DONALD TRUMP HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE ELECTION AND IS STARTING HIS OWN TRAMPOLINE BUSINESS CALLED "DONALD JUMP"

>DONALD TRUMP HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE ELECTION AND IS STARTING HIS OWN TRAMPOLINE BUSINESS CALLED "DONALD JUMP"

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theglobeandmail.com/news/national/300-south-african-firefighters-are-trained-and-headed-to-fort-mcmurray/article30197182/
cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/interactive-map

>a fucking leaf

god I love that exchange. Trump was shitposting well before it was cool

Holy fuck, that image is good.

Is that a true story?

Yes it is...
"We need help fighting this fire! Who do we need? Let's see..."
>USA
No
>Russia
No
>Mexico
No
>Australia
No, they hurt my fee fees
>south africa
...Yes, this will work beautifully

>"Ay Trudeau, how you drive this fire truck?"

> With a shortage of water and specialized equipment here, the South African firefighters often use “firebeaters” – wooden sticks with a leather pad attached – to beat out a bush fire. But at their boot camp this month, the South Africans learned new techniques for the Canadian fires, using hoses and other water-handling equipment.

theglobeandmail.com/news/national/300-south-african-firefighters-are-trained-and-headed-to-fort-mcmurray/article30197182/

Can't make that shit up

Have people died in those fires? How much damage has it caused? Isn't this enough to impeach him?

>Satire image.....Might aswell conclude his opinion as satire aswell.

I don't have a body count but they had to evacuate cities for weeks and the shit is still going on.
cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/interactive-map
Just click on the current fires button next to the map.

I fucking hate Alan Sugar

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once I get FPBP and the thread dies. Sad.

why not trumpoline?

The best part about leftists is they fuck themselves over

ITT tyrones who think Trudeau is a bad PM

kys niggers

I voted for this idiot

I should have just stayed home.

Jesus Christ.

I want a Trumpoline.

>look at flag
>discard post

fucking leafs are not even subtle anymore

At least you might get legal weed but yea you should've stayed at home.

I feel you bro.

THERE IT IS AGAIN

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Haven't seen that flag before.

well hello there.. how bloody uncommon are you?

>That flag
WEW

Trumpalines

Less than 1400 people live on your island! What the fuck do you do!

>New techniques
>water
>hoses

Fucking hell

This person has to be using a proxy

>mfw dat flag

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Legal weed doesn't matter to most Canadians. Only retarded liberal socialist faggots want legal weed that badly.

For the rest of us who smoke weed, we're really OK with the current system except that they shouldn't make arrests for an Oz or smaller.

Regular weed smokers know that it will become more expensive, become regulated so as to limit potency, and probably be banned from public.

As it stands if you smoke weed in public the cops will just tell you to throw it out. When it becomes 'legal', they'll handle it like alcohol and arrest you for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

No, I fucked up entirely.

>using statistic from half a decade ago

Lol..I thought they were at least real firefighters..I shouldn't be surprised anymore

>Being this stupid
You really think you'll be arrested for being high in public?

And if legal weed didn't matter to most of Canadians then why did Trudeau get elected? Mostly everyone wants him for legal weed and a couple of other based policies.

>not Trumpolines

you have failed me OP

looks like he posts on Sup Forums m80

You're right

Half the island is probably submerged by now.

Quick, someone catch it before it runs away.

We haven't even set up a military base or installed a dictator yet.

Hold on little flag, freedom is coming.

alrdy saw it on Sup Forums something like 2 months ago

whyyyyyyyyyy
i would feel so bad if i were you
i was conflicted about voting conservative but i feel so good about myself now
such smug arrogance i feel, id kill myself if i were you

hey that was me as well if its 2 months ago

Post a picture of outside with a timestamp, i fail to believe you aren't using some sort of proxy.

>Europe
Where would you even have to be to get that specific flag? In the EU Parliament building?

It get's even better:
>After a month in Canada, the 300 firefighters will take home the equivalent of around $1,500 (Cdn) each. It doesn’t seem like much, but it’s ten times more than their normal monthly stipend in the training program. It will help many of the firefighters to get out of shacks and build new brick homes, get driver’s licenses or enter post-secondary education.

>Sandra McCardell, the Canadian high commissioner to South Africa, said the South Africans could help teach Canada how to recruit more female firefighters, since there are so many women among the South African firefighting ranks.

That really sucks bro. At least you can redeem yourself.

yeah i guess, what are you doing on this rock ?

was wondering the same

#notharper

Harper was a very divisive figure in Canadian politics. Nobody really liked him, and as his tenure got longer he got worse and his party followed.

Canadians don't really want to be unwaveringly supportive of Israel, they don't want to spend $600 million bombing ISIS, they don't want to spend 50 years of defence budget on the F35.

They do like human-relatable politicians, they do like press access to parliament and parliamentarians. For those who knew about Harper's bank bailouts in secret, I think the consensus was that they should have been public (or not happened).

Nah, Harper was shit. I expected Trudeau to be a lot different. His cabinet picks eroded most of my faith in him but it was his apologetics for Islamists and the insignificant, no-body-cares Indian shit that really did me in.

And wow, finding out that refugees are costing more than 2 planes in Iraq and is also being taken from the military budget and that his '25,000 women and children' is being expanded to reunifying families and bringing in more, I was floored in astonishment.

I could keep going.... The bad far outweighs and perceived good but legal weed we one of the last things I cared about.

You not only voted for one you are one.

>According to the US Central Intelligence Agency's list of countries by GDP (PPP) Tokelau has the smallest economy of any country in the world. Tokelau has an annual purchasing power of about US$1,000 (€674) per capita. The government is almost entirely dependent on subsidies from New Zealand. It has annual revenues of less than US$500,000 (€336,995) against expenditures of some US$2.8 million (€1.9 million).
how do you even own a computer? how do you even bounce a proxy off there?

>Hated Harper
>Voted Trudeau
>Astonished that he got a Trudeau

vote lib get lib

Brussel, some airlines and multinational providers.

2spooky4u lads

I wanted a PIE or a Chretien.

>legal weed

i hated harper too, but i still voted conservative.
you sold us to get high, hippie.
kill yourself

PET, not PIE. 2muchlinguistics4me

Is this God's will, bro?

Why the fuck do you have the wrong flag?

At least we won't have a fucked economy, Harper would run Canada into the ground if we had him for another Term.

At least with Trudeau as PM our dollar is rising again

by going balls deep into a deficit?
sure bro

That gif
Holy shit

I would kill you if I could.

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SOLD ALL OUR GOLD TAKING IN 300K REFUGEES PLUS THE ECTRA 50K SYRIANS, CHOPPED HALF OUR SENIOR MP FOR WOMAN TO MAKE THE PUSSY FEEL BETTER, IF WE GO TO WAR DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO FIGHT FOR GENERAL ACKBAR SHEETSKEET.

WE GROUNDED OUR PLANES, RUSSIA OFFERED THEIRS AND WE CHOSE 300 NIGGERS WHO NEEDED TO BE TRAINED ON HOSES, MEANING YES 300 REG FIREFIGHTER FROM FUCKING ANY WESTERN CITY WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE,

BUT HOHO YOU GET A QUICK CASHBACK FOR BEING A DELUSIONAL TWAT INTO THINKING HES IN IT FOR YOU

kek

this

honestly i don't understand why he hasn't been deposed as leader yet or why there hasn't been mass protests against this shit

its fucking insane and blows my mind.

Handsome+leftie

Media will never attack him for anything.

RARE
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What the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck?
>firebeaters
>wooden sticks with a leather pad attached – to beat out a bush fire
>new techniques
>hoses and other water-handling equipment
Is anything even real anymore?

It get's even better bro.

im sorry i cant believe it
Australia fire fighters put out fire as big as this every year
American firefighters right fucking next to us and have the best equipment
Russia put out house fires all year round
mexico i don't know what they do but im 100% sure they would know that water puts out fire

It's not about skills bro, all that counts is diversity.

i know right if this was in Australia the cunt would of been back-stab ages ago

>tfw voted Green because they're the only party in every riding that can't win
feels good

There are so many shitposts and shills right now I can't even tell what threads are being slid...

Japmoot needs to seriously just start range-banning entire ISPs...

A FUCKING SQUARE

>When you vote for your enemies, they win

your even dumber than the other leaf

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This leaf knows what's going on.

I literally don't want to live in this country anymore, I hope he gets evicted from office or something. Apologizing what? 7 times? To that girl whom he accidentally elbowed, once at a memorial in Japan
Someone end him (not implying assassination plz don't gulag me)