So I got this silicone beginner buttplug and I can just not take it in

So I got this silicone beginner buttplug and I can just not take it in...

I used lube and it just wont go in... :(

Can Sup Forums give any tips&tricks?

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Get fucked by a couple of dudes

No

hmmm ? that should fit.

can you post a picture of your butthole so we can figure what the problem is.

push out, try to "shit on it".
your butthole is simply not relaxed, everything behind is no problem. use LOADS of water based lube and try to hit the prostate behind your dick. enjoy faggot.

Ask your dad, maybe he can help.

Yeah don't be a butt stuffing fag

Do a 360" turn and walk away from this degenerate lifestyle and get a girlfriend.

Its okay user it may take a while use lube watch porn fantasize and rub your cock at the same. I used a vibe for my first one it helps

try this one first kek

STICK IT WITH THE POINTY END

Put some lube on your fingers and massage your asshole for a couple of minutes. Relax and when it feels right just push your middlefinger inside and keep it in. Repeat this and when your hole has loosen up a bit you can try to put in that plug with lots of lube.

it looks rather long, maybe thats the issue

Lol
Cant do it :(
Really wondering if this would work
>360
Kek
Thank you
I can get in my index finger without a problem
Of course
I will try this thank you
Package said beginner :/

Just force it in pussy

Use fingers first, lots of lube

If that doesnt work, get some muscle relaxers.

>pussy

You're welcome. I'd suggest you do this while laying on your back with a towel underneath you. Plus doing an enema in advance won't turn your anal play-experiences into a mess.

How often should you do an enema?

Step 1: RELAX.
You're too tense. Take the pressure off yourself. Relax, take your time, go slow.
You're gonna wind up being one of those guys in the emerg with a can if hair spray stuck in your ass, I guarantee it.

Bullshit. You've had shits bigger than that, that's nothing

I wanna keep it simple ^^
Nope never, biggest i had was my index finger

I think you might have cancer. It can be a tumor blocking your anus. I suggest you go to a doctor and have him insert his finger in your rectum.

alcohol makes your anus relax so try that

post your butt pls

Only before anal play. Never do that just for shits and giggles. Your colon is a complex system. Cleaning it once in a while won't hurt you but(t) doing it frequently might cause some problems with your normal bowel-movement.

its just a matter of relaxing ur butt OP.
like, very very few people enjoy anal the first time, you sorta have to acclimatize yourself to it (once you do it's fucking amazing, there is 100% a reason people love this)

But yeah, you just have to do it a few times before you learn how to relax. I can fit my 5 inch plug in without even stretching before now, even if its been weeks and im totally tight. Just cus I know how to relax now

Poppers. AKA locker deodorizers, tape head cleaner. Huff a time or two and when the head rush clears, relax and slip it in.

Nitrates are muscle relaxants for your asshole.

>alcohol makes your anus
Yes. Yes it does.

fuck outta here OP is brand new to this, you shouldn't be giving advice to anyone you're terrible at it

Nope :D
Will do
Sorry very shy cant do :<
Do I need to get an enema kit? What do you use?
Very good advice thanks! I wont give up :)
:s ?

Sorry I gave away the secret. Shit, it's not like conservatards hate the shit because they accuse it of promoting casual anal sex or anything.

how old are you?

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

An enema-kit is perfect. Fill it up with warm water (not hot, not cold...just warm) lube your asshole up. Put the enema in and gently squeeze some water inside. Do this while standing above your toilet. Keep it in for a few seconds and release. Repeat that for 2 or 3 times and then you're ready to go.

Also clean your toys with ph-adjusted soap before using them

> I wont give up :)
good dont its soo worth it user. for beginners depth is actually really uncomfortable so that could be ur problem. you kinda train yourself subconsciously to get used to having things in there, but you should def be trying to focus on relaxing

once ur all clean try leaving ur fingers in for longer it should help you get used to it. also dont enema too frequently (I think I read more than once a week is unhealthy but really common in the lgbt community), either way google it and do independent research on anything regarding ur health. even this post, dont trust anybody on this fucking website lol

Same fag

I was being serious and genuine and respectful.

You're a moron druggy faggot. You don't recommend muscle relaxers to someone trying this for the first time. What is wrong with you? What part of your head thought this was ok? You don't deserve the internet faggot

You're an easily triggered idiot.

You say that like it invalidates anything I just said
Call me a sperg if you want that shit is not cool, man.

calm down, u r kinda right tho.
i only recommend using poppers in the presence of others. can easy knock ur ass out.

as for my advice massage anus with well lubed fingers without actually inserting for a while

This kinda thing is just a big deal to me. People do this kinda crap on Sup Forums and don't even know they're doing something wrong.

I'm over it tho

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Thanks
Thank you

Yes, a guy at work was getting out of his chair at the end of a meeting and his leg grazed my elbow. #MeToo

you dont have to enema every time user, my favorite time to play is in the shower. to be sorta frank for a second as long as you have regular bowel movements and get enough fiber, you can pretty freaking safely play like 30 mins after you go to the bathroom. enemas become more relevant with depth (and like, obviously if you get a cock to fill you up instead you wanna be totally clean!!).

I would limit how often you stretch yourself wide though. But like we're talking 5+inch diameter vs your what looks like 1-1.5" diameter plug

Get a small dicked friend.

Lol fag, I took an above average sized dick when I was 14.

Its 1" in diameter and just below 4" in length
Thank you for your help (:

its np, I realllly fucking wish there was someone to tell me this stuff when I first started. like the last thing I could recommend is if ur having trouble fitting the tip of the plug in, try keeping 2 fingers in for like 45secs-1 min. it will really help relax and stretch you to get started

This is good advice. I have no problem fitting fingers in. I thought plug wouldnt be any different. I was wrong it feels completely different :D