What does a vagina actually smell like?

What does a vagina actually smell like?

Smell your dad's breath

stinking piss, acid sweat, wasted blood

so obvious

>lick back of your hand
>wait 5 seconds

i mean if ur being serious kinda like ur ball sweat and it tastes a little bit like copper

kinda like this just stronger if it's clean

Kinda like this if it's not

pickles

It smells like sunshine and puppies

so it smells like cheetos and weed?

like bags of sand

Can some post more braces pictures?

i got u. want more?

A bag of McDonald's cheeseburgers left in the heat for a day.

Salty coins and milk

If she gets a shower her vag would smell fresh and clean. After I licked her some seconds she came wet and I would suck it.
Post more of her !
I like fap.

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Butterscotch, yo

Yes please

salty milk and coins.

Fish. Definitely, like a good, fresh, trout.

nothing if she keeps it clean

I fucked a chick whose ass smelled like corn chips. Whats up with that?

The best one I ever tasted was like tart cherry pie.
TBH most taste like fish tho.

yeah

Like the fish fillet at McDonald's

/thread

tastes like skittles

in all honest tho never ate a girl out without her not showering usually just sweaty kinda metallic.

Like a bag of sand

Corn doesn't digest well

Nothing if you're lucky, else old fish.

really depends. if it's an outrageous odor there's something else going on down there and you should bail out.

Exactly like the underpart of the head of a penis. The trick is that you need to be uncircumcised to get the true fishy smell. Then, jerk off a couple of times a day for like 3 days straight without once washing or wiping down your dick head. On the fourth day, roll back the foreskin and take a whiff. It'll be uncannily similar to the smell of a fish market where there's raw fish out on display.

Sometimes 1 day of jerking off without washing will do the trick the following morning.

Uncircumcised faggots need not worry about this, as their dick head is constantly being aired out, and lack of foreskin makes it hard for fishy smegma to develop underneath the head. Furthermore, uncircumcised faggots have developed a calloused layer of skin over their dickhead, which makes it harder for smegma to stick to that area.

On second thought, vagina smells like what I described above plus a bit more potent like something that'd taste bitter. This is because on top of collecting so much smegma in an enclosed area (the vagina), they often also have leftover bits of menstrual blood and fecal residue that flows into the vagina when they release flatulence. Many women find that their anus gas enters their vagina when they fart while sitting down.

A Monopoly board that's been in a damp attic too long.

Pretty bad not gonna lie.. Think of having smegma on ur dick for two days! that's what a woman clown hole smell like! Don't let the make up and filters fool ya! Its a wasteland down there! Believe that!

>Many women find that their anus gas enters their vagina when they fart while sitting down.
I did not need this information

Mussels gone bad.

Each girl has her own scent. No two pussies smell the same nigga.

Should not have a strong smell but a faint smell of the girl, everyone has their own smell

sadly, my girls pussy doesnt smell like anything. she hasnt showered in 2 days and it still has no smell at all.

kinda dissappointing really.

Yeah blowup dolls tend to not have any smells after 2 days of not washing. The virgin has been detected.

Pee, sweat...

Don't shower for 24 hours, stick your finger in your armpit for like a minute then rub a fabric softener sheet just a little bit.
Smell your finger.
That's about as close as you'll get.

I didn’t need to know any of that shit.

Sup Forums the place to be

i would think a blowup doll would fucking reek after two days of being pounded by me.

her body just doesnt have much of a scent anywhere. feet, pits, or pussy.

Oldfag too huh?

a lot of women fart, and the gas goes right into their vagina.

same with diarrhea. right up into their vag.

I like my vagina a little fishy (vagisitis), with a butthole that's not totally wiped. that bouquet smells and tastes delectable. also make it hairy so it amplifies the scent.

I'm old, when you get to be in your 30's, you'll want it gamey, boys. you'll welcome the occasional fart, and you may want to watch her take a good dump.

Reading this literally made me cringe

A mixture of fish and copper. It's rather disgusting. I only put up with it because pussy feels amazing.

being a virgin should make you cringe, fatboy.

40yr old virgin reference i see you

ayy dude weed lmao

Diarrhea doesn't go into the vag. Farts sure that wafts close enough to the vagina. If wet shit dripped into vaginas you'd see a lot more infections since wet shits are common af

diarrhea drips right into the vag all the time.

ask women.

Like raw tuna that they put on sushi.

Are you sure you aren’t just projecting your closeted scat fetish onto the world? Because that’s what it sounds like to me.

change and milk

lol, drips up? or do you think most women shit while doing a handstand?

this :D

lets just say if you can smell a porno scene, you probably wouldn't jack off as much

oh you idiot. the vagine is directly under the anus. are you a retarded?

Ask women. Ha, oh kiddo

you're a virgin. we discussed this fattie.

see

lol, on planet virgin, maybe. or when she's lying on her stomach. not while shitting

The most believable is it dropping into the gooch but not into the vagina

>but I don't know any women!

True. Well you'll have to take my knowledge as proof until one will talk to you. Or until you die.

sometimes there's no gooch. sometimes the vag is literally right there. this is why you've likely never seen a woman naked.

I'm sure I've had more pussy than you'll ever get to see in your lifetime. And you can't throw shit my way since you'd rather chew it fetishwise.

Kids

absolutely not, you sound like you've tried and failed too bang a couple of paid whores.

nothing about you speaks to me of Vagina.

you're probably just a kid, so be patient son.

coin and batteries

Don't assume people's gender, even on a faceless platform. You just end up looking like an idiot that hangs around dicks too long.

you might be a lesbian, that's fine too. I've still had worlds more pussy than you, and you have your own. I even know how to eat pussy better, finger one better, and how to make a pussy cream, squirt, and drip better.

again, you're young kid. give it some time time and practice.

>the virgin battle
>who's sucking more dicks than the other edition

like used panties

Like my dick

This has derailed

It smells like a cross between Don Knotts’ breath and Tom Cruise’s asshole

Lucky you. My gfs armpits and pussy both smell pretty bad sometimes

you're DEFINITELY sucking worlds more dicks than anyone itt (to even be thinking of cock, in a thread about pussy)

fag

...

Now I'm a virgin but I imagine cinnamon and cotton candy

You're probably right. I didn't want to dick measure on a thread on pussy.

Like the inside of a boxing glove after a 12-round fight.

Ask your mom

sometimes tomato, sometimes cumin, sometimes chili powder, sometimes your own cum

Are you me?

What does a girl's butthole smell like?

is the virgin still trying to sound like a mack daddy?

it actually sucks. i wish she would have a nice aroma, but theres nothing. especially her feet. i love it when a woman has a nice sweaty smell after a workout, but my new girl doesnt smell like much of anything.

hopefully once it starts to get hot again, thatll change though.

Like your own tbh, jam a finger in and smell it

Really depends. Nothing, body odor, rancid fish, blood, sour butthole. Depends on the girl, get hygiene, etc.

Wife's smells like grapefruit sometimes.

Dude I ain't gay

smells like the breath of a girl in braces

Thats actually pretty fucking accurate.
>tips fedora

Cream is vaginal discharge from different times in the cycle of ovulation. And squirt in basically urine. But I'm sure you don't mind any of that. The only one of those that make any difference is the drippy mucousy one that happens if she's aroused.

Well if your doing it right, cum.

a raw chicken in a sauna for hours

Not even fucking close virgin faggot