WW1 movie

>WW1 movie
>everyone gets out of the trenches and runs into machine guns, poison gas, and explosions because they were told to

Yeah because that totally happened

ITT: unbridled autism

Yeah man believe it or not some men aren't cowards like you

>told to
>Not kys for your homeland, family and wifes son.

what's some ww1 kino?

there are no good ww1 films, and that is a fact

Test

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Westfront 1918: Vier von der Infanterie
It's a pretty good film, can't remember who directed it off hand, but I think it might have been G.W. Past.

>WW1 movie
>everybody is dying or writhing around in agony

there is a universal consensus among scientists today that it was the most Fun war and almost everyone had a great time. I don't get this Hollywood revisionism

>WW1 movie
>Friends aren't throwing cats and dogs into trenches to see if the air is poison
>Messenger boys aren't being shredded by explosives and machine gun fire while delivering messages for their cheerful commanding officer mentors
>Neither side is playing Catch the Ass and raiding enemy trenches for a sentry they can rape all night then stab and throw into the barbwire field
>No holiday cannibalism
They only focus on the negative

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All Quiet on the Western Front

It happened.

On the first day alone in the Battle of Somme, the British suffered more than 57,000 casualties. Can you even imagine that? 57,000 soldiers dead in a day.

inb4 a horse

>Can you even imagine that?
I honestly can't

57,000 cucks

>a war where pigeons played an integral part in

Sounds like a silly adventure.

In 2004, a tsunami killed 280,000 people in under an hour.

>pigeons and mustard gas

Joyeux Noel looks at the war partly and then the christmas day they stopped fighting.

Beneath Hill 60 is about the regiment that dug underneath German positions and planted explosives, pretty tense.

But not as silly as Sir Billi!

Nature, man's greatest enemy.

#deep

this desu

Yeah but those 280 thousand only translate to like 2500 white people lives

Do you think films have turned us into wimps?

having seen war films and having played paintball I understand how if s bullet had your name on it you will never sebe it coming.

I would desert in a instant. War is a total game of chance.

Holy shit, 10K Germans killed when the mines were detonated.

God wins again.

A two hour epic about trench foot wouldn't be as entertaining.

WW1 fake along with the moon landings.

Lawrence of Arabia
All quite on the western front, both versions are good.
Gallipoli
Paths of glory

But.... Lawrence of Arabia

>we need more socks!

>I SAID WE DON'T HAVE ANY

That's like a Football Stadium's worth of people.

Damn...

>mfw people try and tell me WW1 was so awful
>mfw warfare has actually been killing at the same rate for 2000 years

>Pretending casualty=death
19,000 died on July 1. Wow so awful! Except 10,000 more died at the battle of Towton in one day, at a time when the English population was a tenth of what it was during WW1.

WW1 is a meme.

It did happen early on. Later they got smarter tactics.

Casualties mean dead or injured enough to be taken out of battle.

>mfw googling Sir Bili
>mfw it's Sean's last movie

lol

Is Battlefield 1 worth getting?

> being this uneducated

enjoy yer thirdworld cuntry ameritard

The lost battalion

Despite what people may think, Sean Connery's carreer was filled with low notes

Zardoz was great

Pleb detected

The Water Diviner was bretty good but i wouldn't call it kino. I mean it was no BvS.

>ameritard

FUCK YOU. APOLOGIZE

RIGHT

NOW

A Very Long Engagement, All Quiet On The Western Front.

Paths of Glory