ITT: concert stories. I'll start

ITT: concert stories. I'll start
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

>Went to see Rush play live
>Had a good time
>Drove home
>Practiced the bass more
>Wasn't a massive faggot

Kek

Was Andy Sixx there?

I already said I wasn't a massive faggot.

>Rush
>Not a faggot
Choose one

Lold

Grow up. You should get to bed. You got school in the morning.

>Went to see rush live
My nigga, I've seen them three times. My dads been going to their concerts since 1980. Wish Neil would get off his ass and tour with with geddy and Alex again.

Rush has one of the chillest and non toxic fanbases ever. Fuck off

Rush doesn't have SHIT on Black veil brides.

Rush fans aren't faggots, just lonely, because girls don't like music or Coleridge.

They have name recognition.

If you don't know black viel brides you need to age a bit. Gain some maturity. Grow up.

>Black veil brides
>age a bit
Rush has been a band since like 1970.

You're a terrible person, and you are dumb.

Not him, but grow up dude.

For real. Grow up.

When I get grow up, I hope to listen to black viel brides too.

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Get a log of this guy

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Rush are great you massive nonce.

Watch Neil's speech when they got inducted into the R&R hall of fame. You'll cry when he gets to the part about his dead family. Then Alex makes a gigantic joke, and Rush is the coolest and best band ever, you guys are missing out.

Dump