Be a 26 year old virgin

>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?

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31. I still have to decide the way of the arcane I'm gonna specialise in.

Hydromancy? Necromancy? Chronomancy?

Pyromancy, bro.
Can't go wrong with the classics, and the thots will be mad jealous when they see how H O T you've become and how F I R E your mixtape is.

But if I go for chronomancy I can learn to go back in time and not become a 31 year old KV.

>Can't decide on school of magic
>Wants to not become a wizard
Yeah, just become a necromancer so you can finally get someone to bone you, homo.

28..
I'm always fucking working, that's my problem.

Lost my virginity at 21. I was a fucked up teenager that no woman wanted to touch..... or some did and I just suck at picking up on signals.

Anyways, I'm in my 30's now and married (to a different woman) so don't lose hope everyone. Hang in there.

What do you work with mate?

Crewman (mostly maintenance) on a damn cargo ship.
Usually out for 4-8 weeks at a time, rest for 5 days then out again.

21, lost virginity to a hooker a few months ago. Good thing prostitution is legal in Europe. Never kissed or dated a girl though.

>Good thing prostitution is legal in Europe
Not in my part of Europe...

18. But I'm not a kissing, hugging, hand holding virgin. I don't hover hand either

25 lost mine at 21 yet i still feel like i becoming the wizard

>All these non-wizards in here
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28.

I never had any similar interests with anyone.
Never found any nerd circles before it became WAY too late. Now that geek is filled with normies there's literally no way for me to stand out against the crowd.

Escorts fam.

So sorry for you, but at least it's easy to travel in europe and you can go to the Netherlands Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary or what ever is closest.

Here is my story:

>>> currently 31 years old, from Germany
>>> no sexual experiences until the age of 25
>>> when I was 26, I met a rather ugly Peruvian girl in a bar in Cusco. We had a one night stand in a hostel and then I took her to Machu Picchu. Fucked her for a few days, then returned to my home country.
>>> 28: Be in Vietnam as an expat. Fed up with being always lonely, so I started using tinder and met at least 3 girls per week. After a few disappointing experiences, start dating a Vietnamese girl who is 26, just 1.45m tall, but cute as hell
>>> now 31, engaged and back in Germany... now in a long-distance-relationship for about a year... one hour ago I bought a flight ticket so that I can see her in March... I hope in August she will finally get the visa for Germany...

There is hope for everyone of you.

Not a virgin but I feel your pain on the work aspect. I'm a truck driver and 2-3 months on the road at a time is the norm with 4 days off. Sometimes work jews me and I end up delivering a load on the day I'm supposed to be going home.
> I have a girlfriend of 4 years, apartment, pay all the bills even groceries and I'm not even fuckin home to eat them.
On the bright side she works full time and is almost done with college.

just turned 27 and still a virgin
I just don't know how to talk to girls very well and sometimes my anxiety just hits it into full gear and i become too nervous and scared to talk
still trying though

About to turn 21, no prospects on the horizon so maybe I will achieve wizardhood

Also 26. Not a big deal, got a decent job and already have more money invested than most people retire with

> 20
> had sex 4 times
> all occured while I have been 20.

22, had three dates, but still kissless.

I was, like 26 or 27. I'd had chicks BLATANTLY try to get with me, but... I don't know. I was horny as shit, but something, some blocker was in my head that would defuse the situation. Coworker would literally grind her crotch on my hip. My response? "Oh, you're so funny". O__O No wonder some thought I was gay. But yeah, nearing 28, I was off-the-walls hornball, like some internal clock went off. Found a chick on AOL (lol), drove 4 hours into upperstate NY to see her, and we closed her door for four days of non-stop FUCK. She was a monster unfortunately. We divorced 12 years later (NEVER marry the first person you fuck). To this day she says, "there was no way you were a virgin", as an excuse that I had lied about myself and who I was just as she had done. Only... I didn't. >___>

I will say, divorcing her was the best thing I ever did. I've been getting the occasional bang here and there and never been happier. Though... it's odd when you're 42 hitting someone 21. Fuck, they could be my kid.

kill yourself

this is why pirates always got hookers at port
youre just doing your job wrong

You're 16, there is plenty of hope for you

I meant this one

lost virginity at 21
30 now, have banged around 8 girls
but now I'm in my prime, girls 25-32 are throwing themselves at me
confidence is through the roof
don't have a cool job or money neither, I'm just myself, it's blowing my mind
from 21-now I was getting a little attention but now it's crazy
they're all 7.5/10 or higher
I'm a 7/10 physically
5.5"
5'8"

30, been with a little over a hundred women, no fatties or ugly bitches. Currently married, two kids, wife still incredibly hot and 23.

why do you have so little confidence OP?

18

w...whore's buy virginities?

>I'm not
Feels good man