Alright, Sup Forums, let's talk about vibrators. Any of you found a vibrator that feels good on your dick...

Alright, Sup Forums, let's talk about vibrators. Any of you found a vibrator that feels good on your dick? I've been using pic related and it's nice but it can't make me cum.

Also I'll be posting vibrator porn because it's almost topical.

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get a magic wand. pretty easy to cum from that.

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Any vibe should work tbh. What exactly are you doing with it?

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You have one?

Anyone used pic related?

Mainly I rub it on the underside of my dick.

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What's you anons' favorite toy?

Probably look for a bigger or more powerful one then. I have a little bullet and it does the job for me - do you want it to be hands free is another question

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Yeah I do. I'm trying to just lay back and get my shit fucked up.

I can’t cum to just vibrations. Even those weird cock rings. What am I doing wrong?

Try getting an e-stim. My literal-actual-gay-friend has one. Says it feels like being on the edge of cumming forever.

A what now?

You wrap stuff around your dick/tape electrodes to yourself and form a circuit with your dick. Shit's cash. Doesn't hurt, surprisingly. It's a very small current that gets used.

Get the cheap Wahl massager, with the cup shaped tip, and stick it on your dick head.

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I used to use a vibrator on my dick when I was a teenager nearly every day. It was always incredible and way better than using my hand. No idea why it does so little for you.

I mean it's feeling pleasant. I just can't get myself over the edge.

That sounds... kinda sketch.

I'm guessing you're uncut?

Uncut guys masturbate more, because it feels better and is way easier, but that also makes us build up too much stamina, so that it's harder to cum (takes way more work).

I understand your sentiment. If I may direct your attention to this incredibly gay video of an e-stim?

xtube.com/video-watch/fantastic-estim-hfo-30276841

I'll check this out later, thanks. Do you have one or just your friend?

Nah I'm cut. Just probably jerk off too much.

I don't have the *ahem* right equipment for that sort of toy.

>not posting pics of tits or timestamp, and this offends you

you need swedish hand massager from oster. you can get them on ebay and you can put it on your dick for outrageous cums

Not recommended. I've experimented heavily with this stuff, and it can't make me actually cum. Also, it's really easy to accidentally zap the shit out of your dick or balls. Which isn't terrible, but isn't fun

But I've tried attaching electrodes to a metal butt plug to put the current directly through my prostate, zapping my balls, head, shaft, all of the above at once, and staving an electrode to a metal sound and zapping from inside there.

Some of those were really fun, but only got me to the edge no matter how long I used them.

bought one of these not that long ago for around $20.00. feels good to rub it on your dick but putting in your ass is when it really feels good. it makes my legs shake and my dick leaks like crazy.

I'm not this guy but I have one and it feels so good to just lay back and set it on your dick. It does take me longer to do it that way though

Do you have vibe advice then? What works for you?

They are legit like using cheat codes to jerk off, I bought the half dozen carton of them, and my wife legit runs a stop watch on her phone... if she uses an egg I'll bust in less then 4 minutes, but if she works her ass off and uses her mouth I'll last about 20 minutes...

my playstation controller works

wait wut? never hrd of this sorcery

Get this Wahl, it will make you cum.

I switch between low and high alternately so as to prevent overstimulation, and if you lay for more than like 20 minutes (which you almost certainly won't) it gets pretty hot, which will reduce its lifespan if you keep running it that hot.

do you put that end in your asshole?

We need more vegan dildos! If you tell her its vegan she will eat it. Bjs never been easier

What this esteemed gentleman said. I have a cordless, rechargeable magic wand. I can use it while it's charging (which is apparently fucking revolutionary in the sex toy world) and it has 4 different vibration strengths and 4 different settings. Personally, setting it to three is all I need. 150 bucks, but hell, it's the only vibrator I'll ever need. In other words, worth every penny.

so it wraps around your dick and vibes you off?

On its own, no. There are attachments that you can buy, however. Pic related.

ya i googled around , pretty cool , never knew , this whole time ive just been yanking my cock

On your dick head.

when was the last time you just fapped and no wand? also for how long have you been wanding?

ok so it just massages it

I have this.

its sorta fun. ill use it later.

but the wand just under your head is more fun

I have that with a REAL (not chinese knock off) hitachi wand (the real ones are a lot stronger)

Its FUCKING MIND BLOWING. Seriously I can't begin to tell you how amazing it is. Way better than any vibrating ring or just holding a vibrator on your dick.

1: Never. 2: Since 2012ish? 3: Don't have a penis, if that helps.

Get a wevibe, they have soo many uses, my buddies mom has one and it makes me cum almost instantly, they are amazing

I know the feels, man. I got a real one. My friends got the knock offs as a wedding present. I still chuckle every time I think about that.

what do you need the cap for then ? isnt that thing like a dick sleeve, or were you just showing me one and i m an autist?

>wevibe
i googled it im confused is there an end in her and it vibes yur cock wen fuk?

The latter. Don't blame you for the misinterpretation, though. I am significantly drunk atm, and I've been reading shit wrong all night.

can we see youir snatch please?

they work well but dont expect to get too much use out of each one. they are fairly disposable

I'm flattered, but no. Here's some porn to console you.

>because it feels better and is way easier
a. just your opinion b. not true

Yeah I know, I keep tearing through them. Autistically unsure if I'm using them wrong.

how sweet

Oh no. Jimmies are being rustled. The ultimate bait has been laid: cut vs uncut.

Anyone else get jealous of chicks getting all these fun toys and mindblowing orgasms and shit?

Sucks to suck, bro.

Try a sander - just use something soft like a sheep skin or a folded up towel instead of sandpaper.

Circumcision literally invented to make it less fun and harder to masturbate.

Beat I've had is a sized down "travel" Hitachi want. It has like 9 vibrating modes.

Laying down in the tub or in bed, laying the head of the toy on the underside of my cock's head and just being patient usually gets me to cum pretty hard. If I've already been masturbating, it takes about two minutes. From soft I like to take my time so closer to 10

I got a few dildos and we'll they give me mind blowing orgasms. You can buy some. I'm such an anal slut

>just use something soft like a sheep skin
>just use something soft
>something soft
>sheep skin

I am twelve and what is this? Where do I even get one? Why is it soft? Why do I want to rub sheep on my gentitals? Wat

Are you perhaps from New Zealand?

humping sheepskin is amazing, it's warm and soft . used to do it all the time when I fist started, I should revisit it..

Yeah, sanders are awesome. Discovered using them when I was a teenager. Even on my crotch while wearing jeans I'd have a mind-blowing orgasm in minutes.

I'm kinda thinking if I don't want things up my ass tho

Rabbit fur is better.

Proxy bestiality? Go on...

Maybe if you stopped thinking it would help. Ever tired anal play? Well if you try it get past you may poop a little and you will fart and enjoy it. When she uses toys in you not joking you may not be able to walk for a while

Nah, I had some rabbit skins when I was a kid. Not sure where I got them... Anyway, that shit is warm and soft as shit and damn it felt good rubbing them on my cock.

Have you tried it? You wanna redpill me on prostate play? I've put a finger in before but never really found my groove, you know?

Yea came here to say that, I've seen guys use that and apparently it works. I just find it weird to imagine a guy using one

They used to sell a piece of sheep skin that you put on a sander for buffing or whatever. Feels great. You need the kind of sander that shakes, not the kind that spins in circles.

Hold on now. I'm cut and I literally cannot cum most of the time unless I'm in there for like an hour and that's on top of foreplay and junk.

I'm cut and it takes me a longass time too