What are some films about americans not understanding banter?

what are some films about americans not understanding banter?

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The pub scene in Green Street?

What are some films about banter being thinly veiled passive-aggressive bullshit? Only pussies hide behind it.

they don't exist because only america can make good movies

The only people that use the word banter are fucking idiot bullies and wannabe alphas who lack wit.

Oi, fatty, how's your wife. I'd love to rape your wife, fatty.

Oi, baldy, how's your mum. I'd certainly stalk and kill your mum, baldy.

Neanderthals!

>murricans

KEK

Consider yourself lucky. You got a beta there. Odds were about even of that article being about a Murrican who was jailed after kicking the ever loving shit out of an office full of pasty-faced faggots.

Don't cry princess

Dear user.. All americans are betas, don't let the banter stop you from being yourself ;)

You don't have what it takes to trigger me. You're too boring and your attempts at "bantz" are weak as hell.

>Americans not being able to take the banter

Why do they take themselves so seriously lads? Is it an inferiority complex thing?

Why cant Amerisharts handle the banter?

A smell a bald fat man with a hot wife.

Banter = Bullying

Bullying is never acceptable.

Are you going to sue because of this thread now Mr Butthurt?

Who was it that couldn't handle the banter again?

Checkmate, Britastanfag.

>You got a beta there. Odds were about even of that article being about a Murrican who was jailed after kicking the ever loving shit out of an office full of pasty-faced faggots.
>getting violent, because some people said a few mean words
>not also a beta

The Jonah Hill Story

What the fuck, don't you have some futbol game where nobody wins to watch lady?

Bowling for Columbine

the patriot

The Guard

car friend

>workplace harassment should be allowed and encouraged

i dont know why we don't just nuke the eastern hemisphere

seems like it would solve all the first world's problems

Kek, who's passive-agressive now?

how is the threat of violence passive-aggressive

isn't that like the definition of aggressive

Definitely. Americans genuinely think they're from the greatest nation in the world and by default are great. Us Brits know our country is shit and we're all shit. That breeds quality bants.

He's not my fucking friend

It's not just an Americuck thing, I live in australia and some people I meet are extremely offended by basic bants. Just don't talk to sensitive pussies and you'll be golden

Don't forget the thumbs up

Straw Dogs

You going for a wank?
You wanker

This

Friend!

I don't know, how about America: greatest nation on earth! If they change to metric they will become godlike. Then every nation will become one and then we will only be a planet. Start exploring the galaxy and bang holograms. Unless one of you mess it up, bunch of country bumpkins in command.

Alright, bit touchy about your friends

Pearl Harbor

>americans are so good at bantz that little girls get other little girls to kill themselves over the internet

Take your party somewhere else.

What, exactly, do you mean by "banter"? I see these threads every few days, and I still don't know what you're referring to.
>inb4 duuuh he doesn't get the Bantz
I'm pretty sure every user who's posted on Sup Forums for more than a week is more accustomed to banter than 99% of the population.

Americans form highly concentrated areas of bants to make up for the rest of their countrymen being stuck up cunts who don't get the bants.

being shitty to each other ala

Damn, America really is kinda like NK in a way...

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>Americans get butthurt within first 10 posts
Truly pottery

this comic would be better if fat american shot banter american

I love that some of them think it's bullying.
They honestly don't get the idea of insulting someone without malice.

I pity the poor bastards in America who aren't autistic and have to spend time with them.

why are burgers always butthurt, lads? Is it the corn syrup?

>mfw I'm an American and I DO NOT appreciate the bantz

Why do redcoats have a channel literally named after Big Black Cock?

Nah, Americans do get the concept, even if it isn't an ingrained part of their culture.

What you see in these threads are the genuine 'spergers that not only don't get the concept, but take their lack of comprehension personally too.

>without malice

this is bullshit.

""""bantz"""" is just low class people entertainment and a waste of time to intelligent people

to spell it out in words, thus making the joke unfunny: 'banter' is social bonding involving gently insulting someone, while opening one's own self up to being gently insulted in return. 'gentle' as calibrated to the surroundings and how well you know the other person. that's all it is.

I'm sorry to hear about your diagnosis, m8.

It exactly like North Korea but with a global propaganda machine. But nothing a nuclear fallout can't fix

That comic is actually accurate, except the captions should read: "What Banter Is," and "What Pussies Try to Pass off as Banter."

I'm a britbong who just moved back to the UK after living in the US for years.

Brits are hyper sensitive pussies who like to put on a show to seem tougher and more witty than they really are and literally cannot handle the banter at an American scale.

I've already had two warnings from HR for typical American workplace "banter" and I've been back 3 months.

Thanks for toughening me up America. Almost ready to move back at this point.

*unsheathes katana*

say that to my face motherfucker

go ahead, say it again mr. funny man

what's the matter, cat's got your tongue?

I'm American, and I'm glad you can confirm this, because I think banter that goes beyond what I'm subjected to on a regular basis would make me kill myself.

You make me sick. I hate sharing a country with people like you.

Don't worry, user.
I'm sure it was nothin' personnel.

>American scale
does it measures in tons?

shit talking with a dash of gay.

t. can't take the bants

Cheeseburgers

why are briton so physically repulsive? take ANY film or show, i will be full of hideous people. inbreeding?

>burgers

In The Loop

9/11

A prime example of Jerrycans not being able to accept a lil bit of banter and instead whining about it for 15 years

Americans (more often than not) take themselves too seriously.

But honestly that's just their culture talking. In the US you have to succeed and be the best because America is the greatest country on earth made up of the greatest people on earth etc.

Brits have the class system to thank for the fact they like to insult each other and especially themselves or their class. Also knowing the fact that you used to be the greatest but you got demoted to being alright helps with laughing at yourself.

I especially love the Scots. I find them to be kindred spirits to my country.

>people who use banter are neanderthals
Sad!

why are africans better at bantz than amerisharts?

In Bruges

Every faggot americunt sits greasily behind their keyboard fantasising about how they'd flip out and turn into jason statham. No jamal, it was always always always going to be a story about some faggot getting his feelings hurt and trying to sue.

Gran Torino when Walt banters all the time.

I didn't know Clint Eastwood was British until I saw that movie. Really makes you think.

What is it with these dumb fucking British haircuts?

those short bangs with long parts on the side. It looks totally counter-intuitive, the opposite of how it should be cut to be aesthetically pleasing. It doesn't frame the face correctly.

It's like it is ugly on purpuse, just like those dumb feminist haircuts. Like Brits want to look like fucking mongoloids. The french have their weird, quirky hair and clothing, too, but at least they pull it off with style, on a slender frame and slim face.

Because all the cool british people moved away ages ago and now all they have left are the pussies and the retards. That's why the Roos are taller, cooler, and manlier than them.

You want to talk about banter? The Nazis almost took over all of europe. If it weren't for us you'd all be speaking german. Faggots.

Radar saved them as much as we did. That and hitler being a military fucking retard. By the time Patton was fucking shit up it was a lmao race to berlin as in victory was inevitable.

Is banter the only way towards world peace?

>Artist/personality leaves Sup Forums because he/she can't take the shitposting
>"haha what a fag, how about you grow a thicker skin? that's life for you"
>Everytime IRL banter is mentioned
>"MUH HARASSEMENT, YOU'RE THE REAL COWARDS WITH YOUR AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MEAN WORDS"
Almost as funny as when americans boast about being free

Kek Russians did all the dirty work, you just came at the 11th hour.

>artist/personality

What did he mean by this?

>Americans in charge of learning History

What the fuck's a bang mate? Do you mean his fringe?

Not every country wants naff plastic commando hair user.

Fun fact, that shit about carrots being good for your eyesight comes from the invention of radar.

Any movies about fat yuros obsessed with america?

Literally they second reply proves OPs point. Go back to your safe space

Does not every country want a barber as well? That shit is fucking mangled. It looks like he told a child to cut his hair just so he could see and said "perfect".

If there truly was an American ""alpha"" they wouldn't be pathetic enough to be triggered by harmless bants.

Keep fantasizing pussy.

>american """Banter"""
youtube.com/watch?v=laIQ0SExOrk

Banter is between friends, otherwise it's just insults. Men give each other shit here all the time. Have you never seen Gran Torino?

OI MATE GOT ME KNICKERS IN A BUNCH HAVE WE?

>typical American workplace "banter"

>LOL Bob it was me who ate all your food, HAHA such bants.

Yeah I imagine HR would be pretty pissed.

You so much as pat someone on the shoulder in a typical American office and it's a visit to HR for you.

We would never say that, because we would have yelled a simple "faggots" or "niggers". Personally I have heard "get a car" yellef at me when walking. I find you guys to be hilariously simple when you make phrases. Car park as opposed to parking lot. Steep hill is the extremely creative name of a hill. It's like you have a German level obsession with brevity.

Banter is genuinely a great way to maintain good personal relations.

It lets you bring up and address flaws in an amenable way without risk of offence, and allows people to self reflect on issues that they may not have known they had.

>we

Banter is a clear two way street that can be opened by even something so minuscule as work colleagues.

You "insult" them with a clear open window to be "insulted" back, the severity of both insults is what depends on your relationship.

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Yeah, it is fairly practical humor. One time the keycard lock was broken and three of us went out to look at it and a dude didnt let us in and just laughed through the glass and made faces at us until a guy cussed him out and turned red, it was funny.

Yeah, we make different jokes than that. That's pretty basic. Personally I make fun of everything around me sooner than I would my friends. There's also not much to mock about me so there isn't much of an in for people to mock me back.