>Six months ago >Apply a temp-to-hire job in IT with a temp agency >Drug test, background check etc >You're hired, welcome aboard
>Last Friday >Campaign ends >We're impressed with you user, we want you with the permanent team >Pay raise, benefits package >Drug test, background check etc
>Today >Background check comes back >We see you have a misdemeanor from two years ago >Nonviolent, non drug related, not related to job >We don't want you anymore because you're a dirty criminal
Sounds to me like you didn't want to work for them, anyway
A company that uses arbitrary metrics and doesn't value you based on your level of contribution but instead based on some random screening process isn't going to respect you enough to keep promoting you and providing the pay raises and increased responsibilities you should expect from a career.
Jason Sullivan
user get it ex-sponged. Then on the next job and it comes back clear start hitting them for more money.
William Rodriguez
What misdemeanor did you commit?
Daniel Reed
Good question
Joseph Watson
Yeah what'd you do OP
Dominic Cox
so you're a rapist?
Oliver Allen
> be me > temporary work with factory > dude is taking three months off to help care for newborn kid > > slide right in there > work is great > coworkers are friendly > boss comes down to the factory floor and hands out payslips > boss buys a shitload of Nando's chicken every so often for the workers > > three months up > "bye, user" >
i want to go back there but they don't need me any more
Jackson Miller
I got probation for stealing computer parts at work
Gavin Brown
kill the guys kid so he takes more time off and you are in like flynn
Anthony Brooks
big place? little place? government place?
Nathan Murphy
i have occasionally thought about blackmailing employers, but i draw the line at murdering children. call it a weakness.
> you don't want to murder children? then you just don't want that job BADLY ENOUGH!
John Rivera
>not related to job
Cameron Scott
little place, i got caught with less than $2k so I pretty much got off, had alot more id stolen at home but they couldnt prove it
Luke Sanchez
I'm not a bootlicker or anything but they were justified, they are afraid of you stealing from them.
Anyway hope it gets better for you.
Jeremiah Lopez
>not related to work >stealing from employer Pick one.
Camden Richardson
Lol was just thinking that what a flop
Chase Lopez
>stealing computer parts at work
Nicholas Howard
real OP here, I took a shit in the coffee machine at my previous job, got done for exposure
Samuel Smith
How in the fuck is that not related to your job? Dude, I'm sorry, but you did this to yourself. I mean, if I got arrested for stealing car parts I wouldn't expect to get hired as a mechanic.
You essentially blackballed yourself from 90% of the industry. Not saying there isn't someone out there who'll give you a chance, but unless they're willing to risk their business for you, the smart thing to do--from a management perspective--would be to not higher you for any job that would allow you access to computer equipment.
Jeremiah Nguyen
>I stole from my former employer so why doesn't this new employer want me?
Nathaniel Hughes
Hire. Fuck. Normally my text to speech app is flawless.
Andrew Lee
oh. if it had been a big place or a government place, you could justify it - they can afford to lose a bit off the top. loss of 2K to a small place is like breaking a leg.
Lucas Harris
Nigger steals and complains about being called out for being a nig. Well done OP
Grayson Ward
>I mean, if I got arrested for stealing car parts I wouldn't expect to get hired as a mechanic.
if i got arrested for stealing car parts i would expect to be hired as a mechanic. stealing parts is half the job. the other half is lying about them.
Camden Gutierrez
This isn't OP
My misdemeanor is for criminal mischief. Background checks don't get to see what exactly I did, just the charge itself, so it's irrelevant.
Ayden Brown
You're a complete fuckhead.
Christopher Martin
Translation: I'm a stereotypical basketball-american that finally got caught stealing, and now am confused about how that could affect my career development. Derp!
Brandon Turner
>OPs picture literally happened to me, work day before christmas, fired 2 days after christmas with no real explanation
>Might be evicted, rental company is somehow convinced another person lives here that isn't on the lease
so pretty fuckin shitty my dude
David Garcia
your only crime was not being asian or indian enough to be in IT
Blake Wood
Again, this was not posted by OP. Obviously a troll.
Also not OP
This is OP
How have you guys not figured out how to tell this?
Mason Brooks
why are you here complaining Instead of finding a real job?
Cooper Perry
>criminal mischief Explain what you did nigger.
Cameron Gutierrez
I broke the windows at an internet cafe with a trashcan when I was high on meth and stole computer parts
Thomas Richardson
Got caught having sex in a car in a bar parking lot. Not my greatest moment...
Xavier Baker
Wow, what a nigger
Ayden Sullivan
jerked off a dog in a park
Benjamin Foster
real OP here again i destroyed peoples "vote trump" signs in their yards, running them over with my car, the signs not the owners
Noah Lee
and in whose country do you now wish to gain meaningful employment?
How the fuck is a full background check and a fucking drug test acceptable to ask of your employees?
>greatest nation on earth >land of the free
Literally go fuck yourselves ameritards. Your country is a joke.
Christopher King
Do you think thats why he won? so many people all taking the piss and the general public seeing all the signs thinking there must be somthing about this jackass that I don't know - better vote for him - just like all these people
Levi Cooper
>civilian deaths by drone by obama before trump won ~802 >civilian deaths by drone by obama since trupm took power 0 do the math
Robert Jackson
You're replying to a troll
Again, not OP
This was OP
Got drunk and had sex with my girlfriend in my car in a bar parking lot. Apparently cops stake out the place on Friday nights looking for drunk drivers. One of them saw my car rocking back and forth and went to check it out.