It's 0300 local time, and I'm not repossessing any cars tonight because I broke my work vehicle

It's 0300 local time, and I'm not repossessing any cars tonight because I broke my work vehicle.

Any of you fucks old enough to drive, or own a vehicle?

I'll answer any questions about repo since I can't sleep and I'm trying to maintain my sleep schesule. It's not like the television shows, but nothing on television is like real life anyways.

Only ground rule is no compromising specifics that could jeopardize my job.

What do you do when they object?

You guys are fckn real dicks, you know that

Generally, I don't give them much of a choice because they're usually sound asleep. Most work and investigating is done at night.

If I get caught, they usually behave one of three ways...

1. Want to kill me.
2. Crying.
3. Okay, take that piece of shit.

I use to be a repo guy too for a small mom and pop thing. I quit though cause the pay seemed little for what I was doing plus the so called boss was a fucking moron

Stop being a poor nigger and pay your shit, nigger.

Repoing had to be the best thing ever. I loved seeing the faces of upset people, like yourself.
"Please man, I won't have a ride to work"
well man, should of payed your car payment and not bought that OZ of Dank Kush boiiiii

>You guys are fckn real dicks, you know that

Thanks. I get that a lot. Pay your bills, you never have to meet us. Don't be a nigger.

What are your normal working hours?

had u ever had the cops called?

I get a lot of free weed out of cars, too. It's great. If you can't afford your car, you can't affors pot. I'll take both your car and your pot.

Same, best time I had was some dude was parked outside a drug store after hours to attend the night club next door. I got to his car went to hook it up and mans offered me $650 to leave the car go and let him move it. Brother, I wasn't even hooked up yet. I didn't even unspool my J hooks...

Bump for interest.
Also, has anyone intentionally blocked their vehicle? Like parking in garages or in impossible to get to spots?

>What are your normal working hours?
Sun down to sun up, I don't have a set schedule or area, so I basically get up and go.
>had u ever had the cops called?
I've been threatened with prosecution before, but generally, the police departments are supportive of what we do.

There are times where they must be called for formality, like an assault or when someone pulls a gun.

do you only repo people that are behind on payments? or do companies/apartments/etc hire you to tow abandoned or non-resident vehicles as well?

>Bump for interest.
>Also, has anyone intentionally blocked their vehicle? Like parking in garages or in impossible to get to spots?

Yes. We cannot enter a garage, or go beyond any "threshold" into the residence. If you block it in your driveway, you are only making matters worse, because then we'll GPS your vehicle and get your ass at work or your Friday booty call.

>do you only repo people that are behind on payments? or do companies/apartments/etc hire you to tow abandoned or non-resident vehicles as well?

Strictly delinquent loans, or title loans as they're becoming increasingly popular. Impound companies handle that kinda stuff, recovery companies do the repossession side of things. We're contracted directly by your bank.

I used to do that shit, never had a vehicle though, just a set of keys from the finance company and an address.

Always fun when one was in a garage, I was not above going in, but I was a dumbass kid too.

Haha. Thanks for the response. I would feel so retarded coming out of work and my car is gone.

>I used to do that shit, never had a vehicle though, just a set of keys from the finance company and an address.

>Always fun when one was in a garage, I was not above going in, but I was a dumbass kid too.

It's just too much risk of prosecution in my state. We risk 4th degree B&E for pulling cars out of driveways in some jurisdictions.

>Haha. Thanks for the response. I would feel so retarded coming out of work and my car is gone.

The worst is when we get you at the grocery store. Where you going to put all those groceries on the bus?

have you ever had one in a mechanic shop being fixed?

Fucking hell. So do people call the cops then? Thinking their car got stolen?

>have you ever had one in a mechanic shop being fixed?

Yes. They're no exception, unless they have a mechanic's lien.

I'm a locksmith employed by an auto auction. Since we're also contracted with a bank I sometimes also repo cars.

I worked at a buy here pay here, rip off lot that sold 120K mile Cavaliers for $25K and had an 80% repo rate.

I just went with the salesman hopped out and grabbed them in broad daylight, no one ever spotted me and I only talked to ones that knew we were coming.

Great adrenaline rush.

the worst would be at an airport, where you're picking up friends to drive to you're house 15 miles away, but no car.

>Fucking hell. So do people call the cops then? Thinking their car got stolen?
Often. In my state, we're required to notify law enforcement after the repossession is complete to spare them the hassle of filing a stolen vehicle report.

Thanks for your answers!
have you ever been attacked physically and/or verbally?
how much do you earn for each car?
do you like your job and why?

Do slimjims still work on modern cars? I used to be pretty good with those things.

Ever repo'd an alien spaceship desguised as a 1964 Chevy Malibu?

Sometimes, long-reach tools are where it's at now though. My kit is made by Access Tools.

>Thanks for your answers!
>have you ever been attacked physically and/or verbally?
>how much do you earn for each car?
>do you like your job and why?

I've had weapons drawn on me numerous times, been pursued to the point where there were definitely moving violations being made, and even had chases where local law enforcement provided assistance because there was a firearm involved. I don't consider anything "verbal" an attack. You don't exactly get into this line of work with thin skin and an inability to handle yourself in dangerous situations.

My pay is commission based, I've had nights where I made $200 in an hour, and nights where I made nothing all night. It comes with the territory. Any good repo agent can make a good living as long as they're working for a company that pays well.

The other user is correct. More and more, we're using airbags and other tools to break into your car as opposed to a slim jim that could potentially damage newer vehicles.

What percent of vehicles seized belong to blacks?
Can you green text if any have chimped out

Couldn't confirm the VIN, but I tried.

>What percent of vehicles seized belong to blacks?
>Can you green text if any have chimped out

Blacks and Mexicans make up the majority of my customers.

They're black. They always chimp out, but I'm white and shave my head, so they mind their manners for the most part because they don't really know how to take me. Every once in a while one will throw the "racist whitey" shit, but I don't really give a shit. They can call me whatever they want for the money I'm making. At the end of the day, I'm still keeping blackie down while lining my pocket.

Also, I forgot to answer the last question. I love my job. It's an adrenaline rush, I get to drive around and listen to music, and it's fucking hilarious.

I kind of figured, some cars were just too easy to get into with those things.

Luckily, few knew how to use them with any effectiveness.

The only vehicles I couldn't get into with a long reach tool were a Hummer H2 and an armored Mercedes 300SD because the doors were too rigid to spread. Jiggler keys got me into them easily enough though.

From what I've heard, a lot of states ban the general public from having them nowadays.

Shit, if I have a hard time, it's going up on dollies and it'll be dealt with later. That's what lot guys are for.

I thought it would be mainly non whites, keep on keeping them oppressed.
Any white night bullshit when you have taken a womans vehicle?
Have you ever had to defend yourself and have you had a gun pulled on you?

This, I'm curious also

Glenn Branca