So you're in a bar with your girl and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?

So you're in a bar with your girl and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?

bump

tell her that I'm surprised she can move those meat tanks she calls arms.

retrieve her from the gf shaped hole in the wall and call an ambulance

invite her back to our home and fuck them both to death

One of the rare times I actually laughed out loud from a post.

do 360 and walk away

Make her a burger with the disintegrated gf ass to calm her fury and possibly spare my ass

I would defend her honor and challenge this man to an arm wrestling match and through a series of failures and triumphs eventually emerge victorious as the Arm Wrestling Champion of the World!

A massive white girl with massive arms

wonder if my dick is long enough to even penetrate her, and then think, fuck it i'll get it done one way or another

Careful, that might cost you an arm and a leg. It's probably easy to get stuck in there.

Good one haha

My slampiggy has huge arms too

Why some people eat until they become that?

...

The gravitational pull rips you back in and your neck snaps. Bad end.

Cause a fatty looks and feels awesome

ima try anyway

YOU STUPID SAMEFAG

There is also a lot of money in fatty porn. Some of those slampiggy's are living quite well being a slampig.