Glory to Arstotzka.
Papers Please.
Singles will be accepted.
Doubles will be denied.
Triples will be shot on sight.
Quads and above will be automatically accepted.
Glory to Arstotzka
Jack Davis
Michael Reyes
Yo
Joseph Jackson
Here are my papers sir. Glory to Arstotzka.
Jaxson Bell
here's to trips bcuz I wanna die
Bentley Barnes
Come back when you have correct papers.
Charles Turner
kill me papa
Samuel Harris
Well hello there officer... Here are my papers
Jace Cook
Roll
Logan Fisher
Rollerino
Christopher Kelly
I good to come, yes?
Samuel Gray
For Kolechia!
Kayden Brown
It's easy to get accepted :)
Xavier Watson
Henlo officer. I’ve come back with better papers.
Lucas Lee
Henlo good inspector, i do not wish to pass because i have heard Arstotzka is a shithole.
Goodbye
Thomas Kelly
Wrong papers, please try again.
Nicholas Sullivan
You aren’t getting into Arstotzka, Loaf man.
Austin Butler
Lmfao
Levi Jenkins
lemme in thar!
Joshua Brooks
>no homestuck
Samuel Williams
Loaf bloke failed twice. 3 times the charm will do.
Colton Martin
If he fails again I might die from laughing
Mason Smith
OP here, hilarious how the most loyal to Arstotzka is the one who fails to get in.
Justin Cruz
uh oh
Kevin Murphy
Please Officer I must get in. Here are papers after 3rd time.
Benjamin Fisher
You win this round Loaf man...
Andrew Watson
Glory to Arstotzka.
Ryder Gray
Glory to Arstotzka.
I want to live in your Socialist utopia. Here are my papers.
Jonathan Morgan
Rip. Check’s btw
Levi Harris
SPY SPOTTED. CODE RED IN PROGRESS. SPY MUST BE KILLED ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
Austin Williams
Henry Rawlins
Andrew Lee
Gloire a Arstozka!
Joseph Johnson
Lemme get another roll
Josiah Brooks
FUCK!!! ..... GLORY TO KOLECHIA! GRESTIN IS KOLECHIAN!
Andrew Jenkins
Bump for Glory to Arstotzka.