I know everything there is to know about fighting. So ask

I know everything there is to know about fighting. So ask.

what’s one martial art you think everyone should know. I want to learn one and don’t want to waste my money and time. maybe jiu jitsu? It seems pretty useful to learn

How many dicks do you suck per day?

I hear you're supposed to use your dick. When do you use your dick?

ever use the figure 8 leg lock?

When did you realize you and your dad were gay?

What is the meaning of combat?

You want to fight untrained people. I have 5 different answers.

Everyone does know tae kwon do.

Hell nah I just googled it that shits gay. Got another one?

There was a couple of chinks who wanted to be wise men
That's a thing now

how do you reduce pain sensitivity in a fight

answer my question bitch

You clinch.

Martial arts are a fucking scam.
I have a few strats that will literally trick and kill anyone regardless of their "mma" background.

Keep fighting with your rules fucking losers, you cant win a real fight.

how? for someone answering questions online you don't give good informational answers

I can shove your gun and knife up your ass and break all your limbs. Not to mention my chokes on invincible and I can ragdoll you and knock you the Fuck out really really hard.

Bitch

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The teep is a really fast kick that maintains distance with the opponent really well, what viable counters are possible for the teep?

>user learned to fight but still cant fight his gay thoughts

What do i do if trump grabs me by the pussy

OP won't answer this, because he knows nothing of fighting.

Dam

Not OP, but I actually know this one, mom stuck me in Ryu-Goju and my cousin took Tae-Kwon-DO and he used this kick a lot.

You hook the ankle and toss them off balance then go for the leg or a point on the head.

That's correct! I also would have accepted "catch teep, kick sweep" or "teep first, faggot".

>"teep first, faggot"
kek

so you install a tripple nickle 40, what happens next?

you have two fixed enemy positions. half a squad. ready? assult!

what kind of bear is best?

Literally this. A nigger couldnt give two fucks about rules of martial arts in a fight. If someone is stronger than you good chance you will be beat the fuck up as theres no way karate can prepare you for an enraged and sporadic human. Fucking dumbest thing