that he stunk. A couple of girls next to us started giggling and another guy made a joke as well.

He never turned around once, even though it was obvious that he heard us. We also kicked his chair and threw some popcorn at him.

...

fuck i want to hit you

There were these group of swagfag middle schoolers at Storks and me and my boys kept kicking their chairs like the entire time. One of them finally got fed up with it and turned around and said they were going to tell on us. My boy Nicky said that would be a bad idea. I put chewed gum in this dyel's hair and he went to go get the manager. Turns out the shift manager was my boy Big P. Me, Nicky and Big P all started smoking cigs (if you've never smoked a cig during a movie showing you're a faggot plain and simple) and Big P joined in on the kicking. Afterwards we followed them out to the parking lot and scared them some more. Haven't seen them since but I told Big P to keep an eye out.

Meh, it's their job.

CLEAN

I'd stomp your head in.

euro wagecuck
>have to remove the spilt food and empty cartons
american wagecuck
>have to remove the bodies and shell casings

IT

There are few things in life that bring me more joy than throwing my fucking trash all over the floor of the movie theater and watching while some little faggot in a uniform sweeps it up. I think the only thing that could top it is when, on my way out of the theater, I head into the bathroom and take a massive shit (caused in part by all the greasy food I snuck in, fuck paying $13 for a drink and a popcorn, fucking scam artists) right on top of the toilet seat, put on my disposable rain poncho, then lift the lid and kick it as hard as I can against the tank so it gets fucking everywhere in the stall. I shove the poncho up the hose of the hand-wash machine on my way out, and laugh like a madman all the way to my car. Fucking movie theater scum. These fucking faggots deserve all the abuse they get, and more. How dare they charge ME $26 for a matinee ticket and something to nosh on while I watch the film? Fucking retards.