What is it like to do an orchestral audition? If I was godlike at tuba, and wanted to join the Vienna Philharmonic, could I just challenge the tuba player there to a tuba battle, or would I have to wait until he quit?
Grayson Long
I was fucked by an entire orchestra
Owen Long
sicc bass drones
Xavier Williams
Why are tuba players so disgusting?
Asher Sanders
youtube.com/watch?v=nAptkfOEiMY >great fast movements >boring snore-fest slow movements >the good slow movements were stolen from Telemann Seems to be a consistent trend among Bach's violin concertos.
Ethan Martinez
Mozart's flute & harp concerto is underrated.
Camden Cruz
Yeap, that's basically my face when listening to Vivaldi as well.
Liam Moore
Shocked and disgusted?
Brayden Hughes
I was thinking yawning
Thomas Hall
>>boring snore-fest slow movements am i a pleb for hating most slow movements? especially from the classical era
Mason Lopez
How would you even know if those movements were taken from Telemann? You can't even read music.
I"m not saying they weren't, I'm just saying there's no reason as to why i should take you seriously.
Luke Nguyen
Op.1 is pretty boring tho I agree
Blake Cox
>already proven my point >"h-hurr but muh headcanons!!!" Wow didn't realize you're this pathetic. Being not taken seriously by you is a relief.
Luis Torres
anything extremely fast paced or experimental that you can recommend me I remember hearing an artists that one of his pieces had an alarm in it but I dont remember said artist
Yeah I'm sure Bach's legacy will take a severe blow from a shitposter in an imageboard primarily used for discussing japanese cartoons who is pointing out something people don't really care about.
Not necessarily. You just need to be paying attention and have an open mind to humor being conveyed in abstract ways (trying to say this as unpretentiously as possible). It's about how the music presents itself. youtube.com/watch?v=U-zaGM39Cik Like this is straight up bathroom humor, it's great.
youtube.com/watch?v=6TbzBSrxdcg This one is a bit more abstract. Again you don't need to be versed in theory to "get" it, just be focused on the sounds entering your ear no different than if someone was telling a story with a joke punchline.
So in this video youtu.be/-RR-DUJv6cs?t=34m43s and this video youtu.be/PzH4XAv9ZCQ?t=3m58s the tuba players have apparently a completely different embouchure. I can do the first one with no effort but I can't do the second one for the life of me. Why are they different? I'm beginning trombone next year with a teacher and I'm trying to learn how to buzz to prepare myself.
Jack Parker
Why don't the Russians command very much respect in /classical/?
Jack Jenkins
Because the only Russian composers I know are Tchaikovsky and Stravinsky.
Xavier Kelly
pretty sure rachmaninoff ruined russians for /classical/
Terrible. The tempo is limp as fuck and the vibrato ruins the power of the composition. In addition there's little to no ornamentation which just shows how soulless the entire rendition is. Please reevaluate your life.
Connor Wilson
Your favourite books on music?
Ryder Gonzalez
Kim Cooper - 33⅓: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Wyatt Brown
Post obscure neo-romantic pieces that are good.
Jayden Moore
petzold
Ethan Gray
l- lewd
Julian Brooks
Vivaldi makes you put on your blowjob face?
Carson Cruz
He doesn't do the same to you?
Brandon Mitchell
They do. The five greats are very respected as are Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky and Shostakovich.
Luke Thomas
okay what do i listen from this guy
Xavier Smith
bitches
John Jackson
the fourth B
Camden Butler
god damn weaboos are fucking retarded
we need a way to detect if a post has an anime image attached so that we can automatically filter it and maintain discussions consisting solely of real patricians
Isaac Torres
fact: most composers would be weeaboos if they were alive today
Caleb Morgan
hmm interesting wow on second thought you're totally right you've really changed my views
i'm going to go write a fugue on themes from k-on now
Jack Scott
post it here when you're done
Hudson Williams
you'll purchase the score legally after it's published just like everyone else jackass
John Bennett
no I'll just wait 70 years after you die and view it legally on IMSLP
Noah Martin
fact: most composers would create sick beatz on ableton if they were alive today
Samuel Lee
my nigga schubert wrote hella bars
Aaron Morgan
So composers would be making nightcore?
Jose Morris
If Beethoven were alive today he would be a metalhead. Put this in your sig if you're the 2% of 90s kids who still rock out.
>learning a language >just look up videos on youtube where they talk the language and grind the grammar >learn maths >just read books and solve the problems in your textbook >learning an instrument >even though you have all the motivation in the world, you can get hurt from playing for too long, you have to perform your skills in front of hundreds, you will reach plateaus often, you have to buy an expensive instrument and you'll barely make ends meet why is it so unfair, bros
Jason Robinson
just play 3 chord songs on the guitar
Parker Hall
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Samuel Adams
What do anglos do when they play a woodwind instrument and they have to fluttertongue? Isn't it impossible for them to make the "RRRRRR" sound with their tongue? What about those people who can't do it? Do they get discriminated against?
Owen Morris
>What about those people who can't do it? they become percussionists
Luis Brown
> Isn't it impossible for them to make the "RRRRRR" sound with their tongue? Are you fucking retarded?
Juan Moore
The sound isn't in their language
Anthony Richardson
if you can't flutter tongue, you don't become a flautist. Most anglos can flutter tongue and/or roll their r's
Grayson Davis
People who speak English often learn other languages or just learn to roll their r's for the hell of it as a kid.
English is mt first language and I could roll my r's since I was a child. Now speaking Russian I can actually use that ability in a language instead of just going "Rrrriiiii" in a Spanish style whenever something Spanish happens
Jackson Peterson
Every englishman I know who've tried to speak norwegian fucks up the r
Luke Martinez
>recovery I don't need recovery for a fun time
Jayden Reed
the best 20th century composers, that's why
Easton Cox
>H-have you practiced 40 hours today yet, user xiānshēng?
Asher Edwards
I don't know if it's just me, but I think obsessing with conductors for recordings is largely useless. The venue, recording technology and microphone placement seem to make a far bigger difference.
Ethan Cook
Even the triangle player has more impact on the recording than the living metronome
Leo Reyes
I assume /classical/ rankings are like: 1. Austria - power gap - 2. Germany 3. Russia 4. Italy 5. France 6. Czech Republic 7. Finland 8. Hungary 9. USA 10. Poland 11. UK (or something like that)
Justin Edwards
>USA and UK above Norway
Asher Nguyen
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Jose Richardson
Give me ONE (1) composer from the states who are as well known as Grieg.
