Cuck shed plans

Planning to build this before next weekend (Jamal is coming over). Any free cuck shed plans here?

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Looks cozy. I would be afraid of falling off the bed. I move around in my sleep. Sometimes I find myself facing the opposite of the bed.

looks comfy. post more

Where's the storage space for your jigsaw puzzles or lego sets? Is it on the right? I thought that was a ladder to get up onto the bed.

This is good, nice and comfy. Lots of storage shelving for legos and K'NEX too. I'd add some surround sound speakers with a live feed to my wife's bedroom though. I never thought about speakers until my bull suggested them, and I've loved them ever since. Not only can he fuck better than me, he's way smarter. My wife really chose a winner

>sweden taking a bait thread about cuck sheds seriously

I'll be honest, living alone in a small house in the woods seems appealing. Just go to the woods and go full Thoreau

>ausfag jelly of comfy sheds

Every cuck shed needs a closet with louvered doors so you can hide and peep on wifey.

>Not only can he fuck better than me, he's way smarter
wow, brains and brawn. you're one lucky dude :^)

>tfw McGregor doesn't want me to have a cuck shed
Why are Swedish and American bulls so nice? ;_;

That bathroom looks so terrible and uncomfortable

No, no. You're wife never enters your cuck shed, silly. The cuck shed is where you are sent when your wife has her bull over. It saves the embarassment of being locked out of the house, and I think all us cucks have been there at some point, lol ;)

With a cuck shed, you have your own private space to hang out and chill with video games or whatever you like while your wife has her fun. It's just a cool place to chill and you can have buddies over if you want or just relax in style.

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Youre welcome.

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You're not doing anything in style whilst you let your wife cheat, any activity becomes pathetic if your wife is being fucked at the same time

>semi-circle bed
>toilet in the shower

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>turn on the shower
>giant puddle

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Looks comfy af, but how the hell do you take a shower? You'd get everything wet.

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You use the toilet as a bathtub obviously

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$100,000 for a tiny house? I get its supposed to be comfy and self sufficient but for 100k I could buy a very nice home that is much larger. Why would I pay more for less?

This is my dream home. (With a workshop elsewhere)

Am I a cuck?

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>he talks about going full Thoreau in a thread about going full Trudeau

My wife isn't cheating, she's simply enjoying her life. I can't tell her how to live, I just want to make everything as comfortable for me and her. It doesn't hurt that I get a cool little place in my backyard and get free porn starring my wife made every week ;)

Here in Sweden we're not meanies so you won't be called a cuck for enjoying warm and comfy shedsex after skiing, you'll just be called normal

It's literally nothing wrong living in small spaces if you have no gf.

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wait how will i get internet in these sheds? or do i just buy one of those portable small houses and free load wifi from coffee shops or something? I'm just making sure i know enough about this if for some reason i lose my house or i get bored with life.

Underrated post

Comfy as fuck

Shit

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>youtube.com/user/tinyhouselistings
>youtube.com/user/livingbigtinyhouse

Of course! And you shit in the sink, right? Wouldn't want to get your tub dirty.

I kinda want one desu.

This is actually nice

You can actually buy a normal house for that much lel

Gonna dump some small houses/cabins.

god tier cuck shed

I could seriously use an upgrade. I hacked this together after my wife locked me out one too many times. Tyrone is over almost every weekend now. I'm not complaining because i know that isnt progressive, but i need a better cozy space :^)

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Sweden bringing serious comfy

where do you poop in that cabin?

Pretty much this. A lot of these projects are liberal vanity projects that rival the cost of a regular house. Cheap small houses/cabins are more of a DIY endeavour.

haha

in the poop shed out back.

That really looks comfy.

To be fair that's pretty funny

Im sorry. I forgot poor people exist.

This is about cucksheds.

Why would you need a 5-bedroom villa for a cuckshed?

my cuckshed is actually indoors.

she gets her privacy with jamal, but i'm still close enough to hear and enjoy her moans.

good compromise i made with the wife. i have needs to. sometimes you gotta put your foot on the ground.

>that shower

You're going to get sprayed with toilet germs what is wrong with you at least put a fucking divider up

>it has wheels
KEK

Tbh I think it's a summerhouse for your yard/garden.

Semi-interestingly, England has a lot of these sorts of little houses that are on the same plot of land as the main house - a Granny Annex - somewhere for your old folks to live in while having some independence and space apart from the rest of the family.

MOBILE KEK SHEDS

>MOBILE KEK SHEDS

MOBILE KEK SHEDS

>MOBILE KEK SHEDS

Why havent you ordered yours yet?


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comfy as fuck

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Kekkity

>Sup Forums switches the pic you intended with one from a completely different folder.

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tether 4G from your phone.

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chan switches the pic you intended with one from a completely different folder.

This has happened to me more than once. one time it uploaded an image that I literally could not find anywhere on my PC

Get on my level

looks like the number 4 screwed up my greentext

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i'd actually like to live there a couple days

This thread is going a little too well for my liking

How longer until the hipsters have to sell these at losses?

whoa whoa whoa...you don't want jamal getting jealous!

That's just claustrophobic

aw shucks id have to pay more for that, thanks though

>Not door in front of toilet
Go back to Sweden cuck
Diggin the comfy bread though, good on yah lads for making a good thread out of cuck slide garbage

good work gents, easily best thread i've seen on Sup Forums

never change Sup Forums

So comfy. That's not a cuck shed tho. That room is attached to a million dollar house

Get closed circuit monitoring, it's a life savor

Is that a bunker?

Now that looks comfortable

There's a reason they invented Ikea, and it wasn't for corporate garbage neo-minimalism

kekmobile

KEK MY SHIT UP

It was because of the double quote, which links to a post.

IIRC there's a lot of chalets like that on a lot of hiking trails

>Legos
Not MegaBlox

So to make a long story sort, I need a place to hang out whilst my wife has... company over. Basically we agreed to an open relationship and so she has men over to satisfy her often. I however need somewhere to spend time because the house can get noisy and it makes me uncomfortable to be inside with all that commotion, hence the shed. So my question to you all is:

How hard is it to build a shed?

What are the costs (overall)?

Is it worth it in the end?

>50cm first stair
>30cm every other stair
>comfy.

My appartment in Paris is worth around 1.000.000euros - assuming I sell it, what is a good uncucked place in the US I could live in?

>tfw no cottage set into the side of a hill by a river

>that watermark

Nice

Detroit?

This thread is making me want to move up further north so I can have winter all year round

>tfw a product of literal cuckoldry

>Spend the hours that Jamal is in your wife's bed, fucking her like you never could, making your cuckshed
>Jamal comes over and stays over so often you have lots of time to spend upgrading
>Making your cuckshed perfect becomes your new hobby
>Finally it looks like pic related
>Your wife comes in
>"user, Jamal wants to fuck in your little mancave here. Get out for a few hours"
>Jamal has now taken over both your home and your fancy cuckshed
>Have to live in your car, when Jamal isn't using it

>executive cuck shed

>uncucked place in the US
After Bernie wins the general election, we will have progressivism across the whole country, and being a cuck will be welcomed everywhere as the legitimate fetish that it actually is.

Kill Jamal

That's a boathouse.

I really like the economy and organization of these, but would only have it if it were in a shelter under a huge warehouse for the rest of my stuff, or cells on a farm for k-tards with lots of land and common areas. You don't need an acre to sleep.