Going to see a hooker tonight. Pic related. AMA

Going to see a hooker tonight. Pic related. AMA

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how much you paying for that?

Gross

300 plus hotel

Find a better hooker man what the fuck

And what is she promising? Duration/time?

An hour. Menu is wide open.

I'll remember that when I'm balls deep up her asshole.

multiple shots on goal?

300 PLUS hotel for ONE hour with THAT?
Smacks a bit of a rip off tbh
Doesn't even look like she's worth a conversation

Absolutely.

this

come on OP, how can't you score better than that for fuck sakes

I like them thick and she is up for anything.

How much do you fags think a hooker costs? I'm not getting some crackhead on the corner.

What city/state that way I can look her up and maybe get a piece of that ass?

So you get a fat, ugly Mexican whore for 300$. What a rip off. Can't you just cruise the local taco trucks and find you a nice goblin for free?

here in leaf land, i can find a shitload easily for 150/hour in my area

Going to destroy this ass

DFK?
BBBJ?
GFE?
PSE?

eww dude... 300$ + hotel for this?!

abort as soon as possible and find better or just save yourself 300$ and nut while thinking of some fantasy including her

ffs

Yes. And BLS, DATY, DATO, CIM, DT also

thats fair but aren't fat chicks up for anything anyway because they have to compensate?
Could probably easily pull a fat fuck in a bar for free then pay her 40 each time she doesn't wanna do something

I got the cash homie and she's just my type. Plus she's driving an hour to me.

still
and
come on dude, atleast tell me your area so i can help you shop for a whore, like wtf man

This is worth 100/150 per hour. Not 300.

A2M?
COB?
CIM?
COF?

enjoy paying 300$+ to have sex once and never again

Have fun user, its been months since I fucked my last hooker. All im fucking now is my wife and sugar baby and I'm getting bored. Headed out to Vegas in a few weeks and already have 4 hookers on my hitlist for everything from head to bareback anal with creampie! Can't wait shit is going to be totally cash!

That is a rip off, eastern euro and south american whores like that in the UK are £70/$90 an hour and they're paying for the hotel

I'd rather not do the work plus I'm married. Bang her and I'm gone, no fuss no muss

i'm an ass guy myself and i don't mind a chub slut but you can get better than this that's for sure

Basic Life Support? Well, at least she is dressed like a nurse...

Larping is fun!!

well I suppose if you got money like that to throw around there's no point in trying to sway you cus it doesn't matter anyway.
Have fun i guess

Ball Licking and Sucking you fucking moron

looks like her diet already did

>bareback anal with creampie (with a vegas hooker)

Enjoy sharing STDs to your wife when you get back

Good deal bro, next time I'm there I'll check that out.

You can't get STD if you are doing the fucking. Bozo...

They're paying for the room because they're cycling dicks in like it's an assembly line. You are likely fucking a hole that has been crammed fill of nigger dick just minutes before you showed up, user

The joke


You

OP's comeback from Vegas
>hii baee
>-hi sweetie i brought you back some bareback anal creampie leftovers
>-w-what?
>nothing, you'll figure it out yourself
>-o-ok y-you t-t-too

that's true.
Btw if you wanna cum in her pussy just have her on top so the jizz can't slide into her. Trust me

Same with standing up position

Ugh. Dear lord. You desperate OP?

Shes a nice little thick one with good skin. All these fags talking about do better can pay for you then since they get them goddesses lol.

kek

why would anyone ITT pay for OP to fuck some overpriced ugly skank whore because we can get better? That doesn't even make any sense you retard

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Reading is hard huh. Read it again slooooww faggot

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man, go to any mexican vacation spot, ask the cab driver for a hooker house, pay somewhere around 20 to 30 bucks for a girl of that quality and an extra 20 if you want freaky stuff, since you're on vacation you already paid for the hotel. If you go to mexico city you'll get better quality, cheaper

like seriously, this one does anything you want for less than 50

well maybe you should rewrite your sentences like a normal educated human being you fucking braindead nigger

Hasent happened yet and never will thanks to something called "testing"

she's fat. you dont have much money, do you?

Dude Wtf I'm not in Mexico. Fucking guys are ridiculous. Yes there are cheap whores in 3rd world countries, I get it.

Wait you're paying $300 for that? You need a role model OP

No its fine learn to read fritz. You faggots saying you can do better then do better link something other than complain about what other people do with their dicks and money

Why pay thousands on a trip to fuck a hooker for cheap when you can just fuck a similar whore for a couple hundred

I'd rather fuck your mom than that fat whore

Or you could try writing a cohesive post next time.

you want a link? here's one that seems to match OP's preferences at first glance

montreal.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/120-all-include-beautifull-italian-chanel-100-true-pic-we-accept-all-credit-cards/4967897

120$ all included
19 years old
italian from Montreal

Exactly. For everyone saying it's too much, post a link to a whore in your area and see how much they charge for outcall with anal and multiple pops.

man, i wish you americunt could read properly
>go to any mexican vacation spot
>since you're on vacation you already paid for the hotel
idk where did i imply you were in mex, but assuming you got 300, that would pay your whole weekend in mex in almost any place, hooker included

This is 4 chan where perfectly written post is a must... swallow the knife already

There you go OP go to Canada for some cheaper pussy

$150-$250, hotel included for a whore that's actually attractive here in Canada. I've had a duo for $225 and both of them were 10x hotter than that frumpy pig you posted lol. One of them told I could lick her pussy while I fucked the other if I wanted, but I declined cause that shits nasty haha

Why in the fuck are you paying to fuck a disgusting slob? That's an easy date to olive garden with desert from anal.

Sure it is. I do love me some hookers though, probably been sucked and fucked by well over 400 by now. That includes massage parlors and street walkers that I have picked up in my car on the way home from work. I do like CL and BP but they have been dropping off there for some reason and its mostly bots now so I take what i can find and have my fun. Its probably more of an addiction than anything at this point if I am being totally honest.

thousands? outside of the flight, 300 usdllrs would pay a very good weekend vacation for ona person

i mean, they just paid a half ass beach vacation for my gf and me, flight included

Canada home of the Syphilis. Or whatever disease its infamous for haha

Took like 2 seconds bro

>One of them told I could lick her pussy while I fucked the other if I wanted
more like, you can get a souvenir from this wild night for the rest of your life

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha
i fuck angels whole night forr that money in ukraine

Not OP, but I've never met a whore that would let niggers fuck her lol. All the ads say "no dark gents". Even the nigger hookers don't fuck other niggers lol

Hey Ive seen her on tumblr. But most likely a whore right...

You can sperg as much as you want but that first post is the work of a literal retard.

Thats a red flag. Its the Alexis Texas thing. Only 1 nigger allowed ya know

Haha that photoshop

Are you too poor to pay for a good looking one?

Sure it is fiddlesticks. Im done with you now.

It depends a lot where you are. Whores in Thailand and Philippines will cost $20. in Europe you're going to be paying about $150 for an outcall but as little as $70 for an incall because there's a lot of girls from Romania, Poland and touring latinas and chinks that will fuck cheap. It's only worth paying a lot if it's a top draw porn star or instagram model

NO NO real life back page hooker 100 bucks... LMAO

Sure, it's probably very tiresome for you to read this much in one day.

It looks like many many people beat you to it.

hook me up with that shit, I'm going to surf in oaxaca

Why is that a red flag?

I dont know what the alexis texas thing is

hahaha OP just got shut down

You getting ripped off. Are you in a major US city?

You came to Sup Forums for us to ask you shit about your overpriced hooker. Toughen up kiddo

Cheaper hookers in mexico

Working girls and porn stars that dont do black customers/coworkers dont do it for themselves. They have black boyfriends that would murder a bitch if they did another black dude. Its a possession/power thing

Sorry OP I guess I made you look bad

I just assumed it was because niggers are more likely to get abusive or try to ditch a bitch w/o paying cuz ya know... theyre niggers

Nigger? I'm not OP

It's not that most of the time, blacks are bad clients they're more likely to argue over the price or try to rob you so a lot of girls don't want the hassle

This. 1500 pesos for a 10/10 is $78.00 usd

I have had sex with multiple prostitutes across the last two years and in total I have spent less than that.

How many STDs ya got?

She's nasty dude, you could do better. I'd smash for free, but to pay nah man.