Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
Just ate on of these.
You jelly?

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You must live in Australia because no one would eat ice cream when it's freezing cold outside

Bumping dead thread for no reason

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nigga you can eat ice cream indoors

>I saw this in a recent YLYL thread so imma be funny and make a real one....
fuck off

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Not really. Get on my level

Like seriously

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Jelly it up bitch

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>Take one bite
>It cracks in half and falls on the floor

I didn't think you could make a shitty food even shittier.

here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
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It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
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He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
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But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.

Get cultured and learn how to use your mouth for something other than sucking cock

I'll taste yours op, if you taste mine

it's the best time, you can take your time eating it because it won't melt.

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Blasting semen into the batter is a staple of the ice cream industry.

I've traveled around the world you fucking goof.

Maybe use your tiny spic brain to make a less shitty food.

You've travelled around the world but can't eat a dessert without it falling on the ground. Literal chimps can accomplish that feat you infinite nigger

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i just worked 8 hours in 10 degree weather, came home and ate ice cream for dinner.
some of us are ruthless, i know
extremely jealous, a Chaco Taco is one of the best packaged ice cream bars there is.

If anything it's a testament to how shit the food is.

And no, a chimpanzee could not eat this treat without making a mess, so please don't reply to this unless you're one of those guys who has to get the last word in to feel like a big man who won the internet argument he started because he was upset someone didn't like his diabetes tacos.

get real, an original choco taco all day, i dont need this shit made for tourists and white people

hell yeah, that shit is delish

i like the dark ones, with the cinnamon ice cream and caramel regular is good too. the dark ones are an experience.

Yes I have always wanted one but I don't know where to get one. I am in Calgary Alberta Canada can I get one here?

presentation is important also.

Food is shitty because you lack the motor skills to eat it probably? Stick to processed food or juice you way into oblivion.

And a chimp can eat ice cream you slack jawed troglodyte. Pic related. Your mother eating ice cream

>It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day LOnG

was probably not properly cleaned before handling food

Ha I knew you couldn't stay away.

I eat with chopsticks so I'm pretty sure I have the motor skills to eat most food thought up by humans.

As for your picture, he's eating ice cream from a cone, not from a shell that has a weak fracture point on its bottom thanks to shitty design.

I'll wait for you to call me a chink or something equally less clever thought up by your choco taco brain.

>chopsticks
>insults apes

Irony

I never insulted an ape

Just a spic who forgot his place.

ME CHINESE

ME NO DUMB

ME HOLD ONTO DADDY'S BUM

DADDY GO BOOM

ME GO ZOOM

AND THAT'S HOW ME GOT HOME SO SOON

*insert gong noise here*

Seriously is anybody in Calgary who knows where I can get one of these please? pls help

Cute but I'm white.

If you can make it to fort mac I'll hook you up.

Im sorry and you can tell someone's ethnicity through he net how? Your slant eyed wu tang style eyeballs probably can't see someone's ethnicity if they're right in front of you without the help of Hubble Telescope level lenses.

Learn to eat food without sharpened sticks before you get bombed back to another stone age via the US (again) and/or Kim Jung (for the first time).

not jelly

but i had a peanut butter and jelly with weed butter

feels good

I kek'd

Where do you buy choco tacos in fort mac, what store? I appreciate the offer but I am seeking direction, not handouts.

Well I'm white so you too buddy

Also chop sticks aren't sharp, they're dull

Sorry you're inferior, hopefully you make up for it somehow and live a happy life despite it.

Some Hindu run convenience store called 1 stop shop

I know it's not helpful at all.

I'm inferior but you admittedly can't eat a dessert properly.

Stop straining your fingers

who putts fucking lettice in a fookin hot dag??

NO FUCKING MUSTART! GET THAT FILTH AWAY FROM ME

Damn thought this shit was gonna 404

Americans eat ice cream all day everyday.

Waiter: what would you be having for dessert
American: Pie with ice cream on it and a side of burgers.
Waiter: Oh not that much today you must be on a diet.
American: On yeah a diet coke

Well I'm not accustomed to spending my days posting on Sup Forums like you, so unfortunately my fingers are a bit tired as you say, but I think I'll stay a little longer because you are entertaining and I like that I make you mad. Don't forget to deny it tho, wouldn't want me to think I'm winning.

Also I have no pass and yet Sup Forums has yet to give me a captcha after all these posts

Maybe just a little bit

>Well I'm not accustomed to spending my days posting on Sup Forums

LMAO. Oh lord.

>ketchup on a hot dog
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No more "Clever" things to say?

I'm waiting for you homie. You've so far stated
>you can't eat desserts without spaghetti coming out of your pockets
>Are a white man who uses chop sticks
>Don't spend a lot of time posting on Sup Forums

I'm actually still trying to recover my sides from orbit from that last one.