ITT: Versus Thread

Post versus scenarios with your favorite movie (or TV) characters

>James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

who comes out alive, Sup Forums?

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Never seen Jason Bourne so I have to say Bond.

Bourne probably because Bond is just a very well trained regular dude as far as I know. Would put up a good fight though

Bond. Because he would use his skills to defeat Bourne.

What would they even be fighting over?

>Robocop
>Terminator
>Predator
>Alien

four way fight

who wins?

>implying Predator doesn't find some way to destroy terminator and fuck up everyone else

In terms of fight / skills it's a non contest really, Bourne would almost insta kill Bond if we are talking a pitched battle with no plot armour, Bond needs special gadgets from Q to save his ass, Bourne can fuck you up with anything in the room, A book, a pen, a rolled up magazine a towel ect, Bond has no chance

Daniel craig because matt damons a fag

>robocop
why even have him in the mix, he would get destroyed by anyone of the others.

>what is the opening to Casino Royale

>bourne uses his computer expertise to break into MI6 personnel records and discover everything he needs to know about bond, including his weaknesses and his history
>checks his most recent locations and deduces where he will be heading next
>heads him off, lies in wait as bond (who cannot function alone without MI6 on a global scale, realistically (unlike bourne), is fed information by the informationally compromised
>bourne slips into obscurity in this locale, fully fitting in even if it were a third-world non-white country. will definitely know the native tongue where as bond is usually a bit shaky on that
>bourne spends the time before bond arrives prepping, working out all of the various intricacies and perks of the location from a combat standpoint before bond even knows what it looks like
>bourne's face is not even very well known outside of the cia, while bond is most likely universally recognised within the world's secret services. bourne has also wiped all identification of himself from MI6 records when he was swotting up on bond
>bond arrives, bourne moves into position. can walk 10 foot away from bond without him even noticing
>ambushes bond when he is basically alone, uses his superior ubermensch fighting skills to quickly dispatch him
>bond was too busy fucking foreign pu$$y to even give a shit about researching bourne
>easy kill as bourne shoves a copy of the style section down 007's soft english gullet

>John Wick vs. Leon the Professional

who wins?

You're kinda retarded if you say Bond would win. Bourne is a super soldier.

Bourne would win 100 out of 100 if Bond is without his gadgets. He's just a killing machine at this point.

Leon, without question.

Haru of the Takagura Dojo vs. Paul Blart

why would they fight? leon hasn't killed john wick's dog, and john wick isn't trying to cockblock leon and get at that sweet hershlag puss. they'd probably just chill out over a nice pint of beer/milk.

Bond would get his shit kicked out in for sure
Robocop could kill a swarm of aliens EZ (he's basically a man-shaped turret like the ones in alien)

and fuk hershlag together?

dog too?

easy, chris kicks that fags ass.

whatever buoys yer bateau, mate

pierce bond vs craig bond
consider this footage before making a choice: could fag craig ride this fucking wave?
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Plebe

This

What skills does Bond have? Fucking babes and driving nice cars?

What model Terminator? Schwarzenegger's model?

This.

You've got that backwards.

Wuuuut

Do they get all of their weapons? Is Neta Lee Portman helping Léon?

Kek

Hardcore Henry Vs. Bourne would probably be a better match tbqh, would like to see some shit with them

T2 terminator > Alien > Predator > arnold Terminator > Robocop

Yeah he beat up a thug and shot him dead, he almost died and got the shit beat out of him himself, if that guy fought Bourne it would have been over in a second

My money is on JB

Bourne and nuBond are the same character, only difference is nuBond plays Texas Hold Em

I'm a mult-millionaire and I regularly pay hit-men to kill each other.
It never ends up with an interesting fight. The one that finds the other first always wins and gets the other half of his cash.

>shitting on based robocop
>when he is the only one with hero plot armor

>A white man vs. A black male