Fuck you, this image makes my mouth water

Fuck you, this image makes my mouth water.

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as it should, saliva contains amylaze which is important in digestion of starch and other polisacharydes, which exist in large amounts in pizza dough, even as disgusting as pic related

>mfw i spent 30 bucks on a fucking cheeseburger pizza last night

Imagine being Gordon in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Pantaleone's pizza, you fuckin' fine, all tasty with your thin crust and horrific greasy cheese topping. I would totally stuff my face with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is eat another traditional Italian pizza in his kitchen. Like seriously imagine having to be Gordon and not only sit in that restaurant while Pete Fafalios flaunts his disgusting pizza in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing its raw crust and grease pool in the center, and just sit there, bite after bite, hour after hour, while the crust becomes all soggy. Not only having to tolerate its disguting fucking cheese but its putrescent odor as everyone on set tells Pete he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PANTALEONE'S PIZZA TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and stomach its nasty fucking dough and ingredients you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fed nothing but a healthy diet of British and later French traditional cuisine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs in Scotland. You've never even eaten anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the salmonella that's breaking out in your stomach as Pete bring another serving suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and savor his "thin crust (for that is what he calls it)" pizza, the pizza he worked so hard for with personal waiters in the previous years. And then the director calls for another dish, and you know you could kill every single person in this restaurant before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gordon. You're not going to lose your Michelin stars over this. Just bear it. Stuff your face and bear it.

What about this OP?

Fucking subhuman Americuck

so you know better than a world renowned chef that actually had a chance to taste it?
That 'za was extra greasy and had an undercooked thick crust.

>Gordon Ramsay takes bite of food
>Stares off into the distance for a second
>You can see the history of cuisine fly past his mind
>All for an undercooked frozen ravioli

What is this degeneracy.

>this is a thin crust in america

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That's so fucking disgusting.

What is wrong with Americans?

pleb

DAYUM THAT CRUST THICC

what the fuck

that guy cooked like i did when i was 15.

D E L E T E T H I S

I'd drink it.
Vodka mixes well with tomato juice, tomato juice mixes well with grilled cheese, therefore vodka mixes well with grilled cheese

ya ok but don't put the fucking grilled cheese in the vodka and let it "infuse"

delet

>Implying the pizza on the left wasn't created at Lombardi's Pizza in NYC

that's horrible
i'd eat it though because i'm a fucking subhuman

Not mine, since I'm not American.

YAMEROOOOO

help me to understand what this face is trying to convey.

why was it drawn like this

yeah, next you're gonna try and tell me that German immigrants in the midwest invented Beer brewing.

What is it? Death on a plate? I can't see any living, organic food in this picture.
Why is Gordon even taking a slice and analyzing it? It's clearly not food, why doesn't he complain about being served a plate of dead substance?

I really hope you lardbags come to realization one day and embrace your wellness.

mods

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/fmg/ - failed memes general

Wop detected.

Enjoy your failed-state.

I guess you could call florida a failed state. We're still better than most of the flyover states though.

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Why

Before I actually watched some Kitchen Nightmares I thought this guy was just an overly angry stuck up twat because of the memes and stuff.

He's actually one of the nicest and most genuine fellows I can think of. A guy vented to him once about how life-consuming the grind of a Michelin chef is and Ramsay told him to take a month off to relax and then send him a resume. Great guy.

>bread

What are those orange squares being put on the "bread"?

>blank sea of cheese with only some sausage on it and no vegetables in sight

Let's put aside the raw dough, the grease, and the fucking gargantuan vomit-inducing portions, this pizza failed just by toppings alone.

IT KEEPS ON GOING

>american cuisine

Those cheese sandwiches would be inedible except for the most stout of alcoholics. Jesus Christ.

Go' za' Sup Forums?

>Muddle

forced meme general

The fact that she's adding lemon juice over that steaming pile of shit, as if it is a delicacy, is hilarious

Fuck you, this webm makes my mouth water.

How can anyone eat this?

Based ja/ck/

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>all that fat pouring out
>all that uncooked raw bacteria infested meat

Wouldn't eat it if you paid me

Jack is based

>mayonnaise
Are you serious, americans?

This is freedom lad

>American cuisine

This picture is great for sorting out who on this board grew up poor and eating shit food.

That pizza looks disgusting and doughy, not to mention the ludicrous amount of cheese

Recommend me some 'zakino

>it's a ja/ck/ thread

What the fuck?
Who the duck creates this fucking bullshit?
Fucking grilled cheese sandwiches in your fucking vodka?
Infuse?
What the fuck?

In America, this is considered a mild snack, not a full meal. A little snack until dinnertime rolls around.

>tfw you'll get banned for jackposting on /ck/
>tfw you can post this kino here and live like a free man

Thoughts?

Haha Jack likes to live life on the edge I see

>no one has posted jack's masterpiece
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is he retarded ?

I was so damn sure he was gonna fuck his hand up

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PIZZA

NICE AND THICK

>pizza

he plays it so straight, I honestly can't tell if its satire or not

poe's law in full effect

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ZA

NICE AND SHIT

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>its a jack hits his son episode

what

who was in the wrong here?

that looks like someones insides

Why is every person Gordon meets has a fridge full of dirty disgusting shit? Is it some chef conspiracy?

>When you're waiting for him to slice his finger

Because very few restaurants give a shit about quality & fresh ingredients

Not that they know anything about ingredients, most of it is Microwaved/Deep Fried/Frozen

that is what cheese looks like in the futuristic world of the USA, you stupid European

>Chicago deep dish pizza

NYfag here. That's just lasagna.

>futuristic

>still swipes bank cards
>obesity epidemic
>school shootings
>no health care
>houses can't stand winds
>high poverty rate
>one of the most consumerist nation

I'm not even getting started

That's taking telling someone to eat a gun to a new level.

you forgot

>owns the Moon and Mars

see you idiots later while we colonize the stars. How'd that Mars rover of your work out?

>>owns the Moon and Mars
There's a treaty saying no country can own a section of space

>owning the moon and mars

good one

It cannot be legally called cheese. That is why it is called "processed cheese".

What's Florida like in February? A girl is flying me over there to fuck her and take her to Universal but I've never been to America let alone Florida.

Oh I know of the treaty, but how are you going to stop us when we start taking over and collecting all those sweet asteroid resources? Withhold baguettes and tea?

It looks like someone after they jumped from a sky scraper

I live in orlando, should be pretty nice weather in february. the areas around the theme parks are shit holes though, take her downtown or winter park.

Any reasonably cheap romantic spots to go to?

He actually does cut his hand in the video

no idea about places near theme parks but if you go downtown there's plenty of average priced restaurants and cheap counter serve places not far from lake eola. Find some place to eat and then walk around the lake.

Give me a price range and preferences if you want specifics.

really subtle form of down syndrome

you do know the russians were on the moon first... ? no, you dont, cause you stupid fucking cunts get taught your own history only. cunt.

>on a long road trip
>stop at a motel for the night
>check-in
>as the attendant if they could recommend a local pizza place, too tired to go out for dinner
>attendant can't think of anything, "well pizza is pizza, right? It's all pizza so it's always good
>another one comes in thinks about it too
>"well there's a little caesars down the street, they're cheap!"
>"Yeah, that's probably the best!"

Some people just don't understand pizza.

I refuse to believe anybody drank that

What would Gordon Ramsay think of Jack's pizza?

Have you tried it?