I'm impotent, Sup Forums

I'm impotent, Sup Forums.

I'm 37 years old. I've been using Sup Forums since Christmas of 2003. I retired 2 years ago at 35. I am wealthy, attractive, and as a result I've fucked hundreds of women. I've even fucked a few top tier traps to try something new and get my mojo back, but no luck. Last night I hooked up with a 20 year old that looked like pic related. My dick went limp again after 2 minutes and I was bored. Did not cum.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I could get a lot more done if I didn't have a sexual desire at all, and i'd prefer not to have one since I'm bored to death with sex at this point. The whole situation is aggravating.

Thots? Wat do?

kys

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Send me your money then KYS

NO TO ALL KYS LEL MEMES MEMEMEME

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Try prostate stimulation.

Stop trying to have sex and start loving someone instead.

No to people seeking /advice/ on Sup Forums, if they arent just trolling anyway

try being a natural faggot and take some BBC
not even kidding

If you've been here that long just anhero already. With pics. Also sage.
>sage

Cialis is your friend. So is micro-dose cocaine.

go into rehab for 3 to 6 months without sex or porn or masturbation you'll be reborn after

try killing the girls? You never know.

Start eating an onion a day. No joke.

>been using Sup Forums since 2003
>wealthy and attractive
My sides

You take Benzodiazepines don't you?

Quit jacking it to porn all the time. Hell, quit watching porn. Hook up with a sloot once in a while, use her until you're bored with her, then kick her to the curb.

Look up nofap

only on occasion

I've heard that one before. A bottle of jack was all out took to get 2 infertile people to make 1 baby.
Hee didn't need a whole lot of sperm. It only takes 1.

Have you tried CP?

both addictive and likely to kill you.

Op get your hormones tested.... I went on trt 35 yrs old... i am an animal again.. tons of muscle fucking like a champ again.... best decsion ever

Your max sperm count takes place 2 to 3 days after emptying your balls.
I can bang 10 women a year maybe
(Not op)
For the times in between theres porn.

you want COCK

>trt
testosterone reduction therapy

working a job keeps you motivated

have sex with someone you love, that will cure you

1) stop fucking thots

2) see a doctor about cialis

3) find a woman that turns you on in ways other than just sexually. think dagny taggert from atlas shrugged

not OP, I agree with you, however the stipulation to this is that women are lying golddiggers, and once you reach a certain point of success as a man, women will fake being in love or being a match to get at your money.

as a guy, we're used to faking shit to get laid, but we're not used to women doing it to us, and once you learn that they do this then you cant trust any of them.

also, when you reach that level of successn finding women that are your peers or better than you that you might actually have something in common with becomes extremely rare.

successful women who are beautiful and want a family and smart are like fucking unicorns

Well if ur bored with sex, you're bored with sex. Maybe try to understand that as a reality first. Are there other kinks and types of sexuality you haven't tried yet?

Beyond that, maybe there's other things you haven't tried that would make you happy. Like a good hobby? Pick up 3x modeling and start 3d printing or something. Play and instrument. Go sky diving, or scuba diving. Life is much more than just lounging and fucking hot bitches.

yeah, to much t is as bad as to much e

I have a simillar problem OP, i am good looking and i've it easy with most girls im intrested in.
But almost 9/10 times i do not cum, it comes to a point at maybe 40 minutes in when im just geting bored and tired.

get some cialis or Viagra you moron.
a wealthy idiot, just great.

I can fly and own a unicorn. I am also a really stable genius.