Teacher wheels this into class

>teacher wheels this into class

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>teachers old porn tape starts playing

>it's a live birth episode

>teacher skips the sex scenes

>it's a Michael Moore documentary episode
I literally saw this movie no less than three times across three separate classes.

>its a teacher forces you to watch that shitty romeo and juliet movie with leonardo dicaprio episode

>its a tape about castrating bulls

I thought ag science was going to be a blowoff

I watched arther so many times

everytime

INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Best thing we ever got to watch was the James Bond where the car can turn invisible. After standardized testing.

>his school didn't have projectors in every classroom

>Dead Poet's Society starts playing

Source

Did anyone else have to watch "school versions" of films? I remember in middle school we got to watch a "school" version DVD Glory that basically got rid of all the gore and any use of the word "nigger". Does anyone else have any experiences with school versions of films?

I remember seeing this in a business course

>The english teacher who is highly authoritative and stuck up gets overly excited about the standing on tables scene
>finish movie
>she goes back to abusing me like she did every lesson

always confused me

In my typing class I love it when she brought the TV, it meant she was going to put a Mr. Bean episodes.

>he went to a nigger tier school that didn't have multiple HD screens in each classroom

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

>be in public speaking course in freshman year of college
>fellow student shows his final form by giving a speech on how the USA is close to burning like Rome because of rampant homosexuality and degeneracy in general

this was at a college in the gay district of Seattle. needless to say, other students were enraged.

fuck off youngfag

>English teacher puts on Romeo and Juliet (the 60's version)
>tfw he forgets to skip the nude scene

WE'RE JUST OLD YOU FUCK, HAVE SOME RESPECT

>it ain't me starts playing

>puts on a porn dvd and cracks open a handle of whiskey and just sits at the desk taking frightening pulls from the bottle until some of the kids leave and tell the principal
This happened to me. He got fired.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8 begins to play

>Mr. Smith goes to Washington starts playing

>being young in 2016

fuck sakes how did we stoop so low

>teacher comes out of the back room with this

Gorgeous! Well done that man!

LASERDISC

NICE AND BIG

Every fucking time...

yeah, i loved it. other students were trying to interrupt him in the middle of it, but the professor told them to stfu until he was done.

>school fun day
>this movie starts playing

Comfy, comfy times

>projecting this hard

Is this any good? I hate Michael Moore but the synopsis looks interesting.

>Prospero's Books starts playing

good times

In my senior year English class we watched Kurosawa's Throne of Bloof and Polanski's Macbeth.

That same teacher called me little Hitler because I wrote an essay my junior year about how we should do experiments on death row inmates.

Regardless of that, she got me into film, and I still respect her.

Only time I ever was disgusted was when in english class? can't remember which one it was in 9th grade, she showed a vid about safe sex and the possibility of getting preggo. Beforehand the guest sex ed teach showed a dildo? and how to put a condom on. Anyways at the end of the vid without warning a showed a lady giving birth and everyone got disgusted by it. One of the girls in class was crying and another girl beforehand while the vid was talking about a girls period was covering her ears. I myself looked away at the birthing scene.

>English class
>Bloof

Looks like you guys watched too many movies

Oh my god

>He went to a nigger tier school that didn't have a projector facing the white board in every room that were eventually phased out in favour of interactive white boards

it was a compliment

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

You're right, I can't believe I forgot how to spell blood.

>secondary school
>history class
>learning about 1920's Southern America, niggers and the KKK
>teacher shows us the trailer for Mississippi Burning but says we're too young to watch the actual movie and he never mentions it again
what did he mean by this?

How fucking young are you guys? These were installed in classrooms within the last 5 years

My Teacher put on Rob Zombies Halloween and skipped past the rape scene

...

Watched this like 6 times throughout my education, everytime was fucking awesome.

>projectors

fuck off Jerelle

This , every time

>The Outsiders starts playing
Stay golden, Ponyboy.

I think in 8th grade for a "fun" day we watched Spirited Away

it was nice

>they had the dumbfag classes

anyone?

GED AND PROUD

Right side.

>econ teacher puts this on

Remake when?

in middle school my science teacher had us watch his birds fuck
im not kidding, he brough it his birds and they fucked right then and there. he got fired the next year after someone reported it lmao

As a faggot, he is right.

Do you enjoy destroying Murica?

mah niqqa
wasn't she only like 16 irl too?

It's his least bad. If you can take out all of the obvious pandering to emotion bullcrap Moore always does with his shitty voiceover the core message of the documentary is still somewhat secure. GM was the core of the Flint Michigan economy and then they took government assistance money before relocating their factories to Mexico. The city went to shit as a result.

STRONG SIDE!

>teacher says we should bring movies about animals
>i bring my nat geo killer whale documentary
>she puts it on
>everyone but me is bored
>they start complaining and talking
>Teacher decides to change the DVD to the shitty horror flick that lil' Chad brougth
>We didn't even got to the part where they say killer Whales aren't actuall whales, but dolphins


FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE

our class once watched an entire season of the apprentice during class to teach us about business

lol no wonder our educational system is fucked

>mfw teachers can't be fired

What a glorious madman.

quads confirms your side is strong

Lack of self awareness.

They got put into my shit-tier high school in the mid to late 2000s, man.

every room in my school had a tv

>poor people

this can't be real

>those choking sounds

holy shit underrated

Anyone else remember that episode of magic schoolbus where arnold takes his helmet off on pluto and turns to ice? scared the shit out of me

>Evil Dead 2 plays for medieval discussion
>in US history class

>teacher went to USC for film
>now he's a speech teacher
He smelled like shit too

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

>Evil Dead 2
>Not Army of Darkness

"believe me"

no one gave a shit to tell on the teacher. it was pretty comfy. good times.

>voyage of the Mimi staring a young Ben afflec starts playing

>eyewitness home video intro comes on
Fuck that song was so good

>have band during first period
>our director is sick
>old senile sub teacher
>she puts in the Buddy Holly movie starring Gary Busey

IVE ALREADY SEEN THIS MOVIE FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN THIS CLASS, JUST PUT IN DRUMLINE AGAIN

>Teacher puts The Magic School Bus on
Oh the nostalgia

I'm retarded, that's the move I meant.

Cool teacher! Did he agree on the points or was he just fair?

Could have just recommended you to watch it instead of wasting that much time 2bh.

What a lazy teacher

I try to not be degenerate.

kys

>it's a Teacher Kicks Me Out of Class Again Because I Laugh During The Nude Scene of An Art Class Video episode

>All those capital letters
Looks like you got kicked out of English a couple times as well.

>be me
>going to public school in Ottawa late 70s/early 80s
>the teacher would stuff my class into the kindergarten room and put on either Rikki Tikki Tavi or Star Wars when they had no plans for us
>this happened at least twice a year, every year up until grade 5
>I have no memory of there being video rental places near us at the time so some teacher probably bought it
>a few years later I find out what brand new vhs movies went for, around $125Cdn
>that's $330 today, for one fucking movie, which was being worn out in front of a bunch of little kids
>holy fuck

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Why is manly tears holding a GameCube disc

>>be me
Kys

The professor was a black woman. She was just being fair. The icing on the cake for me, is that the student who was most upset, happened to be a female student from Germany with a visa. She went on a lengthy tirade about the other student's "hate speech". She was so mad, she was trembling and her voice was shaky.

>start watching of mice and men
>Cry like a bitch at the end when he killed Lenny
>get called a fag all throughout my high school career.