S/fur & H/fur

S/fur & H/fur
Vol 4920164917193739174

coincindentally it's also the vol of my erect dick, in cm^3

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>H/fur

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i'm thirsty

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Night guys

Same.

Night, user.

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oh no u dont

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Lisa: Denny, I think I’m gonna join him.

Johnny: A-ha-ha.

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They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly

Lisa: I’ve got some candles upstairs.

Johnny: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.

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Lisa: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.

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Johnny: Oh, yeahhh.

Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.

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In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight.

Johnny: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!

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Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.

Denny: No, stop!

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Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?

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Denny: I just like to watch you guys.

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Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!

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Johnny: Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.

dude keep it straight.

Denny: I get it. You guys want to be alone.

Johnny: That’s the idea!

Pretty sure I am, retard. That's definitely straight.

Denny: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!

I wanna succ a cute furry futas dicc

seems pretty gay to me.

Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Johnny fucks Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps.

Johnny: Did you like last night?

Same.

How the fuck is that gay? It's 2 guys fucking a girl.

anything involving dog people is gay. admit it

Johnny: Ha-ha-ha.

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i mean amirite?

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very phunny

Lisa: Can I get you anything?

Johnny: Unh-unh. I have to go now.

no

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you know it to be true, luke. search within your fursuit

Johnny: Bye.

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Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters.

Lisa: Hi mom, how are you?

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Claudette: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm?

Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?

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Claudette: What’s wrong? Tell me.

Lisa: I’m not feeling good today.

Claudette: Well, why not?

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Lisa: I don’t love him anymore.

AHAHHAHA

Claudette: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me.

Lisa: He’s so boring.

Claudette: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.

holy shit kill yourself

I don't see how that's funny. It's just breastfeeding, pretty normal for literally any mother.

Claudette: Well, what are you going to do?

Lisa: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him.

Claudette: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it?

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Then I wouldn't be able to post tanks anymore. :(