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Tell me a story Sup Forums

>wake up
>have to make poop
>sit on the crapper, push real hard
>hhhhhnnng
>nothing comes out
>read whatever is around me, it's my moms house so Star magazine it is
>feel a turtle head whilst reading updates on caitlin jenner's pecker
>suddenly hear sister knocking on door
>"user i have to shower for school hurry up"
>panic
>strain harder, gigantic log struggles to exit my anus as I'm looking at whose dresses looked bad on the red carpet
>sister walks in
>she looks at my beet red face and cries

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the elite are all about

you have to be 18 to post here buddy

>be me
>go on story thread
>show face of me
>i need someone to impregnate.

Even in the era of Dragon Ball, when you look at Z-land, Goku was just "wise". I just wanted to fight a stronger opponent, I was not selfish. It was true that Piccolo was trying to win as if it were a "win" tournament (I was proud of the win after Piccolo hit the chest). But it was obvious he was not obsessive. He was responsible for Kami to keep Piccolo from reigning the world.

It's the same as Vegeta and Fritsa Saga. Goku was certainly upset about the fight. However, he was not an obsession. I was back on mission to rescue my friends and children. After Kuririn died, he became a super sunshine and worried about his friend. When he fought Napua, he promised the death of Yama, Chaoz, Tien.

During Buu Saga (even Cell) he has guaranteed that the preparation for the next generation is the guardian of the planet. This is what I woke up to observe the limits of my power and the possibilities of the next generation of Serusaga. That's why he refused the reanimation. That's why I did not kill Fat Boo when I made a fat boo with Super Saiyan 3. He has stated that he wants to leave the next generation to protect the world. initiative

In particular, Goku of Z-land was a gracious existence. He was not alive to fight Vegeta anytime. He was a gracious presence with those who can not fight anymore. That's the same sympathy he gave Fritza, including Neff Reicom and Captain Gynon. Even if he wanted to kill Buu, he wanted to be reborn.

Goku did not show everyone in the supermarket. Even cartoonists have changed the reasons for the Uub training for their concerns and good intentions, Dendes recommendation. Goku from the supermarket was one of the first characters of the Dragonball era and was in training with Master Rosi, who strengthened without worrying. He has lost the conservatory medical care of the world many times. He is a complex two-dimensional character without any seriousness. He is just "funny" at this moment.

Woke up.
Fucked your mom
Took a shit
Fucked your mom again
Fell back asleep.

The end faggot

>there once was a lonely barnacle
>he lived alone and nobody liked him
>one day he decided to try and make friends
>the other barnacles looked and him and laughed and called him names
>he then went home and everybody died
the end

People come to excuse that U6 Sayins are these surpassed chimps that can turn off the SSJ 2 with 20 hours of emotion. It's very fun to come. Yes, Trunks and Goten attacked SSJ 1 as a child, but there was more potential than rice, which was the longest. Yes, Gotenks went to SSJ 3. Because Toriyama completely forgot SSJ 2. It is very unpleasant that the cauliflower jumps directly to SSJ 2, and maybe 3, before the end of this tournament. I do not care because Hippos SSJ is really angry. There is not a little bit of return. He got SSJ 2 but it was unnecessary. The potatoes are better enough to get U6 faster. As the blow disappears and the frost is removed, only the guardian of the name will surrender.

Fuck it I'm in...

>>Started dating a thicc girl
>>Holy fuck titsnass.jpg
yrs go by ltr status
>>she needs to move cuz her old boss retired
>>Move in with me babe
>>Moves in my place, from Jersey to NC
>>No more fucking around, no more random hookups
>>She's a great homemaker
yrs now, and wedding is in 3 months
>>I want this, but shes zero sexually adventurous.

Life is fucking weird. I'm turning 39 in two months. I love her, but am on the fence about the freaky sex shit with her. She's thicc as fuck too. No kids. She is also 34, and has a great career too. Both combined make over 200k. I wanna make this work.

Why am I on the chans talking about this???

10/10

>5 years ago
>be me, 16yo boy
>dad is 55, mom is 32
>dad is bad person
>dad threatens me and mom regularly with horrible things
>I hate dad
>I love mom
>dad knows I love mom
>dad likes to use this against me
>one day I get home from school, decide to play video games
>playing for an hour until dad shows up, playing multiplayer games, chatting with friends
>dad gets home
>dad is drunk
>therefore dad is mad
>dad starts yelling at me for playing video games
>he says:
>why do you spend all day playing this stupid shit, talking to a video game
>"but dad, these are my friends!"
>he ignores me
>he stomps out, goes outside
>he's gone for a couple minutes
>he comes back, he's carrying a fence post from the front yard, he grabs me by the ear, drags me kicking and screaming into the closet
>throws me into the closet
>throws fence post into the closet
>slams and locks closet door
>I bawl and yell for him to let me out
>tell him I want to talk to my mom
>he says:
>why don't you talk to the fence post? If you can talk to a video game then why not a fence post?
>it's one of his stupid humiliating psychological games
>I stay silent
>he waits
>I wait
>time goes by
>he starts mocking me
>he says:
>you don't have any friends now - just that fence post
>I tell him my mom's gonna be mad when she finds out what he did
>he said he's gonna hurt my mom if I don't befriend the fence post
>I start yelling
>he wants me to start talking to the fence post
>tells me that fence post is my only friend
>tells me he's going to hurt my mom really bad after she goes to bed
>I still won't talk to the fence post
>I tell him I'm gonna get out of here and call the police and make sure he rots in jail
>he gets really angry
>he says:
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

so there was this one time i used to soap my ass really thoroughly until one day i stuck a quarter size chunk of soap up my bum and it disappeared ive been using dish soap since that day

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Have you tried talking to her regarding you sexual preferences/kinks?

>be me 15
>have a really cool neighbor with girls same age as me
>we swam in the pool everyday
>we played a game where one of us would go close our eyes and try to tag the other one
>I would purposely reach for her boobs and she reached for my dick
>we never got further then that because I got into video games
>but we recently saw each other the other day, she got real fat and his tits are now saggy
My god what does she do to people

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kek

10/10 would read again

Kek

You can impregnate my ass...

>be me
>be 10
> wake up
>wanna Make microwavable Mac and cheese
>take off lid put in microwave
>go do something else for two minutes
>go back to microwave
> holy shit it’s on fire
> forgot to put water in
>mfw
>mfw I have to open all my doors to ventilate all the smoke out
>mfw that was the last max and cheese pack

I did the same shit with Ramen once.. We were trying to sell our house that day.
it smelled liek shit

>me bored
>go to park
>see yellow car
>YELLA CAH
>investigate
>approach the car in a way i can be seen by the driver
>spend 20 minutes crawling up to it
>hehe brilliant
>behind the car
>get on my knees and peek through the back window
>some 20 year old reading a magazine and eating some candy
>CANDY
>just what i wanted to hit the spot after a long night farting
>think i'll surprise him and steal his candy
>car turns on
>whats this?
>reverses and runs over my legs while my torso goes under
>the guy freaks and drives forward running over my head
>jokes on you it was a hologram

>Fails to green text
>Struggles to press ">" key because sucking cocks
>Can't pull trigger to kill self because too many cocks in hand already
>The end Faggot

>Shoves my cock in your ass
>You take it like the beta bitch you are
>Pulls it out and creams on your ugly face
>Proceeds to smack you in face with pecker till you look like a domestic violence victim

I love life to an extreme extent, and it saddens me how few people on the internet get that happiness is just a subjective feeling and not something ultimate you can gain or find.