Post actors you can beat up in a fistfight

Post actors you can beat up in a fistfight

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pretty sure I could beat the ever living shit out of mel gibson, donald trump, and same hyde

all of them

Lena Dunham. If I am ever in a situation where I have to defend myself from her (as I would never hit a woman unprovoked, even if it was her) I would fuck her up so bad the paramedics are going to vomit when they are going to have to scoop whats left to her in buckets.

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beating a dead horse, user

Im sure the Average dude on planet earth not just america but the entire planet can beat the shit out of 85% of Hollyweird. Remember its filled with theatre kid faggots.

I would let her dominate me

Are you implying he is a horse?

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90% of them, dude. I'm 5'8 165. A fucking 5'5 120 man could annihilate around 75%. Keanu Reeves and Steven Seagal are the ones that first come to mind that could legit beat ass.

What is this from senpai?

5'8

But why would you?

are you 15? thats jumanji you dumb ass

I'd be really impressed if he could eat that whole thing.

idk man mel gibson probably wouldnt hold back on resorting to busting a bottle over your head and proceeding to barshank you

A fistfight, sure. A kickfight, I'm not so sure.

Someone post the pasta

frankie muniz

5'8????
Holy shit bro.
This has to be bait.

6'1 200pounds of pure fit man.
Feels good bro.

go to bed lena

Fucking manshitpig

Every fucking time

Wow she looks so good here in comparison to the shoop that's usually posted. I think I love her again. PLease forgive me Chloe.

Trump and Sam Hyde are like

whole different caliber compared to Mel.

I'm basically sure Mel could end you easily.

Somebody post the video. You know what I'm talking about.

Even with my pants off and a rope around my neck.

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I could literally take on Bautista, I'm 6'2, 2 inches below him, but I'm built like a shit brickhouse and legitimately competed in boxing leagues and won.
I've sesen Bautista in MMA and I know I can kick his ass, he's a lightweight.

>and a diet coke

Eh, I don't want to be banned today.

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Why does it even bother? I'm sure it has enough dough to get some fucking househelp.

>beating up a black belt

While wearing your favorite affliction shirt too right?

Elijah wood seems like a completely different person when he isnt Frodo

And yet you're stilling sitting there posting on Sup Forums just like all the other tubby losers

Did you not get the joke, or am I missing something here?

You're alright mein fuhrer

the guy's just kinda slow on the uptake

it's called a nigger knife

I think based on the Memers of the Galaxy production photos that he's no taller than 6'2". WWE and Hollywood notoriously inflate height of actors.

Hey Hey Hey

I may be tubby but I am not a loser

I'm just different

>hold my purse, the pizza stays with me!

Truly a fat cunt in the making. Her frame is built to be fat.

say what you will but she does have some nice legs
its too bad they take up like 80% of her body

That's what I think too, he's a prissy princess groomed for the cameras.

I'd rock his ass after chugging a kegger

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yeah it sure is weird how he ACTs differently

Mel Gibson could wreck 99% of this board

shes so weirdly hot to me. i dont know what it is, she just has an incredibly unconventional beauty.

Damn that looks tasty

pretty sure this alpha male would kick erryone asses in this loser's club board

What video?

>alpha
Myles, please.

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verne troyer is literally plebbit tier, he panders meme pics there all the time
>look how short i am guiz xD

Sam pls go

You probably just have a thing for THICC eyebrows. I know I do

;)

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There you go big guy

meant for

>yfw the subway diet isn't a meme

Where he gets pegged by a normal sized girl

fuck this actually looks good. fucking Sup Forums

>everyone has to have seen all the movies I've seen
As a massive jumanji fan, shut the fuck up.

little girl from uncle buck turned into a big mess

Miles "Chad" Teller

beat up not knock up

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I'm pretty confident I could break him like a twig.
I wouldn't, cause he's qt, but I could if I wanted to.
That makes me diamonds for some reason

In no particular order:

>Robert Pattinson
>Jesse Eisenberg
>Seth Rogen
>Tom Hardy
>Jonah Hill
>Michael Cera
>James Franco
>Jared Leto
>Robert Downey Jr
>George Clooney
>Casey Affleck
>Benedict Cumberbatch
>Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Actors who could beat the shit out of you:

>Christian Bale
>Keanu Reeves
>Matthew McConaughey
>Hugh Jackman
>Michael Fassbender
>Russell Crowe
>Ryan Gosling
>Jake Gyllenhaal

List is pretty good, but falls because Tom Hardy is a trained Boxer.

Hardy is a manlet.

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How could you beat a vampire ?

>actors who could beat the shit out of you

>lists skeletons and a fat new zealand drunk

kek.

Your reading comprehension is shit.

what the fuck are you talking about, you stupid faggot?

> wanting to beat up America's Sweetheart Elija Wood

>shit brickhouse

Elijah Wood killed a kid in a hit in run accident in 1991.

he'd rape your fat boipussi, faggot.

You motherfucker I had to google it.

you know his full name is Elijah Muhammad Wood? weird, right?

It's because you're sick, user.
Leave the poor pepe alone, he doesn't deserve your filth.

Tom Hardy would wreck your shit, cunt.
Also, you forgot the Cruise.

I can fist fight Nicole de Boer.

no, you really can't.

More like a sexfight, AMIRITE?

And why is that?

I can also beat up the entire cast of TNG with or without makeup.

>Michael Cera
I'd beat him up and fuck him, in that order.

Scott Edward Adkins

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Now or back in the day?

I bet Dorn could have fought

I bet he'd like it too.
Big strong man holding him down, fucking his frogpucci and making him cry.
He would know that if I wanted, if I just wanted, I could crush his windpipe. And he'd get off on it, he'd struggle against my hold to no avail and I'd just fuck him harder, and he'd love every second of it.

any1 know where the other pizzas from? i have to know

Back in the day, with Bat'leth and all. I'd even let Reading Rainbow take off the visor if it would help. But you don't have to take my word for it.