When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having disappointing sex. Everything was happening right in front of you because no one really hides shit in high school and no one had to tell you because you were already informed & probably didn't care. It was over already because they came too fast.
Life is all about being YOU and NOT A FAGGOT, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first start to develop your midlife crisis, subsequently resulting in a murder-suicide by the age of 50. Having a dumb ass group of jock friends who suck each other off to hang out with...THAT is what life ISN'T all about
Sneaking out at night to attempt to party & getting shit talked for being annoying & stupid. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game & then realizing she doesn't actually like you, it's a fad queer. Having a huge group of jock friends to have non-gay sex. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You didn't care. Time to do your own thing and become a provider for yourself, not a gross looking 40 year old wife. Time to downsize and save for retirement, that sweet government pension. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined to out live the roid rage. Welcome to bliss. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Christian Rodriguez
you spent way to much time on this in an attempt to troll 2/10
Hunter Evans
Nothing a little cup of black tea can't accomplish
Jose Clark
Poor OP
Jeremiah Sullivan
This isn't r9k
Dominic Howard
>Not a jock >always hated organized sports >somewhat attractive >had sex when i was 15 w cute blonde gf >20 now and continuing to have sex at least once a month at University >kill yourself op
Juan Morgan
Nigger what, OP didn't repost that same shitty copy pasta.
Owen Perez
look at this black man.
James Parker
Hi there, my names Michael Candy and I'm big news on campus. I always get some sweet tail and my ride is a whip. Talk more later. Laters.
James Martinez
if you think that your a nigger
Kevin Allen
>thinks you have to be highschool quarterback to get laid >tells people they won't experience something that 80% of
Noah Hall
Roid rage detected
William Hall
Holy shit are these 2 related?
Liam Lopez
>your
Niggers can't read or write so I guess you're the nigger.
Jace Bell
I don't own a nigger, do you have one for sale?
Anthony Cruz
>What do I spy with my little eye >A faggot that tells a lie >Useless shit posting and bait reading >This is Sup Forums, so stop your typing >Facts and reasons that you don't even know >You don't even have friends so please go >Yet all this shows is your own insecurity > So get off by so we don't have to see your stupidity
Owen Reed
>20 now and continuing to have sex at least once a month at University
Mommy will be proud of you son.
Don't forget to brush your teeth.
Parker Young
OP here.
This is true art.
Ethan Miller
This was inspiring. Thanks!
Levi Collins
He's not showing his own insecurities. He's showing insecurities in general. Don't be a fucking Jew telling people how to live their life. This is Sup Forums now, a fucking Jewish playground for controlling edgy teenagers.
Elijah Lopez
>>You don't even have friends so please go who has friends on Sup Forums you fucking Somalian?
Aaron Barnes
Dubs have spoken
Oliver Anderson
Holy fuck...you actually took my bait. Can't tell if you are that easy or you just get but hurt rather quickly.
Anthony Moore
Not the guy who posted.
>HURRR DURRR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD
Gavin Bell
Who ever said they had to be on Sup Forums...general point faggot.
Gavin Evans
Become a jock it's my fetish No homo
Owen Lewis
This thread has been blessed, and we can't even realize it.
John Gonzalez
Somebody else will take your bait too and live your life like you controlling moronic Jew want him to.
Charles White
*his life
Brody Morales
That's two! Must be a good baiting season.
Josiah Roberts
!GARLIC THREAD?!
Blake Bell
Hi, I'm Toby Anstis and whenever I'm in the U.K. I listen to BRMB!
Luke Baker
>don't have real thoughts on Sup Forums >just post more FB/IG cancer
How dare he...
David Smith
Some jocks want to be virgin till marriage
Carson Young
the dubs speak true
Daniel Morgan
This is the most r9k post here.
Gabriel Parker
Another virgin jock
Henry Bailey
Poor intro, not enough lines, wasn't even green text. -2/10
Nolan Gray
topkek
Lincoln Collins
Hello negros, I 'member when I did a prom, it was full of...Sexuality
Jose Brooks
This is the most incoherent shit I've ever read.
Bentley Roberts
>Step 1. Get Mad >Step 2. Insert "Jew" into retort >Step 3. Stack legos compulsively for 3 hours >Step 5. Continue being autistic
Asher Cook
When I was 15 I tried to just watch porn and play video games, but girls at school kept coming on to me. They would almost forcefully insert themselves into my life, ask me out while crying over the phone (my 15 year old self had no idea how to deal) or ask to hang out as friends. They'd watch me play video games and shit, and tempt me with tits, ass and pussy the whole time. I was trying to be a good Christian boy and wait til marriage, but I didn't even last a year under the temptation, and now I'm glad. Lost my v card at 15, never looked back.
I'm above average attractiveness. I have a nice face, good height. They threw themselves at me without me ever asking.
OP's post is pretty accurate.
Xavier Ramirez
Do you know you're on Sup Forums?
Wyatt Adams
OP here
Girls used to love watching me play games & play them with me. It's a good time for sure.
Ethan Bell
Yes, and we've hit a new low.
Carson Allen
The "handjob under the blanket" trick somehow worked wonders. It was a staple of my high school home life.
Nolan Adams
JIDF detected.
Jeremiah Campbell
Does the OP post this every few hours? What a fucking vagina hahaha
Joshua Diaz
>beta virgin detected
Caleb Price
I quite literally just created this.
Nathan Cruz
faulty detection equipment. porking your momma as we speak.
Grayson Cruz
i'm sure I saw an cancerous post a few hours ago that looked exactly like this. was AIDS riddled.